Are ya feelin it now Mr. Krabs

If you start reading books again, you’ll feel at least a little better. I promise.

thinking "everyone can tell im bad at this" as i stand completely motionless doing nothing in public

you ‘had’ sex? where did it go

the most insufferable people will be like, this game is woke I'm not playing it because the protagonist is a woman that I can't jerk off to, her tits are normal sized and she has wrinkles i'd rather play as a big muscly man so I can jerk it to his big titties and thighs #nohomo

mind you, it's optional to buy the game and play it

It’s probably a really cool and good sign that this post I made in 2014 is going around again, right?

My deepest darkest fantasy is that I collapse on the street and I am rushed to the hospital. They perform a bunch of tests and find out I am severely deficient in some kind of vitamin. Then I start taking the vitamin and I become the happiest cleverest person alive because all my problems were caused by this one deficiency

Moreover, everyone gathers around to be tremulously compassionate and discreetly admiring: all this time, you lacked the Vitamin? And yet you persevered?

apparently youre supposed to perform. they love it when you perform. but it has to be authentic. they hate it when it's not authentic. but you have to perform.

Thank you. I hope everybody thinks this

WHAT ARE YALL READING RN you must tell me

‘how would other people describe you’ why would i know this