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this just in: stories are, in fact, pretend and not real life. news at 11.

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belladonnabedlam

Okay. I was on my beloved AO3 and I saw something that made me do a double take. So, now I really want to know…

What is your AO3 user ID?

I’m an OG user 5 digits or less

Six figures baby!

I’m in the millions…

Remaining time: 5 days 1 hour

I’m so curious to see how long people have been on AO3! I know some people have been on there since beta/invite only, but I would love to see what the number is on tumblr!

#6 digits 🫶🏼

oodlyenough

a thing about me is i basically never notice a wig or other kind of hairpiece in tv/movies. it has to be party city territory for me to even twig it. people will complain about characters' wigs looking bad and i will nod along but there is like a 90% chance i did not notice for a second while watching. i consider this mostly a blessing.

#💯💯💯💯💯%#it has to be REALLY bad for me to notice.

longeyelashedtragedy

shoutout time, so many great things happened during this world cup but @perfectpiety getting really into the matches and teams and understanding some rules more than I do LOL was without a doubt in the top 3 🙏🏼

perfectpiety

I have been so honored to watch games and shitpost about the World Cup with you 😭🙏🏼

#world cup 2026

:’)))))))))

#world cup 2026 #🫡

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subaru-copilot

im so sorry that you're doomed by the narrative but i really need you to answer my message on Microsoft Teams

#me @ my coworkers

marwyn

Is your first name canon in asoiaf

Yes

No

Sort of (spelled differently, etc.)

Remaining time: 2 days 7 hours

Here’s the character list on the wiki for reference

#no - there’s a version of a version of it and that’s what i use for my bastard name tho #in my mind lmao #i was THIS close to taking the last name snow irl too.

yesornopolls

do you have any friends that are 4x your age or more?

Do you have any friends that are 4x your age or more?

Yes

No

Voting ended on2h

#168????#no lol

apolladay

What scent is your soap/bodywash?

* floral (lavender, lily, rose, etc.)

* fruit (coconut, lemon, mango, etc.)

* spice (allspice, cinnamon, cloves, etc)

* herbal (chamomile, mint, rosemary, etc.)

* cooking ingredient (chocolate, coffee, sugar, etc.)

* plant (grass, pine, sandalwood, etc)

* object (camp fire, clean laundry, leather, etc.)

* place (ocean breeze, old library, tropical beach, etc.)

* something else

* unscented/“soap” smell

* it’s complicated

* see results

If your soap has multiple scent categories, pick the most prominent/the one you think fits best

What scent is your soap/bodywash?

floral (lavender, lily, rose, etc.)

fruit (coconut, lemon, mango, etc.)

spice (allspice, cinnamon, cloves, etc)

herbal (chamomile, mint, rosemary, etc.)

cooking ingredient (chocolate, coffee, sugar, etc.)

plant (grass, pine, sandalwood, etc)

object (camp fire, clean laundry, leather, etc.)

place (ocean breeze, old library, tropical beach, etc.)

something else

unscented/“soap” smell

it’s complicated

see results

Remaining time: 1 day 20 hours

If your soap has multiple scent categories, pick the most prominent/the one you think fits best

#current one is coffee scented

ohwhatagloomyshow

do you remember why you followed prev

yes :)

no :)

Remaining time: 1 day 18 hours

#yes we went to hozier together :)#<- same :)

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apolladay

Can you touch your eyeball? Not "do you have the physical ability to" so much as "can you make yourself do it".

1) Yes, easily

2) Yes, but I hate it

3) No, it's too gross or uncomfortable

4) I have never tried but don't like thinking about it

5) I have never tried but think it would be fine

Can you touch your eyeball? Not "do you have the physical ability to" so much as "can you make yourself do it".

Yes, easily

Yes, but I hate it

No, it's too gross or uncomfortable

I have never tried but don't like thinking about it

I have never tried but think it would be fine

Remaining time: 1 day 1 hour

#yeah no problem. relatedly i'm really good at putting in contacts #<- yeah pretty much same #well #i can easily touch the side of my eye the lookin part I have to psych myself a lil bit

windvexer

Maybe 12+ months ago I spent some time writing on how if you want to lead a magical life I think a lot of this stuff has to be framed as chores. And I did not know how serious I was.

It is chores. Sufficiently advanced witchcraft is chores.

#god it’s so true.#worship and godtending etc can also be chores

abyssal-ilk

save me loyal to the death second in command characters. save me. love you loyal second in command characters that are forced to turn against their leader. save me. loyalty

#and if i said saïx. in my mind at least.#that son of a bitch had so much *clenches fist* torn between two worlds in him……..

robinade

In conversation with multiple posts going around discussing technical literacy and typing skills…

I HAD typing classes: my typing speed is less than 35 Words Per Minute

I did NOT have typing classes: my typing speed is less than 35 WPM

I HAD typing classes: my typing speed is 36-45 WPM

I did NOT have typing classes: my typing speed is 36-45 WPM

I HAD typing classes: my typing speed is 46-55 WPM

I did NOT have typing classes: my typing speed is 46-55 WPM

I HAD typing classes: my typing speed is 56-69 WPM

I did NOT have typing classes: my typing speed is 56-69 WPM

I HAD typing classes: my typing speed is faster than 70 WPM

I did NOT have typing classes: my typing speed is faster than 70 WPM

I'm on mobile/ vanilla extract option

Voting ended onJul 20

➡️ Take a typing test here (and you need an actual, physical keyboard for this):

The industry-standard benchmark used by employers and typing certifications worldwide.

➡️ 'Typing classes' refers to computer skills classes you might have had in school; you can also count games or other related typing training your parents might have had you do.

➡️ Across 3 different typing test websites*, the (english language) world average typing speed is 40 WPM.

*typingtest.now, typingtestgo.com, typerworld.com

lionofchaeronea

On a good day, I type 80 to 85 wpm.

#yes i had typing class BUT i dont type the way you’re supposed to #but anyway last i tested it was like 72wpm #as of a few weeks ago #at one point it was about 85

ilynpilled

a character being a perpetrator does not negate their victimhood and neither does their victimhood negate being a perpetrator. u can accept and reckon w both dimensions in ur analysis

ilynpilled

there is nothing morally purifying about suffering or victimhood, it is not something that inculcates “goodness.”

one’s character has no impact on whether they were/are a victim or not, victim status is not something that is only afforded to the palatable.

it also does not = absolution.

#my ex was both a victim and a perpetrator :)

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apolladay

time sensitive poll - to post before tuesday please

which country among the last 4 remaining would you most want to see win the world cup?

england

argentina

france

spain

i don't watch the world cup

which country among the last 4 remaining would you most want to see win the world cup?

England

Argentina

France

Spain

i don't watch the world cup

Voting ended onJul 19

#literally anyone BUT argentina #friendship ended with norway. now spain is my best friend #france can also get fucked though

mccleans

comms saying this is the stuff of champions and i'm confused what stuff they mean because surely it can't be a 112th minute goal against 10 swiss men ?

#right? and 🅿️essi couldn’t even get a single goal.#world cup 2026

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