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@phantom-dc
Masterpost
Multi-chapter:
A deal with the Ghost King
Dad Hood
Jason is 9 years old
Wishes do come true
Prompts:
Jason was acting strange
The ghost hunters son
Jason's new friend (this one is on an alternate account)
The Orb
Lancer's student
Nightmares
The Siren of the Iceberg Lounge
The Sacrifice
Vivisection Deception
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THEY DO BE FISHING AND HE DO BE PROUD OF HIS SON
I’ve been cackling about this for like five minutes now
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O-okay, let’s get into this, shall we?
*grumbling* Would you rather work for Lex Luthor or the Joker- *shouting* Lex Luthor, by like, a fucking mile!
Yes, yes, working for Lex Luthor is basically like being an Amazon employee that makes weapons of mass destruction, which is bad. Lex is like Donald Trump mixed with Mark Zuckerberg mixed with Jeffrey fucking Bezos, it’s not a great mix. He does not treat his henchmen well. Their lives still suck, and they are probably monitored on how long they take piss breaks for.
But let’s analyze what working for Lex Luthor is like versus the fucking Joker. With Lex you probably get a dental plan, a health plan, a paycheck, and the guy that you’re fighting really cares about human life. Superman will hit you just long enough to knock you out, so you’re not a treat, so he can stop the problem.
If you work for the Joker, your payment is you’re not fucking dead. You say one wrong thing? Bang. You don’t laugh at his jokes? Bang! You do laugh at his jokes? Bang! You think Joker gives a fuck about a henchman?
Who’s Lex Luthor’s right-hand-man? It’s a woman, you sexist, her name is Mercy, she’s awesome. Who’s Joker’s right-hand-man? Bob? Nah, he’s dead. Harley? Tried to kill her multiple times. Slappy? Who the fuck is Slappy?
The best case scenario of working for the Joker is that you fight the fucking Batman! And that presents its own fucking list of problems. If you stop Superman as a Lex Luthor henchman, Lex’ll be pissed, but he’ll be at least happy that Superman was caught. If you stop Batman as a Joker henchman, you better have a fucking coffin picked out yesterday.
This isn’t a fun hypothetical question, this is a screening technique that the doctors at Arkham use to determine your mental health! There is a right and a wrong answer to this question, and the correct one is Lex fucking Luthor. Thank you for coming to my fucking Ted Talk, have a nice day.
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Bitch neither I work for Wayne Industries, they got better offers than work these clowns:
batmans secret special attack is offering all of his enemys henchmen a living wage and guaranteed healthcare
WAIT UP JUST A MOMENT!!
HOW NO ONE IS TALKING ABOUT THIS??! HOW ON EARTH I RANDOMLY FOUND ABOUT THIS??
FIRST TIME MY BOY GETS MERCH??? WHY BEING CRUEL TO ME!!! WHY MAKE IT EXCLUSIVE
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Dj Parasite & Fury the Hanzaal (my friend @betasuppe OC's)
Dreasney Galaxy au
KEI AND FURY LOOKIN' LIKE FIRE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
I love these designs so much! They look so cool and ypu draw them so damn well! I love i love i love!!!♡♡♡♡♡♡♡
Danny who has really bad PTSD and Paranoia brought on by Vlad bugging his house. So when Danny and Jason move in together, and Jason insists on a security system, he gives Danny full control. He lets Danny pick where all the cameras go, and he links them up to Danny's phone so Danny can shut them off to feel safe if he needs to.
Everything goes fine for a while. Danny shuts the cameras down when hes having a bad day, but usually he leaves them and even seems less paranoid about them as time goes on.
But then, Danny finally convinces Jason to let them get a dog. Jason agreed so long as it was small to medium size, so of course that ment they brought home some sort of massive breed that Jason pretty sure is part wolf. Or demon. But Danny insists its a small dog, and won't grow any bigger than 36inches tall, and he looked so happy and in love with the dog that Jason just couldn't say no. At least it was well behaved-
-But after a week or so of having the dog, it started acting weird one morning. Standing the middle of the living room, they barked at the corner of the house repeatedly, not coming for food or water or to play. Finally, Danny checked out what they were looking at, and as he dug around and searched, his body started shaking in fear.
It was a camera. Not one of their, it was more high tech, smaller, and not at all where Danny placed them. Danny threw the camera on the ground, breaking it, before frantically tearing the house apart in search of more, the dog more than happy to help him search. Danny looked and relooked and checked for four hours before finally collapsing in the closet and having a panic attack.
