❥you & bakugo won’t say you’re dating, but there will be signs
BAKUSQUAD CASE FILES — CASE STUDY #1.
observed by — mina ashido
“y/n says she and bakugo aren’t dating. but i swear i caught them playing footsies during study hall.”
⟡
mina assumes it’s a trick of the light.
sero’s stalking hot moms on facebook. denki & kiri are trying to start a fire with a comically large magnifying glass. & when mina sees bakugo tickle your ankle with the toe of his sock, mina’s quick to assume the sight’s caused by the refractive index of light through the magnifying glass or whatever mumbo-jumbo they learned during last tuesday’s physics class.
but it happens again.
and this time you giggle.
and so mina has no choice but to accept magnifying glasses cannot bend sound.
mina puts on sero’s eyeglasses. they’re purely decorative, but she feels more intuitive regardless. she buries her nose between CGP’s A-Level biology guide & pretends she isn’t observing the way your eyes glint anytime you manage to nick katsuki in the shins.
bakugo’s face is stone still.
to the untrained eye, he’s simply solving calculus questions a mile a minute. but then he grunts.
mina doesn’t miss the way he grins when he nabs you in the thigh.
BAKUSQUAD CASE FILES — CASE STUDY #2.
observed by — sero hanta
‘bakugo swears y/n isn’t anyone special to him. so why the hell does he have her contact saved as ‘mine?’
⟡
the first time sero hanta ever decides to show up early, he’s stuck waiting at a theatre with an angry bakugo at his side.
not to say the fiery blond isn’t usually angry. but this time said anger comes with heat: he’s grinding straw between his molars so hard plastic cracks between his teeth. his feet tap like it’ll make time go by sooner. it doesn’t.
“i’m gonna kill that damn shitty hair.”
“we’re the ones who’re thirty minutes early.”
“shut the fuck up.”
dumb dog sero hanta does as he’s told. katsuki stews a little longer, neck rash red, phone clicking locked & unlocked till he decides he’s had enough—or till the anger reaches his bladder. “‘m going to the bathroom, watch my shit.”
katsuki doesn’t bother waiting for a reply. his hands shove in his pockets as he makes his way to the bathroom, phone tucked firm between sero’s palms. sero hanta knows better than to hold it with anything less than an iron grip. but then it buzzes—& almost cartoonishly, the phone hops & skips before settling between his fingers
sero sees the notification before he can pretend otherwise.
mine🫀: mina and i are otw
mine🫀 : hope we’ll make it. this girl can NOT drive.
sero muffles a snort. the text holds truth, mina cannot, in fact drive. he recalls the time she picked him up to go to the beach and—wait.
is that text from y/n?
he’s quick to take a picture, send it to the ‘inBESTigators 🕵️🔍’ GC. before he can even close his phone & resume playing saint, kiri’s response comes in.
ripped riot 🔥: could be a typo
ripped riot 🔥: like ‘mine’ could be short for miner
pikachu ⚡️[replying to ripped riot 🔥] : are we deadass
sero’s about to type a response of his own before the familiar heavy steps of steve maddens sag at his ears. katsuki’s back, jaw tight & angrier than ever.
further investigation will have to wait.
BAKUSQUAD CASE FILES — CASE STUDY #3.
observed by — denki kaminari
‘when the fuck did bakugo get funny?’
⟡
autumn break means thanksgiving shopping & black friday sales that make twelve dollar products drop to eleven ninety-nine. denki’s shopping for snacks, kiri needs energy drinks & you’re here for produce. katsuki is here because you all need his membership to get into costco.
something isn’t right.
& denki’s not talking about how the price of cheetos have somehow gone up. he’s talking about the fact that katsuki stands firm behind you, hands in pockets as you show him fruit. that’s fine—bakugo’s always been able to tell which apples are good & which aren’t.
but no apple evaluation requires katsuki to lean in that close.
and denki’s pretty sure there’s nothing funny about granny smiths either.
so why the fuck are you giggling ?
kaminari’s eyes flit to katsuki’s. if he was any other classmate, he’d say katsuki was bored. lips tight, eyes neutral, jaw slack. but denki’s no other classmate. he recognizes that twitch in his brow. the bob in his jugular.
katsuki is pleased. at least, denki thinks—no, swears he is. but just to be safe, he chooses to call in an actual katsuki expert. kirishima’s fatass is trying yet another free sample. for the sake of peace, denki chooses not to comment & instead goes straight to business.
