That Person Who Is

Itchy as fuck lice mummy

random as fuck dice mummy

expensive as fuck price mummy

jesus as fuck christ mummy

fried as fuck rice mummy

two of them as fuck twice mummy

reading this as someone who does cross stitch but is scared of the other kinds of embroidery is like overhearing an incredibly tall and buff person say they have beef with Mr. Tom, the kitten that chills at the bookstore

FUCK Mr. Tom and his stupid little fluffy tail ok. And his little charted designs.

Okay, but this neglects the true villain of embroidery stitches: the French knot

Don't you dare malign my girl again

Ok the french knot is very useful but it is a BITCH to do it consistently

We talk about how this website’s hate mail game is insane, but this might just be a new level

"skill issue" made entirely from French knots is a next level roast. no coming back from that one. damn

the gif of sasuke knocking over the glass of water with the caption “Is Nothing Easy?” is the best image on this site

what if my puppy best isn’t puppy good enough

Just so people know, epilepsy warnings aren’t about, like, purity culture, or online leftists acting as if disabled people are real. It’s about my mom

.That Judge Judy Pussy grip insane. You be calling her Judith on the second stroke.

My grip will rip your junk off, chew it up, and spit it back at you.

Imagine how I feel

however small you may think this dog could be, it is sooo much smaller

that is a spice-organizer-being-used-a-staircase level of small