ick! bleff!!

im tired of being mean its bad for my health i want to be nice now so no one be stupid ever again so i dont have to be mean to you

If you become friends with someone they might offer you shelter or sources of protein

labubu was meant to be hanging off a kindergartners backpack filthy as fuck with no eyes left

The time will pass anyway

daily affirmations: no body hate you. everybody niceys

scientists are trying to discover something harder than getting out of bed to go to work in the morning. and dont make a fucking penis joke ok they already checked everyone’s dick and it doesn’t even come close

I’m starting a gofundme to get a mojito

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

The first attested cat in Japan was given to a young 9th century emperor and his diary about it includes such gems as 'I affixed a bow about its neck, but it did not remain for long.", "The color of the fur is peerless. None could find the words to describe it, although one said it was reminiscent of the deepest ink.", "When it lies down, it curls in a circle like a coin. You cannot see its feet. It’s as if it were circular Bi disk." and "I am convinced it is superior to all other cats.” Basically posting about how his void is the best little void and so good at getting really round

congratulations basil for winning the war on drugs.

Today a very friendly Golden Retriever came up to me and I said "hey buddy :D" and the owner asked "do you know each other?" like his dog had a social life he didn't know about

problematic sudoku solving skills gap