loves such an ugly five letter word

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

don’t ever kill your self because maybe someday you will get brunch with your tumblr mutual

hello 👋 i am the worlds smallest bug 🐛 and ☝️ i too would like to “fag it up” if i may

literally drinking a beer by the lake and still opened tumblr. some of us are beyond saving

hey, don't cry. fictional character in dire & perilous situations. ok?

no literally when you can’t even blog about it

(with the intention of ordering grapes from the lemonade stand) hey

[record scratch] [freeze frame]: yeah that's me. that's me in the corner. that's me in the spotlight, losing my religion.

last night we let the warthog talk

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