“yo, kiri—i’m not seeing stuff, right? is bakugo not smirking and making y/n laugh??”
kirishima, in true fatass fashion, responds with a mouth filled with mini tacos. “I down’t see ‘t”
“bro. chew.”
“I don’t see it,” kiri gulps. “don’t you think we should respect their privacy?”
“we’re at a costco??”
but kaminari drops it. if the katsuki expert himself says there’s nothing, there’s obviously nothing.
right ?
BAKUSQUAD CASE FILES — CASE STUDY #4.
observed by — literally everyone
‘katsuki and y/n are definitely dating. oh, and kiri’s getting kicked from the group chat.’
⟡
mina ashido is not playing around.
the rest of the gang isn’t either. kaminari’s flipping through a scrapbook titled ‘PHOTOGRAPHICAL EVIDENCE.’ sero’s screenshotting group chat messages that sound too fond to not be affectionate. kirishima’s got his laptop open, looking over ‘evidence spreadsheets’ he swears aren’t empty.
but they are. and mina, rivaled only by sherlock himself, notices.
“kirishima, cell B-4. what’s written in there ?”
“I—uh, cell? what do you—“
“aha—” mina shuts her book. she’s towering over eijiro now, hands on her hips & glare so sharp it melts kiri like—well, acid.
“you’re not really doing anything.”
sero lifts a brow. kaminari gives the stink-eye.
“matter of fact…” mina continues, “you haven’t done anything. compiling evidence. listening in on on their convos. you haven’t done anything we’ve asked you to.”
“yeah,” sero quips. his phone’s in his lap now. “matter of fact, you always had some excuse about why you couldn’t.”
“matter of fact,” denki joins, “you’re always trying to deny evidence. talking about us ‘being delusional’.”
oh, kirishima’s in trouble now. blood in his jugular. tar in his throat. “I—“
mina can’t make up what happens next.
The door opens. It’s katsuki—not surprising—they’re literally all seated in a circle on the mat in his dorm. plans to hang out & just chill today—the usual. kiri is bakugo’s roommate. getting in isn’t a fuss.
but you’re right beside bakugo.
and your finger’s in his belt loop.
mina blinks. you haven’t noticed them yet. you look all calm and pretty, lashes low, eyes glued to your phone screen. your finger’s looped around the belt-hole like you’ve done it a thousand times before, and—
is that katsuki’s hoodie?
“what the fuck are you losers doing here?”
kiri’s already scrambling to defend the situation—something about she & the others showing up an hour early, he didn’t know, don’t blast us all—but mina’s not listening. she’s wondering if the refractive index of light is so strong it somehow made it look like katsuki gave your hand a light squeeze before tapping your hand off his jeans.
you’re still quiet behind him. hair all cute, jam-pink cheeks, fawn freckled & doe-eyed. kiri and katsuki are going back and forth. sero’s joined in. kaminari’s farted because he thinks no one will notice.
“y/n, is that bakugo’s hoodie?”
you can hear a pin drop. and another fart from kaminari.
“no, it’s—“
“it’s mine.” katsuki steps forward, hands in pockets & posture lazy like he didn’t say something scandalous. “got a problem, pinkie pie?”
“i could never.”
katsuki hums. he tugs you gently by the palm, door clicking shut behind him with the kick of his shin. he trudges toward the group, right hand in his pocket, left in yours—and he murmurs a quiet sit in your ear before doing a once-over.
“what’s all this?”
“evidence.”
“homework.”
“not evidence.”
tongue click. “evidence of ?”
“the refractive index of light.”
“you and y/n dating.”
“not you and y/n dating.”
“uh-huh,” katsuki picks up a photograph. he recognizes the scene: you’re tucked in his side, showing him something on your phone while he leans too close to be considered casual. you’re giggling here. cute.
he pockets it. “you guys are a bunch of fuckin’ idiots. and you—“ he turns to kirishima,
“no, no bro listen,” kirishima’s palm rests on his neck, an apologetic glance in your direction before he answers, “I did try to get them to leave you guys alone. they wouldn’t listen!”
“aha! so you were a traitor!”
bakugo glares. mina shrinks.
a muffled giggle pierces the silence. then a snort. & now you’re full on laughing—
“oh my god,” you sniffle, “you guys know we were literally gonna tell you, right?”
