Sukuna: “the souls of the innocent”

Yuuji: “a bagel”

Sukuna: “NO!”

Yuuji: “2 bagels”

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Y/n: We have an intruder!

Kirshima: How could they get in?

Twice, blowing his cover: In-tru-da window!

Y/n: do you think drinking thirty-six cans of redbull consecutively would make my senses more heightened or would i just die?

Bakugou:

Bakugou: I'm on my way

Jirou: of course you will.

Kaminari: Okay, first of all fuck you.

Katsuki, holding up the eight of hearts: Is this your card?

Kirishima: Holy shit.

Kaminari: Chaotic evil: the bus driver who saw me running to the stop and waited until I was at the door to close it and drive away.

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Tokoyami:

Tokoyami: YOU GOT US TICKETS TO FUCKING MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE?!?

Y/n: What flavor is that?

Kirishima: Cherry

Y/n: Can I try some

Kirishima: Yeah *hands over the chapstick*

Y/n: *takes a bite of the chapstick* Holy shit, it tastes like Cherry

Kirishima:

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Y/n: What?

Kaminari: Eating food of off each other

Y/n: You didn't do the dishes

Kaminari: I did not

Deku: I’ll pound you like a boy!

*awkward silence*

Deku: That didn’t come out right.

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Kaminari: *doing the Fortnite dance*

Sero: I lied I don’t know this boy

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Y/n: Who?

Denki: Read the first word again.

Denki: Wait I fucked it up.

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Kaminari: Restrainging order

Y/n: Murder

Bakugou: On the contrary, what are YOU doing here? This is MY fucking apartment.

Y/n: Yeah. We should hold hands. And probably stand close together to conserve body heat.

Kirishima: Exactly! Good idea, Y/n.

Bakugou: ...

Bakugou: it’s fucking 90 degrees outside.