hahahahaha man wearing makeup and a dress haha its so funny because hes speaking in a gay voice hahaha he was so much lipstick on ahahahahahaha im just rolling on the floor with laughter at this humor 

nice penis idiot

oh to be an ambiguously gendered little personification of winter in a roman mosaic

court jester sucking the king silly right there on his throne, in full view of the guards

they are going to put liking musicals in the DSM-6

in my defence it was a bit i was doing your honor

breaking news: prince philip, the dad from the royal family, is a nasty little thottie. and he just died from making it clap on instagram

u kno we all have our fingers poised on the trigger of this post when prince philip dies

you will never be friends with a gorilla. you will never harbor a bond with an orangutan. you will never connect emotionally with a gibbon.

post that make you break into tears

asking my employees if they want to “go outside and play”