“tell us when?” sero speaks up, long moved away from kaminari. “it seems kiri here already knew about it.”
bakugo grunts. “why do you idiots think you’re here?”
oh.
bakugo takes a seat beside you. sero’s avoiding eye contact. kaminari’s avoiding the cheetos. mina bites her lip. you’re leaning over katsuki’s thigh now, photo evidence flip-book in your hands. you’re pointing out familiar photos while laughing & shaking your head, and bakugo’s looking back with a gaze so soft that mina doesn’t know how she didn’t see it sooner.
“i think we owe you two an apology.”
katsuki’s got his fingers twisting your knuckle. “y’think?”
sero, mina, and denki all look towards each other.
“we’re sorry.”
“for what?”
“for stalking you guys.”
“and not trusting that you’d tell us.”
“and being idiots.”
katsuki hums, satisfied. but he’s not done yet. he leans back on his palms before gently poking your hip. “should we forgive ‘em?”
“maybe. if they can send some of these photos.”
bakugo nods, turns to mina. “you heard the missus.”
“girl, take the whole book. like—seriously. omg.”
you hug it towards your chest, and mina can tell bakugo’s fighting a smile.
“right. and since you guys know now, you can all leave.”
the three protest. kiri interrupts. “i think it’s for the best. it’s been a long day.”
“that includes you, shitty hair.”
“huh—what?! this is my room too!”
“don’t care,” katsuki tugs you up with him, grip gentle, palm flat against your back as he steers you towards his bed.
“and didn’t ask,” he glances over his shoulder, “all of you, out.”
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⊹₊˚. VALENTINE’S DAY 2025 — aphrodisiacs are both a curse and a blessing. / midoriya izuku, bakugo katsuki, todoroki shoto, kirishima eijirou, kaminari denki, & takami keigo.
⟡ getting hit by a villain’s quirk right before valentine’s day was not something you’d planned to do. somehow, the effects of the quirk end up being an early gift and also a curse.
fat tears race down izuku’s face, his hands grasping weakly at the sheets with each dizzying bounce of your ass onto his thighs. an hour has passed, spent in different positions around the house with less than five minute breaks in between—but no matter how many times you cum, the glowy pink ring around your irises doesn’t go away.
“too much, ‘s too much,” he slurs, words running into each other and becoming jumbled nonsense. “baby, i can’t, not anymore—shit! ‘m empty now, and it h-hurts so bad.”
“hurts?” you parrot disbelievingly, too deep under the spell to feel the burn in your thighs. “‘zuku, know what hurts?”
“no, i know,” he sobs, balls squeezing painfully as the familiar pressure returns to his cock. it’s familiar, but it’s not the same; there’s no cum involved, he’s been drained too dry to give you anything. “l-last time, please. i need a minute to, ngh, relax.”
it hurts. izuku’s cock is practically purple with overstimulation, but he’s too entranced to pull you off himself. when you’d arrived home, tugging at his belt and babbling about what had happened, izuku took a moment to consider if he had any notes on something like this.
villains with these types of quirks have always been rare, and it’s just his luck that one popped up before valentine’s day.
the couch groans from the combination of movement and weight on it, yawning with wear. izuku has never underestimated your strength or sex drive, but this . . you’re bouncy, and he’s wondering if the villain’s quirk enhanced your stamina too.
in a startling display of affection, you grab at his jaw and kiss away his tears, cooing sweet, sensual nothings into his ear. your voice is smooth when you tell him how good he’s doing, how sexy he looks when he’s whining so sweetly. just when he’s thinking it can’t get any better, you hit him where he’s weakest with a sultry murmur of want you to put a baby in me, izuku.
flustered, he can’t help but let out a squeal when you nip at his neck, kissing over previous bites and smatterings of freckles.
“do what you want with me,” he surrenders, verdant green eyes meeting your own. “hah, if that’s what you want, jus’ use me. fuck me, baby.”
BAKUGO KATSUKI.
⟡ you have the misfortune of tracking a villain with japan’s number one hero, the all too explosive dynamight. everything completely unravels during the confrontation, when katsuki’s rushing forward to deliver the final blow. the dastardly villain releases a thick, noxious smoke that fills the air with a sickening sweetness — despite all the coughing and hacking, he manages to subdue the villain until the police arrive, but you never make it back to the agency to regroup.
ridiculous, is all you can think as you’re being folded in half in the back of a company car that’s sneakily wedged in an alleyway. katsuki’s not-so-gentle teeth nip at the tender skin of your thighs, and he doesn’t think twice about the marks that are sure to show up by tomorrow.
