Family, Luke. You Promised.

lockable posts (so you can make a post unrebloggable)

when deleting a post, it deletes everywhere else.

proper block button, if twitter can do it, so can you.

Nico: I guess I can be uncooperative.

Will: Can you give me an example?

Annabeth: Percy, it’s 3 am

Percy: For all we know it could’ve taken you 100 years to say that sentence

Mr. D: Listen up faces. In order to save us all some time, I will call all the males “Peter” and all the females “Piper” from now on.

Piper: Piper is actually my name.

Mr. D: Then, out of fairness to the others, you will be Slagathor.

Piper: *is disappointed*

Percy: ’Being SALTY is so last year. Start being MARINATED. Let them know that you’ve been swimming in a mixture of emotions for a very long time.’

Annabeth: ’Autocorrect has ruined us. I don’t even try to spell difficult words anymore. I just slap at the keys until it figures out what i’m saying’

Jason: ’[losing badly in a contest] guys it not a constest’

Piper: ’I’ve been telling everyone that i’m legally crazy and that I’m obligated to tell them’

Leo: ’I’m well aware that ive accidently set myself on fire and its none of your business. i dont need your pity water either. let me burn in peace.’

Hazel: ’Seeing me trying to act normal in public is so funny’

Frank: ’Oh my god this guy in this bathroom wearing a cowboy hat just greeted me with a “howdy brother” and I panicked and I said “yee haw”‘ 

Nico: ’I hate when I try to order a salad and my mouth says, “I’ll have a double Quarter Pounder with Cheese.”’