love having a canon url

crawling out from under a rock to ask u all for enemies to lovers recs. can be fic or published fiction i just need to read abt two people who fr hate each other. want each other dead. psychosexual obsession. but if u send me sarah j maas i’m exploding u with my mind.

functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I

*trying not to doxx myself* shoutout to that one thing in a place somewhere

41º43'32”N, 49º56'49”W

THE TITANIC?????

[white knuckling the sink] there will always be transgender love and hope and joy

Hey, four fifths of my polycule saw you from across the bar and think you're cute. The other one thinks you're fuck ugly.

hate that I was understanding when I should’ve just been a cunt

You guys are always like "being crushed by 10,000 tons of rock probably feels good as hell" or "being torn to pieces by hunting dogs would low key fix me" and I feel like those things would actually be unpleasant.

How about "Drinking an ice cold strawberry milkshake probably feels good as hell". Do you guys like that one.

"okay ❤️ yay ❤️" remains an unmatched response