“d-deeper, katsuki,” you writhe against the seats, too handsy for his liking. “please, it’s not deep eno—”
“shut it,” he grunts, scowling down at you. his usual expression doesn’t quite have the same effect it usually does, since it’s been mellowed out by the villain’s aphrodisiac like quirk. “don’t you dare tell me how to fuck, got it?”
a bratty huff escapes you, and you make a show of rolling your eyes at him, seemingly unimpressed. “i wouldn’t have to if you’d just do it right. oh, but who am i to judge the number one?”
a vein bulges from his forehead as he listens, crimson eyes seething silently while you continue to lay it on thick. “i guess dynamight can fuck however he wants, even if it’s subpar—”
in an instant, katsuki’s hand is on your throat and applying just enough pressure to force out a gasp from you. that teasing and talking back worked—now he’s really about to come undone, show you just how strong the number one pro can really be.
“can’t take that back now, can you? if you think you can insult me and order me around, oh,” katsuki grinds his teeth, pressing your knees into your chest without taking a moment to appreciate the pretty moan that leaves you. “fuck, you’ve got another thing coming. shut your mouth.”
“make me.”
he can’t seem to recall a time where he’s ever been this turned on—that aphrodisiac quirk’s got nothing on the way you talk to him, challenge him in a way that nobody has before.
katsuki draws his hips back, slow and deliberate in each movement. you were right, he wasn’t giving you his all; but now, he will, and he won’t stop until you eat your words. deeper? harder? faster? if that’s what you’re asking for, he’ll give it to you.
you watch breathlessly, mesmerized by the frustrated scrunch of his face, all because he can’t stop replaying your words in his head. a harsh slap to your clit snaps you out of your daze the moment it lands, stinging terribly.
“let’s work up to that, alright? you’re going to—”
“what if i don’t, katsuki?” you tip your chin up at him, looking down your nose at him. “then what?”
another slap, this time with a little more strength behind it. he disregards everything you just said, getting ready to give you an explosive orgasm you’ll have to work hard for.
“that’s what. now, let’s try that again—you’ll be good and count each slap, unless you want me to spank this slutty pussy raw,” satisfied by the responding clench of your cunt, he arches a brow and smirks. “your choice, brat.”
TODOROKI SHOTO.
⟡ with a new, unstable virus spreading rapidly through japan, scientists are racing to develop a cure. it seems to act like the standard flu, but it affects quirk users differently—shoto ends up with an unusual kind of fever.
“ah, ‘m cumming, sho,” cum squirts from your pussy like a waterfall, and everything’s so overwhelming that you unintentionally push his cock out. “good, ‘s so fucking good.”
sweat coats his face, clinging to the rough scar on shoto’s left side. panting, he sucks in a breath, grasping around for his swollen cock.
“i’m sorry,” his voice cracks once his tip slides through your sticky folds and makes your back jolt off the bed, “it’s just—shit, it’s not enough.”
“a-again? i, hah, don’t know if that’s a good—”
shoto shakes his head, shivering as a thin layer of frost appears on his right cheek; it sparkles brilliantly before melting into droplets of water that drip from his jaw. “i’m still burning up,” it’s completely out of bounds, but the low rasp of his sickly voice scratches an itch in your brain. “see, lovey? can’t even use my quirk to fix it.”
a sigh escapes you, and you spread your trembly thighs one more time. “i might be too tired to drive you to the hospital after this,” you warn.
“i know, but baby,” gratefully, shoto pushes forward, burying his cock to the hilt inside you. his warm hand settles on your lower belly to add some pressure, gearing you up for another explosive orgasm. “i don’t wanna be like this when we go to the hospital.”
he flushes darkly with embarrassment, and the mental image of a tortured shoto rutting into a hospital bed as waves of the fever’s severe effects overwhelm him is enough to make you soften.
once he starts to thrust, developing a rhythm that would put your own fingers to shame, his mouth drops open and he’s babbling incoherently. “ . . always so fucking hot around you, baby. i-it’s not my fault you’re so—haa, shit—so perfect, making me burn up whenever you’re not looking.”
and because being this deep inside you is as close as he can get to heaven, shoto sees no reason to hold back on the honest praise. he’s always been a little shy to express himself during sex, mouth drying up whenever he tries to say something rather dirty, but not now. since his brain is being fried by the heat at the moment, he won’t feel any embarrassment.
