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To be totally fair to Willy Wonka, at least a couple of those candy factory casualties involved kids deliberately circumventing reasonable safeguards, sometimes aided and abetted by the parents who were supposed to be supervising them. What happened is at most 60% his fault.

thecolossalennui

oompa loompa doopity dare

the court finds you breached your duty of care

aka-maayan

oompa loompa doopity disk

that’s what the courts call assumption of risk

tipofthescepter

oompa loompa doopity do

only a partial judgment for you

thes3nator

Oompa loompa doopity doubt,

The rest of the class action lawsuit is hereby…

(SLAM) (SLAM)

THROWNITY OUT!

luimnigh

[id: Photo of a British judge, with the judge’s face replaced with that of an Oompa Loompa from the Gene Wilder movie. end id.]

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Old friends

(click for better quality!)

#aang #toph #katara #sokka #zuko #gaang #atla #avatar

tinymintywolf

does whatever a spider can!

floq

you’re a sunflower

thewinterclown

If you launch those helicarriers today, HYDRA will be able to kill anyone that stands in their way. Unless we stop them. I know I’m asking a lot. But the price of freedom is high. It always has been. And it’s a price I’m willing to pay. And if I’m the only one, then so be it. But I’m willing to bet I’m not. get to know me meme — [2/5] movies CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE WINTER SOLDIER 2014 | Dir. Joe & Anthony Russo

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sakura-haruka

Tom Holland as Peter Parker in the MCU

#peter parker #Spider-Man

mezalea

so I came to a realization while reading some stuff about ozai. bitchlord had the shortest reign of any firelord ever, but that isn’t the funniest thing yet. it was listed that the most notable victories of his reign was the surrender of omashu and the fall of ba sing se.

both of those were led by azula, not ozai. in short, his fourteen year old mentally unstable daughter did more in ozai’s seven year term than ozai ever did.

do what you want with this information. loserlord, indeed.

hollypunkers

He didn’t even get the throne on his own, Ursa masterminded the entire coup for him

mezalea

the tags say no lies

roach-works

ozai fought two thirteen year olds as a grown man. the first one surrendered. the second one did not surrender and went on to absolutely kick his ass.

#atla

sufroyo

(from arrested development s1e10)

not me thinking of self indulgent nonsensical no-capes aus nooooooooo 🤡

korra-of-the-watertribe

Who run the world?

#avatar #avatar: the legend of korra #tlok

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No offence but you know what's really weird about America? You've got hardly any history past a couple of centuries. No medieval castles, no Roman walls, no bronze age settlement sites. Is there even anything for archeologists to dig for?

People have been here for quite some time, they’ve only been white for 500 years

queen-of-dirt

As an American studying archaeology this ask filled me with a seething rage

lifeinsherds

Chaco Canyon. 1250 A.D

Monks Mound 900 A.D

Montezuma Castle, 1100 A.D

Temple Mound, 500 A.D

Just because they aren’t traditional western style buildings doesn’t mean they aren’t there. These are only a FEW examples of the monumental architecture built by Native Americans in the US. The “prehistory” of America is as vast and varied as whatever is in Europe.

snarkaeologist

I never understand people who will travel so far to see Stonehenge or Roman ruins but completely discount Cahokia or Mesa Verde. There are SO MANY amazing ancient sites in America. And most of them are comparatively little-known and visited.

I think a difference in Europe is that they seem better at coexisting with their history - there are cities where you can see modern buildings next to ones from the Middle Ages. Our (surviving) ancient sites in the US aren’t in the middle of major population centers, which makes them easier to overlook. I don’t think that’s entirely a bad thing, preservation-wise, but it’s also not an excuse for forgetting they exist.

archaeologistproblems

Folks I live in Atlantic Canada and I’m an hour away from an archaeological site complex that’s at least 11,000 years old, suspected to be 13,000 years old. That’s nearly three times older than the Great Pyramid at Giza. The Wabanaki are called the People of the Dawn for a reason. Come on.

rynthetyn

There are multiple temple mounds within 10-20 minutes of me on the gulf coast of Florida that date back more than a millennium, and were actively inhabited areas before the Spanish showed up and committed genocide.

mxopifex

And a whole bunch of Native American people built around astrological events just like Stonehenge. Except they weren’t just using the solstices that happen every year. No, they were using the major lunar standstills which only happen every 18 years.

There are places where Native Americans were building cities without an agrarian lifestyle. Hunter gatherer cities! That is completely different from how western civilization developed! How cool is that! How aggressively does that up end the idea that hunter gatherers were inherently more primitive than agrairian cultures.

The fact that I didn’t learn about any of this until I was in my 30s and actively seeking this information in my own time is criminal.

rose-honey-lemonade

Taos Pueblo has been continuously inhabited for over 1000 years (due to religious privacy, the people of Taos don’t tell the exact age to outsiders) and the buildings are built in the same way as they have been for that long.

It’s the same age as or even older than most medieval castles and people still call it home.

jenniferrpovey

Exactly. America as a country has a very short history.

But the continent has a much longer one and none of it can be discounted. None of it.

Also, Cahokia is well worth a visit if you are ever in the area. Cahokia also has a henge! A wood henge, but still a henge, very similar to the ones built in northern Europe. It appears to have served a similar purpose. One of the circles has been restored/rebuilt so you can see what it looked like, more or less, although I would lay bets the original pillars were painted.

(Hrm. Was Stonehenge painted?)

cwnerd12

Florida used to be COVERED in pre-columbian shell mounds, and most of them were demolished. Like for real a lot of our pre-columbian history has straight up been destroyed because it was in the way.

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raphcrow

Loved the bit when Wei Wuxian is doing a tour of the Burial Mounds and it's all wholesome until he walks into the Demon Slaughtering Cave like "and here's where I commit war crimes"

creepish

my vibes arent off i am cursed theres a difference

funnygirltthatbelle

fireflaked

would zuko give the blue spirit a full pardon after the war is over or do you think he would mess with everyone and raise the bounty even higher

janetfraisersmassivestrap

gingersnapwolves

@toph-beif0ng how does it feel being the funniest person on tumblr

terrible-leviathan

Fuck canon

*opens ao3*

shmoobeardraws

so i was thinking, what if in Mile’s universe, MJ was actually just Zendaya

protectwoc

this is so fucking funny

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Fire Lord Zuko passing a law that forbids challenging anyone under the age of majority to Agni Kai

Fire Lord Zuko waiting until the day he reaches the age of majority to pass this law, lest anyone think he is a coward

(No one. Literally no one would have thought that, but it’s generally regarded as a very classy move regardless)

constallayetions

Wait but also, until then, if anyone under the age of majority is challenged

Zuko fights it for them.

Which, especially in more rural towns (where Agni Kais are less of a public event and more of a fast and violent duel) is terrifying because you challenge your neighbor’s kid over a stolen chicken-fish and all of a sudden the Fire Lord is showing up???

But, those few who still challenge those who should be kids learn quickly to regret it.

grayblebayble

Okay but this implies that Zuko knows whenever someone challenges a kid to an Agni Kai and is there before the battle takes place.

Firelord Zuko: *wakes up in a cold sweat near midnight*

Firelord Zuko: *running down the palace hallways while still struggling to put in his pants, being chased by his team of bodyguards* I’M GOING TO HING WA ISLAND TO KICK SOMEBODY’S ASS SEE YOU IN A WEEK BITCHES

enbyzukostanblog

Random spirit: Why’d you do that to him? Isn’t it kind of a stretch for a mortal to be blessed like that?

Agni himself: I felt like it

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