What

I was expecting some kind of explanation at the bottom and I just…

Peppers are the spicy of the fire, mint is the spicy of the ice, carbonation is the spicy of the air, and vinegar is the spicy of the water.

“Stay close to your loved ones!…”

This is the sort of dog whom I would elect president. I feel like I could trust him to Get Things Done and be a staunch defender of the underdog.

my dream is to live in a place where cute forest critters wander into my yard and make friends with my pets 

big boy is doing a little boogy and this tiny boy comes to attack him

what if mayonnaise came in cans

that would suck because you can’t microwave metal…

good morning to everyone except these two people

me, trying to spell something in french: uhhhhhh i think that’s enough vowels the french language: youe fooule…. youe insouelente cowèurde

It is scientifically impossible not to read this with a French accent

Ehm I’m French and plz we don’t talk all like that argh!

euhmx i’m frenche and pleaze oui doun’t taulke alles laeque zàt aurghex