*a concept

Why wouldn’t you want to be a fairy bro... think about it... you get to wear tulip hats... dude...

I can’t do this anymore bestie [continues to do it]

I am such a slut for candles 😍😍😍😩😩😩😩🤤 I will moan on aisle 9 if I smell a bomb ass candle idc y’all

End up missing the shot because of the mind shattering orgasm you get the moment he's in range with his shrussy out

why staff thought they could turn this dumpster oven into something profitable is wildly beyond me

I long to do the simplest and most mundane things with you

*accidentally realizes i’ve been overusing a random phrase a lot* where did this come from. who did this to me

world heritage post

its so homophobic that thunderstorms make me want to stand atop a sheer cliff in robes as i brandish a wizard staff but i cant without getting struck by fucking lightning

lol this guy doesn't know how to ward off lightning. amateur

hey could you just hug me real quick?? as in like for 8 years