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huge fan of kink blogs that highlight key words like this. honestly It always makes me think of ace attorney like. daddy may know what the murder weapon is

🐞 a ladybug for everyone who needs good luck

float like a butterfly (nervously forgets end of quote) green like a pea

in monster world they have berries and cream but they call it SCARIES and SCREAM. one of many interesting little cultural differences

guy currently hurtling toward a migraine at a rate that would impress most astrophysicists: i wonder wgat is happening in my beautiful telephone

got tested for the sleepytired and it came back positive

this is an example of a symbiotic relationship

yesterday i had a nice southern teenager call me "ma'am" and then look at me and go, in a well-meaning tone, "uhhhh, if you go by ma'am. sorry if not." and i was had to be like yeah man ma'am is fine. appreciate you being inclusive though. i could almost see the little warning pop up in his UI-- hold up! people with blue hair often have pronouns. are you sure you want to address this individual with a gendered term?

hey does anyone have that poem. about the author seeing two boys cuddling on a hotel lobby couch, where he refers to it as something like an island of safe anonymity or smth. its been 5000 years my college boyfriend had it written out and pinned to his wall

man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great

this is the only way i know how to connect with people and why I can just say "minotaur" and anyone who's known me for a while will die inside

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

would you still love me if i was a small iridescent freshwater fish