you’re on your own, kid

as a child i assumed that martha’s vineyard was a fancy private vineyard owned by martha stewart and the reason rich people vacationed there was because they were friends with martha

This was genuinely what it was like growing up in New Agey circles btw, my mum's friends would come round like "So I went out to the woods this weekend and fasted and meditated and I had a vision of the Sacred Stag and all my guardian angels and I asked them how to find love and they said that I need to focus on my own healing first and stop repeating cycles of the past" and then the very next week it'd be like "So I'm back with James again" girl..... the Sacred Stag could not have been more clear....

i should quit my job and search for the golden ant

its actually going pretty well

ice water is awesome because you get more water in your water

you think youre out of water but then you check back in five minutes and woah! theres more water! the world is so beautiful

fish love me women also love me!! everyone love me!!! yayy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

do you think the pieces from chess are all actually mad at each other or are they just like actors

One single spider has been descending from a very long thread all the way from the moon and will very soon, we hope, carefully touch down on earth.

computer. show me pictures of snoopy

if hello kitty was real we would be bestfriends

me n u or u n hello kitty ?

me and you

venus planet of love was destroyed by global warming and me i feel also not so good

not now bro i’m accepting things i cannot change