“sho, right there,” a breath is punched out of your lungs, and your nails scratch at his shoulders each time his tip kisses your sweet spot. “oh god, ‘m gonna make a mess again!”
his cock twitches and he moans your name, only egging you on. “can’t wait to taste it, darling.”
you fall off the edge, his words serving as the final push. euphoria curls through you, cresting like a wave until the sensitivity becomes too much, bringing you back to earth. abs clenching, shoto pulls out to cover your stomach in white.
in an instant, shoto’s temperature drops. quietly, he shivers against you, huffing into your neck.
“i want to stay like this before we leave.”
“you’ve got ice forming rapidly on your back, sho.”
“it’ll melt if i’m cuddling with you . . could you also rub my back? maybe i just need to sleep it off.”
KIRISHIMA EIJIROU.
⟡ eijirou listened to you specifically tell him NOT to eat the wrapped cookies you had in the fridge and when you left, he did exactly that.
“babe, baby, you feel so good,” cum races down his fingers in creamy rivulets, puddling at the base of his cock. caught up in his fantasy, eijirou flicks his wrist faster, hoping with all his heart to imitate the hot squeeze of your cunt. “s-so pretty when you take me, always so fuckin’ beautiful.”
his voice cracks just as the door opens, and your purse falls to the floor. your boyfriend is spread out on the bed, flushed feverishly and gasping out your name like he’s delirious—it would be the perfect scene to come home to if you didn’t spot two torn cookie wrappers near him.
“eijirou,” you speak his name lowly, catching his eyes and raising a brow. he’s not sure if he should feel awkward or turned on because of your scolding tone, so he just swallows dryly and looks toward you with hooded eyes. “already forgot the speech i gave you? why’d you eat the cookies?”
shame creeps up his neck and makes his skin prickle uncomfortably. grasping for a response, eijirou decides to question you right back. “why’d you have sex cookies in the fridge?”
“they were a surprise for valentine’s!”
oh.
now he really feels dumb for spoiling your plans. perhaps if he hadn’t been so hungry, so greedy, he wouldn’t be embarrassed under your scrutinizing gaze.
but the feeling doesn’t last long—your tough face drops into something more sultry: doe eyes and an upturned quirk of your lips that’s sure to finish him.
the mattress sinks under your weight, and you scoot beside him with a self satisfied smile. it’s small and quiet, but a voice in the back of his head tells him maybe you wanted this to happen; you certainly don’t look too upset about it.
“no way, baby,” a hiss escapes him when you slap his cum-stained hand away from his cock, instead choosing to replace them with your own. “am i dreaming? mrs. red riot, are you—”
his narration throws you off, and you choke just kissing his tip. you know eijirou’s surprised and eternally grateful, but damn. “mr. red riot, you’d be quiet if you wanted me to.”
“sorry,” he says earnestly, tensing up to hide the fact that he’s shaking like a leaf when you finally take him in your mouth. “i’ve just—” he inhales sharply as you slowly, torturously take him inch by inch. “i’ve been waiting s-so long for you to come home, babe.”
you swallow, throat squeezing tight around his cock, and eijirou’s clean hand flies to the back of your head, hovering precariously. “i’m crazy about you, all day every day, and the cookies made it worse. ‘m sorry for spoiling the surprise, i didn’t mean to—haa, w-what’re you doing to me? oh, you’re gonna make me—”
it doesn’t take long for obscene slurps and occasional gags to fill the room as you suck eijirou’s cock, spoiling him with each languid bob of your head. it’s too much, and the tension grows thicker in his gut, setting his insides ablaze with anticipation.
he’s hurtling toward his high, jerking his hips up and shamelessly preparing to fill up your throat this quickly—but then, you push yourself off of him. a shudder ripples through his body, and he throws you a pained, wide eyed look.
“why’d you..? baby?”
you motion for him to lay on his back, and he can see the gears in your head turning behind a wicked smile. “might as well draw it out, hm?”
“you’re gonna milk me?”
he’s so cute . .
you want to see him crying.
you hum, “only until you’re begging for me to stop.”
KAMINARI DENKI, ft. SERO HANTA
⟡ an undercover sting at a mysterious village with your work partners doesn’t go as smoothly as planned. the village, out in the far country, has been reported as the one place with the highest levels of quirk activity in japan. little did you know about the fact that this place is home to infectious pollen that makes its way into people via the air, or about its temporary effects on people . .
