dont talk to me or my typos every again

Achievement unlocked: discovered piece of media at exact right time in your life to experience maximum peak emotional impact and infatuation

"who's your blorbo?" is singular? in this economy?? I don't know how y'all are doing it, but it costs me 6 blorbos minimum just to get through the fucking day. due to inflation. :(

Blorbo Inflation used to mean something different, but we can't have shit under late stage capitalism

if i was a popular minecraft youtuber id just tweet "hey guys stop drawing shipping fanart of me and my friends/coworkers, i only fucked one of them and seeing me paired with anyone else is kinda weird and crosses my boundaries" and then i'd turn my phone off

It will get colder eventually dont even wooorry about a silly heat wave lol It will get so, so, so terribly cold And the blanket of snow will fall heavy until every thing is made still

let’s party

Lets seriously just let our hair down and have some fun

i want to let loose and act like tonight is forever

what no one tells you about being a hopeless romantic is often you’re trying very hard to hold onto your hinges #myhinges

i will see someone kind of attractive in line at like, a fast food restaurant and i’ll start fantasizing about introducing them to my family. hope is a dangerous thing for a woman like me to have..

My entire feed is 20% damn there was a shooting at the White House and 80% CHEATED??? ON MEGAN THEE STALLION????

Megan Thee Stallion listen to me. You have to cheat back. I'm free any time for you. Please

Megan Thee Stallion was dating someone?? Man I'm out of the loop on celebrity relationships. This post does make it seem like it was either Trump or the shooter who cheated on her though.

I didn't even know who Megan Thee Stallion is before this post

I know we love thinking of Rocky hanging out on Grace’s chest like a weighted blanket so let’s DEFINITELY NOT think about Grace sleeping on his stomach one day and Rocky settling carefully on top of him like usual and Grace wakes up screaming and thrashing and panicking because it reminds him of being held down and drugged and sent away to die

a red string of fate can be a leash. if you're enlightened

My anthro professor has three forbidden words for his essays: problematic, interesting, and large. Point being they’re all filler words, he wants you to just skip straight to why it’s interesting or why it’s problematic. But anyway, any time I disagree with him in class I say to him “mm, interesting, but largely problematic.”

I feel like a lot of people engaging in torture are not treating their victims as if they could have blood borne pathogens 🤔

Is what my wife said apropo of nothing as we were silently drifting off to sleep

She Void on my Fish til i Who?

Don't think about how the twins always cooked together and were practically inseparable and how the first time we see taako make food and get praised for it he says "thats how we do" because he would be so used to saying we that it just comes naturally to him. Don't think about it. Don't cry over all the times lup haunts taakos speech and actions. Not again.