Are ya feelin it now Mr. Krabs

WHAT ARE YALL READING RN you must tell me

‘how would other people describe you’ why would i know this

don’t ask chatgpt I can lie to you for free

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

kill the imposter syndrome in your head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they’re also using chat gpt to do it

You show a cat something and they're like sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff ooooh I understand now. Don't care

a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant “two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’” “got it. check my dashboard” “that skeleton gif you like is back again” he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”

there’s at least one mean bone in my body

When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP

the part of adulthood that no one ever warns you about is the amount of surfaces you need to acquire to put your things and trinkets on

love the genre of discourse that’s like “the world used to be [thing it never was] but now society is [I’m over thirty]”

watching a fictional character stop being the same age as you is fucked up

Somewhere out there on a planet very far away is a civilization that has included our sun in a beloved constellation of some animal we couldn't dream up if we tried