“what the fuck,” you moan, vision blurry between their faces and intermittent flashes of light. “there’s no way it’s from a plant, it can’t be—”
hanta’s tongue darts out to lick the salt away from his upper lip, and he points a finger toward a passage in the encyclopedia. “the symptoms are, ngh, the same.”
one of your hands works denki’s cock while the other shakily flips through an encyclopedia of germs and the like; hanta’s buried to the hilt inside of you, tan cheeks flushed with exertion.
“can’t you just read after?” denki unhelpfully suggests, blinking back a few tears while sparks of electricity fly off from his blond hair. “let’s just fix—yeah, baby, jus’ like that—fix the problem now and figure it out later.”
“shut it, denks,” hanta rolls his eyes, rocking his hips into you. despite the fact that the three of you are totally naked and in the middle of some kind of threesome, you’re researching what apparently caused this surge of uncontrollable arousal.
things began not long after you arrived in the village, where everything had looked unsuspecting and normal. surely there was a villain lurking around somewhere . . ? why else would there be so much unusual activity, enough to alert the authorities?
“look, they f-found something similar in america,” hanta’s voice wavers uncharacteristically, his own high racing through him with such intensity he doubles over.
“forget about the book,” denki’s begging while pressing dazed kisses to your tits, one hand tossing the book aside and slipping between your trembling thighs. “c’mon, babe. show us what you look like when you cum.”
perhaps this is something to be selfish about — when will an opportunity to fuck your hot coworkers come around again? hanta’s everything you’ve been daydreaming about, with a muscular physique sharp enough to have been cut from stone. denki’s just as attractive, though his features are softer, the result of his constant snacking while on the job or in the agency.
hanta nods in assent, already trailing over the edge. “want you to gush all over me, baby.”
thrashing under denki’s fingers, it momentarily occurs to you that maybe they’re a little too experienced. neither of them were concerned with a threesome when it was suggested, and there’s no mistakes in their almost synchronized movements.
just watching your eyes flutter and roll back is enough to make denki cum with a moan of your name as his cock sprays white. hanta’s pupils probably dilate a hundred times their size at the erotic sight, and his hips begin to stutter as heat races up his spine.
denki, shaking profusely, musters his voice and maintains his hurried pace. “g-good girl, go on ‘n let it out.”
since stepping foot into the village and inhaling that damn pollen, the pro hero’s been getting realistic flashes of thoughts he’s kept locked away for some time. you, on your knees, looking up at him like you’re ready to do more than just please. you, with your pretty eyes full of tears as you lose your mind beneath him.
an orgasm stronger than the lustful effects of any aphrodisiac tears through you, and your cunt bears down so hard it forces out hanta’s own high as well. with all his might, he tries to resist the surge of weakness that hits him and fails—he collapses on top of you, hugging you closely and burying his face in your neck.
loosely, your jaw hangs open and breathy gasps leave your mouth. denki’s sparking with electricity beside you and simultaneously struggling to get it under control. a single yellow spark flies off his body and mildly electrocutes hanta, snapping him back to reality. he jerks against you, sounding exhausted.
“uh. so, um, what’re we supposed to report when we get back?”
TAKAMI KEIGO.
⟡ bless his heart. for valentine’s, he decides to be a silk heart-shaped box of japan’s most expensive chocolate for you. he’d been so focused on finding your favorite flavors along with new ones that he didn’t even realize that he’d purchased sex chocolate.
“it hurts, dovey. it’s s-so painful.”
since sharing the box of chocolates with you, keigo’s been reduced to a pathetic mess who can’t seem to stop shaking when you just barely touch him. vermilion feathers puff up and out at his back, his messy wings conveying the way he’s crumbling inside.
you’re just as hot, skin crawling with a lustful itch only keigo can scratch for you. the frenetic beating of his wings whips up cold gusts of wind stronger than any ceiling fan, and not a single goosebump rises on your skin.
“right there, kei,” you moan, tears gathering in your eyes as he continuously hits your sweet spot. “oh my god, don’t stop.”
as if he’d ever plan to.
he hiccups, face flushed and hair tousled like he’s just returned from some mission out in the wild. softly, with the barest note of urgency, keigo whines out your name and a request.
