Escape From Boredom

okay so i finished checking if we were friends in every universe and, uh, it turns out we're only friends in 6 of them. but look, i need you to understand these universes vary like crazy, okay? like 6 is actually insanely high, like way higher than most. and one of those is the universe where i accidentally killed the actor who played Dipsy from Teletubbies when i was 7 and my life went completely differently as a result. and we still ended up friends! also you were a girl in that universe for some reason. what? oh, uh, yeah, you were cute as hell. like really cute. did you just fucking giggle

Rb for the lil hops it does at the end before it finishes crossing 🥺💓

Everyone’s going on about having a ‘traditional, old-fashioned Christmas’, but when I burst into the house covered in green paint and demand a champion strike my head from my shoulders with my own axe so that I may return the blow next year, I’m ‘scaring Grandma’.

you ever wake up from a dream amd immediately think "well that was a bit heavyhanded"

Yup

pulls off the oversized where’s waldo dust jacket, sees that the hardcover underneath is actually a copy of war and peace “ah dammit, fooled again!”

beg for your life, tennis boy

this too shall pass

HURRY UP

i remember reading the Redwall books as a kid and noticing that they talk about food all the time. like, both that food and eating keep coming up in the dialogue, and also that characters have tons of feasts where every dish is described. at the time, i think i found it a little repetitive but now i realize he was probably lingering on those details because he knew sense of taste was something his audience could access and appreciate, and that is in fact very—well, sweet.

Don't write a story you want everyone to like, write a story for a few people to love, and they will share it with others who will love it too.