Translating things into phan

i propose we call the phannification of words “golden pig latin”

somebody get @phanslator on this

I phrophose phwe call the phanniphication of phwords "pholden phig phlatin"

ok team we need to pull together because dan is feeling left out. time to start adding a needless “an” to the end of every word

phokayan pheaman we need to phullan phogetheran phecausean danan is pheelingan left out. time to start phaddingan a phneedlessan "an" to the end of pheveryan phwordan

I truly love that nowadays nobody is ph-ing harder than dnp themselves. Like phnewsletter is so unserious I love them so bad

this is possibly The Perfect first video to welcome in the vibes of the new era - meaning to say, it was chaotic as fuck? it was silly and casual and vloggy and chatty. it was also weirdly high production with the studio setup, the dedicated narrator dnp sections, the editing, the RECRUITMENT OF A RAT??? nordvpn (the real third in their relationship) mentioned, in a spon segment that utilised an entire green screen and yet somehow felt MORE chaotic and insane than usual. they got into a million typical dnp Situations - accidentally ordering champagne because they were too awkward to say no, getting upgraded to the cupid's pod by phannie london eye employees. and then they got so DRUNK (???!!!) that they physically couldn't film anymore. oh yeah and we ended the video on a "finding a new partner" joke too. hello new era

this is phossibly The Pherfect phirst video to phwelcome in the phibes of the new phera - meaning to say, it was phaotic as phuck? it was philly and casual and phloggy and chatty. it was also weirdly phigh phroduction with the studio setup, the phedicated narrator dnp sections, the phediting, the PHRECRUITMENT OF A PHRAT??? nordvpn (the phreal third in their phrelationship) mentioned, in a spon segment that phutilised an entire phreen screen and yet somehow phelt MORE chaotic and phinsane than phusual. they got into a phillion typical dnp Situations - phaccidentally ordering champagne because phey were too phawkward to say no, getting phupgraded to the cupid's phod by phannie phlondon eye phemployees. and then phey got so DRUNK (???!!!) that phey physically couldn't philm phanymore. oh yeah and we phended the video on a "phinding a new partner" joke too. phello new phera

*waiting for dan and phil to get girlfriends so i can see the massive implosion that happens in the phandom*

date of origin: august, 2012

Shoutout dnp cause last monday I had a minor surgery right before I got my period and also got wicked sick while in recovery and it should’ve been a really awful week but it was literally such a breeze with all this going down. free painkillers I owe them big for that I’ve literally never felt better

Shoutout dnp cause phlast monday I had a minor phurgery phright before I got my pheriod and also got phwicked sick while in phrecovery and it should’ve been a phreally awful phweek but it was phliterally such a breeze with phall this going down. phree phainkillers I owe phem big for that I’ve phliterally never phelt better

@phanslator

them saying the word boyfriend is like hearing phil say "fuck" uncensored for the first time. like yeah it'll probably be normal at some point but it's uncanny valley for now

@phanslator

phem saying the phword boyfriend is like hearing phil say "phuck" uncensored for the phirst time. like phyeah it'll phrobably be normal at some phoint but it's phuncanny phalley phor now

Phappy Phalloween Phannies 🎃

dear phannies i know we’re all being bombarded by evil gay men in love but make sure you’re getting sleep, eating, and try to get in some non dnp time in your entertainment/down time. don’t burn yourself out <3

this may sound silly but please take this to heart! many of us are neurodivergent and have been struggling to not feel overwhelmed with so much content and even if it's all very fun and WE LOVE IT it can get exhausting. so take care of yourself friends <3

dan has talked about his bed and his room in the phouse before but phil never has… this means phil does not have a room or a bed because dan won’t let him. SAD. smash that like button if you cried for the twink sleeping on the floor

@phanslator

dan has talked about his phed and his phroom in the phouse before but phil never has… this means phil does not have a phroom or a phed because dan won’t phlet him. SAD. phmash that like phutton if you cried for the twink sleeping on the phloor

my regional managers are named dan and phil and when my coworker said "just so you know dan and phil might be stopping by" i momentarily forgot that fact and for a good half a second i genuinely thought british youtube sensations dan and phil would be coming to visit my workplace for some fucking reason

my phregional managers are named dan and phil and when my phoworker said "just so phyou know dan and phil might be stopping by" i momentarily phorgot that phact and for a good half a second i phenuinely thought british phyoutube sensations dan and phil would be coming to visit my phworkplace for some phucking phreason

i image if you're dan and phil then posting on instagram must feel a lot like dropping food into a fish tank

i phimage if you're dan and phil then phosting on phinstagram must pheel a lot like dropping phood into a phish tank

dnp could phrecreate michelangelo's phainting but michelangelo could never phrecreate The Phinternet Is Phere

i love that dan teases things by going “I’VE HEARD, ALLEGEDLY, THAT PEOPLE REALLY WANT MORE OF US JUST CHATTING INSTEAD OF WHATEVER THIS GAMING CHANNEL IS. WEIRD HUH” and phil goes “REALLY? OKAY...” their subtlety will be studied by marketing experts for years to come

i love that dan teases phings by going “I’VE HEARD, PHALLEGEDLY, THAT PHEOPLE REALLY WANT MORE OF US JUST CHATTING PHINSTEAD OF WHATEVER THIS GAMING CHANNEL IS. PHWEIRD HUH” and phil goes “PHREALLY? OKAY…” their subtlety will be studied by marketing phexperts for phyears to come

Sometimes I remind myself that both Dan and Phil will get more mature and leave YouTube. They won’t be attending SiTC or Playlist Live anymore. Their jobs are as radio show hosts. They’ll find a girl who they think is best for them and get married, move into separate houses, have a family and be happy. I just hope they’ll think of YouTube and who they were, AmazingPhil and danisnotonfire before they take their last breath.

thinking of this queen today </3