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@pessimysticalbitch it’s you

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Nice

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KNUCK-TAT GENERATOR

Use your birthday to figure out your own personal knuckle tattoos!

January: DRUG February: HATE March: DICK April: REAL May: DIRT June: THUG July: CASH August: GIRL September: FIST October: SHIT November: BUTT December: KILL 1st: CITY 2nd: RIOT 3rd: FACE 4th: FEAR 5th: GRIN 6th: WOLF 7th: PISS 8th: RASH 9th: DOGS 10th: TITS 11th: LUBE 12th: SAND 13th: FIRE 14th: KIDS 15th: BIRD 16th: NERD 17th: BOYS 18th: MOMS 19th: DADS 20th: VEIN 21st: WURM 22nd: FART 23rd: TRAP 24th: MOAN 25th: HOLE 26th: KING 27th: FUCK 28th: EYES 29th: LIFE 30th: LOVE 31st: STAB

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Kill love

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CASH WOLF

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REAL LUBE

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DICK RASH

oh my God.

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Sh*t love

My F*cking God

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Dick Moms

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dick dogs

#hm

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Queen and David Bowie - Under pressure (vocals only)

YOU MUST HEAR THIS

crankynerdgirl

If you think your blog doesn’t need this, you are wrong. Wrong like a wrong thing that is wrong.

soundsof71

Step 1: Put on headphones. Step 2: Turn this up. Step 3. AGAIN, LOUDER.

Seriously, my favorite Queen track AND my favorite Bowie track gets better for hearing it stripped down, all the better to appreciate the delicate dance between the power of the vocals and the finesse of the engineering as voices are compressed then opened back up.

Bonus points for being able to tease out Roger’s vocal contributions!

This really is a must-listen. PLAY IT AGAIN LOUDER.

akhmenos

You know, this is the first time I was able to really hear the David Bowie?

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shaniae

Reblog in 10 seconds and $1700 will come your way

trainhardrunfast

I have nothing to lose and 1700$ to gain

heathens-and-kings

“I want to speak to a manager,” the middle-aged woman said in her stern I-used-to-be-a-soccer-mom-ten-years-ago voice, looking down at me over the top of her Gucci reading glasses.

A wicked grin split across my face and the gates of Hell opened up behind me, releasing a gust of hot wind that whipped my apron around my body and forced the woman to shield her face. Demons came forth, dancing around in flames with songs of, “She wants to speak to a manager. Did you hear that? She wants to speak to a manager!” before erupting into earsplitting shrieks of laughter, none louder than my own cackling.

I took in the woman’s look of utter horror before my eyes rolled back into my head and I growled,

“I am the manager.”

owawaaa

a thing for one of my favorite posts on this site

alwaysbewoke

always reblog. no matter where i see it, i reblog it!

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Reinka! My new OC!

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Fffffffff

#it’s beatiful #friends art #bro ur improving #uwu

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And they lived happily ever after

mangogator

shut up

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hi, how r u?

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@pessimysticalbitch

Liek this?

pessimysticalrat

*heavy breathing*

tree

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You hugging a tree @pessimysticalbitch

pessimysticalrat

its….. its beautiful

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xDD

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Nook Nook: hm, im bored, i wanna draw! ill take to the internet to ask what i should draw

me: tree

Nook Nook: fuc- of course

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I was more like-

me: I have nothing to draw.. *post* You: tree Me: mmmmmmmmmMmmMMMmMnMmM,mMMmMm… TREE IT IS!

pessimysticalrat

CoRrEcT

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YEESS

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*distance screams of tree*

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pessimysticalrat

fear tree, fear us

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bonus (a close up on us)

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i cant love enough

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@pessimysticalbitch

Liek this?

