loves such an ugly five letter word

(Smiling fondly at nothing) puppy music school..... puppy music school.

Even puppy can learn music.

Every once in a while, I wish the friendship meter from the Sims was real so that way when people tell me "I used Chat-GPT" they can visually see just how much respect I just lost for them in that moment.

One time an acquaintance told me she entered Snape's star chart into chatgpt and I could physically feel that meter dropping three separate times over the course of her sentence

this is an appreciation post for anyone who has ever tolerated me

Can everybody go back to being a loser I miss when we were all losers

Dude benson's gonna give us a big hug and tell us he's proud of us when he sees this

rip your pads loudly and fix your bras in public to assert dominance

all the daughters sold to one direction are being returned. they're all men now. or lesbians

(snaps out of it) OH MY GOD WHAT HAVE I BEEN DOING!! HOLY JESUS CHRIST FUCK WHY DID NOBODY TRY TO STOP ME (eases back into it) ahhhh. yeah this feels right