Bayonetta X Fem! Reader Headcanons
This is my first time doing this, I recently played Bayonetta 1 and 2 and I'm feral for this woman
Heres some sapphic headcanons for our lovely witch🐈⬛🔮
This is for the love of the game, no one asked me to do this ✨️
Contains NSFW content 🔞
I may write a fanfic, I'm not sure yet; let me know in the comments if you guys would be interested ✨️
()= Author's useless thoughts
(Any gif used is not mine)
- Despite her louder than life persona, Bayonetta's heart is a little bit more vulnerable than she cares to admit
-If you do catch her attention, consider yourself the luckiest woman in the world; Her 'profession' has her traveling everywhere on the planet, if she keeps coming back to you...
-Girl you've definitely peeked her intrest 👀💅
- When she does open up....You're in for the ride of your life ✨️
- Bayonetta is a woman who never does anything half-assed
-Going on a date? Only the finest restaurant in town with a limousine 🍴🍽🍾🍛🍝
- You need a Vacation? You're being whisked away, to any destination of your choice with the finest hotel or B&B there is 🏖🏕🏞
-Wanna just stay at home and have a movie night? She's there in her pajamas with an array of your favorite snacks and comfy blankets
- Because her life depends on sacrificing angels, sometimes she's gone for weeks....
- That's how this woman found out how much she cares about you 💕
- One time, she was gone nearly for a whole month 💔
- You awoke in the middle of the night to find Bayonetta knocking on your door🏠
- Before you could even open the door, she was on your lips and wrapping you up in her arms 😳
- You could barely walk the day after...😏🥵
- Now, do not think for a moment that you'll be spared from her teasing
- If anything, it gets worse 🙃
(Noo, my steak is too juicy...🙄)
- You'll be doing the most mundane thing and you'll hear that sultry voice, commenting the most downright, toe-curling thing you've ever heard in your life 😳🥵🤯
- Her personal favorite is when she sneaks up on you in Purgatorio 🐈⬛😈
-She waits for you to be off guard and then, bam! She's behind you wrapping her arms around you, whispering teasing comments in your ear ✨️
-LOVES touching you💕
(with consent of course🫡)
- Your arm, your hip, your back...etc.
(My neck, my back 😩🎶)
- loves it when you get shy or nervous around her 🫣
- And absolutely LOVES it when you are caring and sweet to her 🫠
- If you fuss over her, she will literally melt, her face may actually be turning red if you look close enough
(Not that our independent girlie would ever admit that 💅 out loud at least)
- If you ever get to see her fight, Ooo Boy ✨️💜
- She's no stranger to showing off her power, she revels in the fact that she puts fear into her enemies...
- But if you're watching, she puts on an absolute show...👏
- Acts twice as sensual to get you all hot and bothered
-Gives you looks the whole time that have you shuddering🔥
- Never fear for your life when you're around her fighting; She would literally snap an angel in half, if it even grazed you...she would even go as far as making your own shield with her magic 🔮
- Always gets riled up after a fight, all she has to do is give you a look and you know immediately you are not sleeping that night 😏
- She'll never admit it, but she loves cuddling
- Bayonetta adores you snuggling up to her, she always pulls you closer to her when you do 💜
- Bonus points if you're sleeping 😴
- Kissing her is an experience in of itself, she always leaves you breathless and stunned
- She's a passionate person so expect a lot of heated kisses 🔥
- She'll often kiss your forehead or cheek before you fall asleep with her 💕
- Honestly? Loves kissing every part of you 👄
- Please give her kisses back, she doesnt often get a lot of affection when it comes to her life🥺 she'll be more than happy to return the favor
(That is a threat ✨️ not a suggestion)
- Call her Cereza and she'll will instantly fall in love with you over again 💕
- Her happy place is you and her cuddling on the couch, it makes her feel somewhat normal 💜
- Loves to dance with you, she lives for your giggles and smiles while she twirls you around your living room 🎶
- At the end of the day, you make her feel like she belongs and that's the thing she loves about you the most💜🔮
(NSFW Content ahead 🔞🔞)
- Remember when I said that Bayonetta is a woman who never does anything half-assed?
- That includes sex 👀🫣
- You never leave the bed unsatisfied, neither does she 🥵
- Definitely a Top ✨️💅
- SOFT DOM ENERGY 🫡✨️
- Loves going down on you, she loves how you tighten your thighs around her head when you're about to come 💦
- Hickies are a must for this woman, she enjoys marking you as her own
(Again, Dom Energy 👏)
- Don't worry, she uses her hands too 😏
- Absolutely will make you look her in the eye the entire time she's fucking you 👀🔥
- She doesn't let you be quiet either, she wants to hear how good she's making you feel 😩
- She definitely has used her magic to fuck you faster until you're a drooling mess 🔮
- She is a damn good dirty talker 😳
-Has many nicknames for you 🔥
- 'I love hearing you moan for me, kitty...'
- 'You like it when I fuck you senseless don't you, my sweet girl...?'
- Queen 👏 of 👏 teasing👏
- If she's in a mood, she'll tease you for what seems like hours 🕑
- She enjoys watching you breathless and needy for her touch
- There will be times where you're practically begging her to touch you ✨️
- She chuckles and gives you what you want, she can never deny you 😏
- Definitely has toys ✨️
- Her strap game is no joke 🤯
- When she does use it, you can bet for a fact you're not gonna walk straight the next day
- Her favorite position is having you ride her, she loves watching you sink deeper onto the toy while you chase your climax
- Grips your hips while you do, making sure you dont stop until you're moaning the most degenerate things you could think of 🥵
- She lets you return the favor 😏
- She is addicted to having your face between her thighs when you do 😩
- Make eye contact with her when you do this and she'll practically be putty in your hands👀
- Tugs on your hair when she's close 🔥
- Because of her superhuman strength, sometimes things break when you guys are intimate 🫠
- One time she gripped your wooden headboard so hard it broke apart in her hands, it was replaced with a charmed one after that 👌
- She never hurts you, when it comes to you she's careful ( just not with furniture) 👌
- If you have neighbors, well, let's hope they brought earplugs ✨️
I hope I did this right, it's my first time posting anything like this 😁
