Embracing Cringe Since 2014

did you google how to take a screen shot

#i HAVE to include context as a classical musician who is *almost*in these spaces #this is from the schleswig-holstein music festival #(presumably faculty????) #which is probably The most selective classical music festival in the goddamn world #these people are some of the best you will ever hear on their respective instruments #this was literally posted originally by the goddamn schleswig-holstein music festival #these are their dudes #classical musician me is being shocked by seeing them on tumblr #y’all don’t even know how insane this is #y’all are just enjoying chickens playing saxophone and cornet (via @clockworkouroboros )

locked in? no. i'm tucked in. goodnight

translator's note: in america, "seek shelter immediately" means "go outside and stand on the porch"

well if its for fucked up and horny reasons, then i guess its okay...

The time will pass anyway

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

ground control to crazy frog

"don't assign human morality to non human things" is so true except when it comes to printers. they know what they are, they understand dilemmas and ethics and morality. they choose to be how they are, they choose to be evil, at their very core they are rotten

all babies are baby gender. you dress them stupid, in pumpkins and teddy bear suits

goodposting example: hey guys, just fucked a bug

no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!