my calm place

Sourcing the photos as taken by Mark Ham on Instagram, according to one of the replies.

Happy Pride month to the moon

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

Can you swap their heads ?

Their boyfriend is their partner why is this hard to understand

i think people are starting to forget what the LA in LARP means

*nodding sagely* Los Angeles Role Play

okay gang lets find that son of a bitch markiplier

pro tip “he freed his erection” is the most useful phrase in any smut writer’s arsenal because it means never having to figure out a dude’s pants situation. how did he do it? were there zippers? buttons? some kind of bizarre lacing situation? maybe he cut off his pants with scissors. maybe it was a wizard. maybe it busted out like the hulk busts out of his shirts. no one knows. no one cares. his dick is out now and that is all that matters. thank you helpful dick wizard.

happy ten year anniversary to the dick wizard

i’m that one friend that’s too into vampire media

This goes for historians, too!

THIS IS WHY THE MANGA IS THE EVER SO SLIGHTEST BIT BETTER THAN THE ANIME

vampires do have to be one of the best things that humans ever collectively came up with. great job with that one, everybody.