When Jason came home to the house torn apart he freaked out and was relieved to find Danny in the closet with the dog. Though, he was worried that Danny was completely despondent and that his face was stained with tears.
When he finally got him to talk, and tell him about the cameras, Jason was pissed. He had a good idea who planted them, and he was so angry that they caused such a setback.
Jason took Danny and the dog to a hotel, watching with a tense jaw as Danny did a sweep of their room 6 times before laying on the bed and passing out.
Filled with righteous fury, Jason went back to the house, gathered up all the smashed cameras and drove straight to Wayne Manor. It was a shame, Jason hadn't been feeling the pit rage as strongly as of late, and now suddenly it was bubbling all up to a surface, and just when Jason was thinking of trying to reconnect and mabe introducing them to Danny. But now, now he kind of just wanted them all dead for setting Danny back in his healing.
you’ve seen project Hail Mary???? Oh my gosh I love Rocky in your style!!!
well now i just havee to draw more rocky in my style
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i can finally appreciate the codec calls but it's not enough. i need a prolonged, in-depth look into how snake is processing what he's seeing in ssbb, especially in subspace emissary. clearly he and otacon both adapted to the crossover weirdness with their usual flexibility but surely there was a very awkward and frightening period of adjustment
Jason: I saw that boy in my dream last night *points to Danny waiting tables*
Dick: Ohhh~ Do tell~
Jason: He was trying to kill me
Dick: Oh.
Jason: But in a flity way.
Dick: How.....so?
Jason: The ghost way.
Danny: Good afternoon my name is Danny, and I'll be your waiter for your meal. What can I get you started with?
Dick: I'll have some shrimp cocktail as a starter and-
Jason: I want bread.
Danny: Earn it.
Dick: What-
Jason: *Leaping at Danny with his fists riased*
Danny: *Blocking the attack*
Dick: Wait this is a upscale resturant! Stop fighting!
Danny: It's not fighting, it's ghost flirting!
Jason: Yeah, Dick I'm trying to get you a brother-in-law. SHUSH! eat your shrimp.
Dick: I would if you weren't fighting the guy who's suppsoed to bring them to me!
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Go! Rocky, Go!
Rocky get perfect score, statment!
dead serious normalize having an average boring ass life where you have enough to meet your needs we do not need to be remarkable we just need to be alive
was talking to a coworker and realised i could not for the life of me remember his name but i was too embarrassed to ask because we've spoken multiple times so mid-conversation i started concocting a plan to nudge the conversation towards the ID photos on our building passes so that i could be like oh my ID photo is awful haha the camera they use to take these has a real talent for making me look as unphotogenic as possible and then he would say oh yes me too haha everyone says that (because they do) and then i would be able to say well let me see yours it can't be as bad as mine! and he would show me his ID because we are coworkers and why wouldn't he and this would allow me to see his building pass which of course would have his name on it and then i would be able to say well yours is perfectly nice it must be me that's the problem! and then we would have a polite chuckle about it and i would have his name without needing to ask for it and he would be none the wiser and all would be well but then before i could execute this fine plan a little voice in my head went "so this is some light yagami bull shit you are about to pull" which was such a violent reality check it shocked me completely out of my embarrassment and i went "hey im so sorry your name has slipped my mind could you remind me" and he did and it was fine.
"This is some Light Yagami bull shit you are about to pull" <- Littany against avoiding small embarrassing/awkward moments that don't matter with over the top ass mind games.
It turns out such vehicle designs actually existed in Tron Uprising.
I'm going to post some other photos to make your mouths water. lol
The Mole family, without exosuits. (including OC)
Dreasney Galaxy AU
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after Jason reveals his identity as the Red Hood i like to think about the kids begging for Jason to hang out with them and rejoin the family and that but Jason’s being a little bitch about it so when Dick asks for his phone number he just throws an ouija board at him and says ‘i’ll sense it’
issue is that while slightly drunk and sad that his brother hates him, Dick decided to try it out, and Damian watching him through a crack in the door thought it would be funny to text Jason (because he actually does have his league bro’s number) about it so that Jason could maybe mention it the next time they see each other on patrol to freak Dick out, except Jason was working not too far from the manor at the time and he thought it would be even funnier to swing by, slam up against the window and scream through the glass ‘STOP FUCKING DRUNK TEXTING ME’ and absolutely scares the shit out of Dick. so now Dick thinks that ouija boards actually work on Jason because he’s still part ghost and Jason and Damian are scrambling to try and keep up the ruse because of how funny it is.
dick: "jason can you come over i miss you :("
jason: climbs through window, moves the planchette to 'no', climbs back out the window
dick: "no fucking way"
