i'm jaded now, whatever that means

the important thing is that shane and ilya are cumming. yes right now

I know it's unfair vilification and stuff but it's also a lot of fun to see old media and stuff where people were SO scared of big animals like lions, sharks, crocodiles and wolves were fully expected to just come and eat you the moment you stepped into their territory. In older media we also made that assumption about gorillas and in still older we thought it'd be whales. But some animals that will actually fuck you up got left behind. Boars will kill you and eat you. They're way more likely to do so than any of those other things actually. Hippos, obviously, got off like bandits always being depicted as cute and dopey. And then there's the squids. Not giant kraken size squids. The eight foot squids that hunt in packs and will fuck you up if you fall in the water at night. I can't BELIEVE people slept on that. It's like all they cared about were the huge deep sea ones we never see. The medium size wolf pack squids were right there.

I absolutely adore Humboldt squid. I saw a doc once where a scientist was cage diving to study them, and one of the squid squeezed it's entire massive body through the cage bars, bit the guy and squeezed right back out.

This is all fascinating but I'm reblogging it exclusively for the phrase "got nearly squidded from existence."

when the people who didnt stay as obsessed as us come back to blog about hr after s2 premieres they arent even gonna know about dogshane...

when Jeff or Mouse Hayden or Jackie Le Fay don’t show up in the show it’s going to be jarring…

Clive Slime is gonna be sliming all over the place…

I've got one worse guys: what about the people who START watching when season 2 airs? And then they just waltz in, a veritable BUFFET of content awaiting them?

the parallel drawn between ilya and his mom isn't meant to be subtle. she was so funny and beautiful. she was so sad. my dad was so hard on her. she would've loved you like i love you. so when ilya says he doesn't want shane to think she was weak, that line makes me want to scream. he has so much shame around his depression when it comes to shane. he doesn't want shane to think He is weak. (spoilers) he spends all of tlg keeping his issues secret from shane because he's determined to "fix" it on his own so shane never has to know, ilya never has to be a failure or an inconvenience to him. so in the end when he is finally in a place to come out and say listen if you're going to commit to me you need to know that i'm like my mom and i might always be - and for shane to just hear him and say well i'll be right here - is a massive release of shame for ilya

i would kill for the confidence of novelists who write genius-poet characters and then actually write samples of the “genius” poetry in the book. if i were a novelist writing a genius-poet i’d just be like “trust me, the poetry’s real good.”

guys can you believe that they're making more heated rivalry. can you believe that connor and hudson are together as we speak. can you FUCKING BELIEVE IT

phone in bed show me what I need to see

today would be a great day for casting announcements 🕯🧘‍♀️🕯

hudsons team of women is like girls that got their dream job to dress up their lil ken doll who is also a gremlin

evil hudson williams jerking off in the cuck chair. maybe life can be beautiful after all