*worthy of love

So like... now what? Does Tumblr get deleted now? We beat the final boss [phan hard launch]

yeah no i can't hang out today. yeah it's british youtubers again. yeah it'll be all day.

i actually don’t give a fuck that transvestigation laws “will end up impacting cis women too” it should be enough that they impact trans women. you should care about that on its own actually.

fellatio is such an awesome word. sounds like a pasta. but be careful! wouldnt want to order that at a restaurant ... lest some nasty little creature get ahold of that thang

So this post is the single reason I took my meds today. Reblogging out of duty.

eveeyones got it wrong your mid 20s arent for going to the club or partying or picking up new crafts. your 20s are for discovering how much more autistic you are than you thought you were in high school

april fools day is actually the most sensible day of the year because it's the only day on which people will read something on the internet and stop for a second to consider whether or not it's actually true

today i learned twitter artists are posting their own art but captioning it as if they're reposting someone else's work, bc it gives them waaay more engagement. and its worked every time. the state of social media is truly so over 😭

not now kitten, daddy's about to have a mental breakdown from seeing the prices at the grocery store

this getting 20 notes in under a minute... we need to start killing the government

i say "godspeed, soldier" way too much for someone who puts their faith in neither god nor the military

how is it that this is like *exactly* how Marvel and Disney Star Wars fans talk about movies