pessimysticalrat

*heavy breathing*

tree

muni-fxp-deactivated20201213

You hugging a tree @pessimysticalbitch

pessimysticalrat

its….. its beautiful

muni-fxp-deactivated20201213

xDD

pessimysticalrat

Nook Nook: hm, im bored, i wanna draw! ill take to the internet to ask what i should draw

me: tree

Nook Nook: fuc- of course

muni-fxp-deactivated20201213

I was more like-

me: I have nothing to draw.. *post* You: tree Me: mmmmmmmmmMmmMMMmMnMmM,mMMmMm… TREE IT IS!

pessimysticalrat

CoRrEcT

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YEESS

pessimysticalrat

*distance screams of tree*

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pessimysticalrat

fear tree, fear us

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@pessimysticalbitch

Liek this?

pessimysticalrat

*heavy breathing*

tree

muni-fxp-deactivated20201213

You hugging a tree @pessimysticalbitch

pessimysticalrat

its….. its beautiful

muni-fxp-deactivated20201213

xDD

pessimysticalrat

Nook Nook: hm, im bored, i wanna draw! ill take to the internet to ask what i should draw

me: tree

Nook Nook: fuc- of course

muni-fxp-deactivated20201213

I was more like-

me: I have nothing to draw.. *post* You: tree Me: mmmmmmmmmMmmMMMmMnMmM,mMMmMm… TREE IT IS!

pessimysticalrat

CoRrEcT

muni-fxp-deactivated20201213

YEESS

pessimysticalrat

*distance screams of tree*

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@pessimysticalbitch

Liek this?

pessimysticalrat

*heavy breathing*

tree

muni-fxp-deactivated20201213

You hugging a tree @pessimysticalbitch

pessimysticalrat

its….. its beautiful

muni-fxp-deactivated20201213

xDD

pessimysticalrat

Nook Nook: hm, im bored, i wanna draw! ill take to the internet to ask what i should draw

me: tree

Nook Nook: fuc- of course

muni-fxp-deactivated20201213

I was more like-

me: I have nothing to draw.. *post* You: tree Me: mmmmmmmmmMmmMMMmMnMmM,mMMmMm… TREE IT IS!

pessimysticalrat

CoRrEcT

muni-fxp-deactivated20201213

@pessimysticalbitch

Liek this?

pessimysticalrat

*heavy breathing*

tree

muni-fxp-deactivated20201213

You hugging a tree @pessimysticalbitch

pessimysticalrat

its….. its beautiful

muni-fxp-deactivated20201213

xDD

pessimysticalrat

Nook Nook: hm, im bored, i wanna draw! ill take to the internet to ask what i should draw

me: tree

Nook Nook: fuc- of course

muni-fxp-deactivated20201213

@pessimysticalbitch

Liek this?

pessimysticalrat

*heavy breathing*

tree

muni-fxp-deactivated20201213

You hugging a tree @pessimysticalbitch

pessimysticalrat

its..... its beautiful

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@pessimysticalbitch

Liek this?

pessimysticalrat

*heavy breathing*

tree

vittyyluvscookies

Am I wet? Am I on my period? Did I pee my pants?- next on wtf is going on down there.

submissivefeminist

I’m so glad this is a universal wondering among vagina-owners, haha.

chaotichowlite

‘Vagina-owners’

anxiousnerd

Tune in next time for: Are these menstrual cramps? Am I pregnant? Is it just gas? I wouldn’t have to ask these questions if I didn’t have a damn uterus

sexylibrarian1

Next week: Is it a bladder infection? An ovarian cyst? Do I have endometriosis? Oh God please do not let it be cervical cancer! A 20/20 special

occupyvenus

Y'all are forgetting the all-time classic: Is it just my period or is my appendix about to burst? Some nice tea and a heatpack or 911 and emergency surgery?

phantoms-lair

There is actually a test for that last one!

Place your hand over the pain, press down slightly and release. If the pain doesn’t change by any great margin, you’re fine. If it suddenly becomes some painful you can barely stand, Get thee to an Emergency Room

taysweetbae

reblog for the safety of vaginas and their owners

greedyagain

The appendix test works with or without a vagina so reblogging for everyone.

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