Life is funny ain't it?

WARM MY HEART

If Edna dissed me like that I’d have to throw my whole self in the trash out of shame.

REBLOG IF YOU LOVE DOGS

MAYBE I’M SMALL AND EMOTIONALLY UNSTABLE BUT I’M ALSO READY TO FIGHT ANYONE WHO DOESN’T REBLOG THIS.

…both?

This is more of a Keanu Reeves with dogs appreciation post, and I’m not even mad.

If foods were priced by how many calories they contain, more people would have access to healthy foods.

the other day at work, i asked a woman her name– like i do for everyone, because we have to write it on the cup–and she goes “we come in here all the time. you should really know our names by now” as if i don’t serve hundreds of people a day or as though a nondescript middle aged white woman made such an impact upon me that i’d remember her. i was feeling pretty impatient and irritable though, so i covered my name tag with my hand and asked her my name and she didn’t know it and at least had the decency to change demeanor from haughty and superior to sort of quietly embarrassed and i’m fairly sure that’s the only thing i’ve ever done at work that matters to me. 

Xiaoin Showdown was an amazing fucking show and nobody will tell me otherwise

I spent at least 10 minutes watching this on repeat. I cried so much. It’s the best thing I’ve seen in a long time.

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ive had this queued this march

Happy New year everybody