Dec 8, 2024
Druid: we are not a threat, we just worship the goddess of love.
Arthur: pardon?
Druid: the goddess of love!! We pray and bring sacrifices - nothing grand, just wine and food that we get to eat after the sacrament because our goddess would never want us to starve or thirst - and if we're lucky they'll make our love come true.
Arthur: interesting.
.... Later....
Voice: Emrys, EMRYS!!!!
Merlin: *wakes* what?
Voice: hey, little Brother. Just checking in. I have a certain Arthur Pendragon praying to me at my altar. He's... I dunno if praying is the right word. Begging, maybe? Bribing, perhaps.
Merlin: who are you?
Voice: hi. Goddess of love here. I think your little prince is calling up the wrong line. Your altar is further north.
Merlin: my WHAT
