men are extinct in the world of love live

Do most of these people perhaps live in a cartoon?

Went to another kids house in high school (his dad was a teacher I fought with constantly) to watch a movie with some people. I tiptoe everywhere, extra-extra gentle and cautious with everything, sit quietly and watch the movie. Film ends, I stand up from my chair and my head crashes into a hanging oil lamp which falls and shatters and cracks the coffee table and spills flammable oil all over the couch and carpet

Gay Rights

Morosexual Rights too

I think Joan of Arc's fursona would be a dog called Joan of Bark, but my partner thinks it would be a phoenix, which seems insensitive to me, but neither of us are furries, so I guess we don't really get a say either way.

*taking notes* What else do you know about this beautiful world?

we were discussing wills and inheritances in the breakroom today and one of the boys brought up that he heard if you hate someone in your family, you’re supposed to leave them something, literally anything, even if it’s just like 1 penny, so that they can’t sue and say you just forgot them, and one of the other boys said why wouldn’t you just say like “I specifically do not leave anything to this person” and one of the girls piped up “No, leave them 1 penny, it’s a bigger fuck you” and then she paused and goes “No wait, tell them that you leave them everything in the box you’ve buried in the woods and they have to go find it and dig it up and then they can have everything in it, but it’s just 1 penny” and because I am a writer, and thinking up wild things to have happen is part of the writing job description, I (without looking up from my computer where I was currently writing a story) said “or a bomb. I mean, you hate them right” and i looked up and everyone was looking at me and the girl (who FYI is a horror movie enthusiast and I had figured on appreciating the joke) goes “well. I mean, what are they going to do, arrest me? I’m dead.” and I wish I could bottle the looks on the boys’ faces.

When I worked full time as a genealogist a colleague showed me a will that said they left enough rope for their son in law to hang himself and nothing else.

your getting so sleepy. so tired. here's some blankets take a delightful nap for me O.K.?

Oh my gosh a blankets… a safe space to sleep on… snrrrrrkkkrk mimimimimimi…..

also this is less of a video game thing and more of a fantasy writing thing but like. i just have to say. if you want your fantasy characters to talk like normal people you can do that. you don't have to make up corny swears for your fantasy to be immersive. you can just say "fuck you" instead of "shadows take you" and you can just say "goddamn" instead of "matron's teats." if you want. just if you want

alternatively for writing modern day fiction you can also have people say “may the gods ensure your suffering” instead of “fuck you,” or instead of “are you an idiot” you can say “have the ravens pecked out your mind” if you want. nobody can stop you.

i can stop you. i can drop from the ceiling in your house and fuck your shit up for putting this on my post

grown adults will get on the internet and say things like “why is this movie about the protagonist, the titular character?” just walk into the ocean i cannot help you

i dont even daydream about myself anymore i just daydream about two fictional characters kissing and project onto one of them

wow this really hit off. are yall good?

kin memories

shoutout to the worst addition on this post

ok, those are all kind of awesome. i wish they weren’t needed, bit still…awesome solutions.

I feel more comfortable reblogging this version

RapeAxe has a gofund me up that barely has 700 dollars. I feel like the inventions that havent even been funded yet should be linked to the page you can support them at.

RapeAxe- website which links their gofundme

As of this reblog, Rape-aXe needs to raise $308,537. If you can’t help fund it, please reblog?

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