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My stripper sisters.

As a Mirage main with a respectable amount of damage, kills, wins, and most importantly, bamboozles, I wanted to clarify some things about his ult so people can use him and it more effectively.

- Understand that this is the button you hit when it is time to go. I mean GO. This ult is not for getting out then rengaging quickly and it is not for repositioning unless you plan on sniping. When you hit Mirage’s ult your goal should be to get either as far away from the guns pointed at your semi-invisible ass as possible and recover.

- You cannot use heals, shields, or other items while it’s active but you have full use of other movement options like bounce pads, ziplines, and mantling. Use them. One of my fav moves is to ult then climb up on top of whatever building we’re fighting near. 4 out 5 times your enemy will be totally bamboozled.

- Your short term goal should be to break line of sight as quickly as possible and repeatedly if necessary. Dip, duck, and dive behind enough rocks while partially invisible while making effective use of terrain and you’ll be near impossible to track.

- For the love of god do not use this to close gaps or get closer to the enemy. They will spot you and you will die because again, you cannot cancel out of it to pull your gun out.

They didn’t try and make all of the Pokemon resemble ‘real’ animals, they all look like themselves; lifted straight out of the games.

And it would have been EASY for them to just include Pokemon that only look like animals, but they’re also including the Pokemon with weirder designs, like Mr. Mime above, and Golurk, which is literally a rock golem

Now compare this to Sonic…

Sonic went too far in trying to make him a ‘real’ animal, resulting in him looking like a hairy little gremlin. He looks like a human wearing a costume…

Like, look at how Detective Pikachu designed Charmander

This comes from the D. Pikachu line of Pokemon cards btw

Now, what if they tried to make him a “real” animal, he’d end up looking something like..

You see the problem?

You made him a real animal, but he only looks like an approximation of what he’s supposed to look like… that’s why people hate the Sonic movie design so much and why you see so many people trying to fix it online.

There’s this weird fear that a distinctly cartoony design can’t work when you’re trying to put a CG character next to real people and that it HAS to look realistic… and that’s simply not true. it’s been PROVEN not true!

Detective Pikachu gets this, their designs are a perfect middle-ground between realistic and cartoon

Context: this is from the first time i played with this group, and two of my three players were brand new and knew basically nothing about the game, so i was trying to ask lots of questions and make subtle suggestions so they would get a feel for the fact that they can do literally anything. but the third person in my group had played before. and subsequent play sessions have shown that he is making it his life mission to fuck with me as much as possible. The one whos played before is playing a human fighter named “Stevios Earvine” (yes he is playing as if he were just Steve Irwin) and the other two are a dragonborn blood hunter called The Tit Wrangler and an elf ranger called rilstar.

This was literally one of the first things that happened, like we were only playing for less than 5 minutes, and most of that had been me talking.

Me, the Dm: You’re standing in front of the door to the ruined house, would you like to just walk through? check for traps? smash it down or try to gently open it to sneak inside? (keep in mind im trying to make sure the new players remember they can do whatever they want)

Stevios Earvine: I roll to seduce the door. *rolls a 19*

Me: *heavy, exhausted sigh* The door is so charmed by your attempts to woo it, despite it being a literal fucking inanimate object, it falls forward off its hinges, trapping you under it in an attempt to be close to you.

Stevios Earvine: I roll to yeet the door off of me. *rolls a nat 20*

Me: *looking him dead in the eye* I fucking hate you. You push against the door with such a monumental display of herculean strength, that you launch the door into a low orbit. 

The Tit Wrangler: Is the door still in love with him?

Me: Its now a satellite, but sure.

Stevios Earvine: From now on it shall be known as The Lusty Space Door, and now i have nuclear ordinance i can call down at any time.

From the stream tonight…