“dovey, c’mon,” his voice cracks halfway through his sentence, shattered with unmistakable pleasure. “just tell me what you want, and i’ll, ah, i’ll fuckin’ give it to you.”
keigo’s entire body thrums with the need, the purpose, to please you, and his own pleasure hinges on you and your praise. sure enough, you cry out to him, words saccharine and addicting.
“make me cum, kei,” and he doesn’t need any further instruction, not when he knows your body this well. smooth fingers slip between your thighs and work your clit, causing your back to arch when he applies just enough pressure to send electricity through your nerves.
you’re wrapping around keigo’s waist, drawing him in and breaking down his self control easily.
“want me to fill up this pussy, baby? i can do it again and again—” he punctuates his words with harsh thrusts that amplify the clap of skin against skin almost as much as a quirk could, “while you take it like you were made to.”
quaking beneath him, you nod frantically, as if those are the words you’ve been waiting to hear. while he was so vividly illustrating the scene, his wings unconsciously began to wrap around your bodies, a sign of how much he wants it too.
you gasp, eyes squeezing shut with the last image being keigo’s face, twisted in ecstasy and scrunched with concentration. “gonna—‘m gonna cum, kei!”
“with me, dovey, please,” sweat pours down the sides of his face as the heated bliss tightens in his gut, applying an unbearable pressure to his cock. “let me feel you cum around me, ughhh.”
sloppily, keigo presses open mouthed kisses to your lips, and a delighted moan escapes him when you kiss back. your lips are soft against his, and your tongue carries the sweet taste of valentine’s chocolates, the expensive ones he’d come home with earlier.
with his orgasm creeping up on him and dulling his surroundings, a brief thought occurs to him about those chocolates. the sales lady had raised a brow when he filled up the customizable box with many pink chocolates that had been sitting in a case separate from the rest.. no, that can’t be right. surely this is the common valentine’s day effect on couples—it can’t be from the chocolate, can it?
a/n: panty fucking w seroooooo and make it brothers bsf
you need your own place. you’ve been tossing and turning for hours, sero and your brother are playing music too loud and the smell of weed is seeping under your door. you kick your covers off, ready to say something when the music stops and the apartment seems to finally quiet.
you huff and settle into your bed once more, waiting for your eyes to get heavy with sleep. just as you get comfortable your door cracks open. you sit up, finding sero filling out your door way.
“you know where the bathroom is.” you hiss, throwing a pillow at him.
“yeah.” he steps in and clicks the door shut. “must’ve got lost on the way to the couch.” he stands at the end of your bed. “those are cute.” he nods with a lazy grin.
“what?” your cheeks heat.
“your panties with the little bunnies.” his eyes flick up to yours. “lemme get a closer look.” he grabs your ankle and yanks you down the bed.
“sero!” you gasp. “he’s in the other room.” eyes going wide.
“then don’t make any noise.”
your legs fall open and his eyes leave your face, sliding down the over sized shirt that’s now bunched up around your middle and stopping on your cotton panties. he reaches down and thumbs at the cotton, glancing up at you when you make a small sound. you bring your hand up to your mouth as he keeps dragging his thumb up and down.
“there you go.” he mumbles. “good girl.” he grins at the shudder goes through your body.
your chest is heaving with each pass of his thumb, hips jerking every time he avoids your aching clit. he watches a wet patch grow in the center, chuckling at you and the desperate cant of your hips. when he finally circles your clit, the sound that comes from you has him locking his eyes with yours.
“‘m sorry.” you gasp.
“try to stay quiet.” he taps your clit and pulls back.
he pushes his sweats down and your eyes go wide as he pulls his cock out, stroking himself a couple times before he smacks the head on your soaked panties. you jerk with the feeling, looking up at him with round eyes as he starts to slide up and down the cotton, nudging your clit perfectly.
“sero.” a small plea.
“shh shh shh.”
one of his hands is on your waist, the other is between the both of you holding his cock in place as he drags his cock up and back down. he groans lowly, your legs wrapping around his waist as he starts to pace up momentum. your panties are embarrassingly slick, the sound making its way to your ears.
“got my shit soaked and you still got your panties on.” he lets out a breathy chuckle.
you turn your head to the side, covering your eyes with your arm and clamping your teeth into your bottom lip so you can use your other hand to pull up your shirt. he groans when you show him your perked nipples, mouth watering and wanting to scrape his teeth agaisnt them to hear your noises.
“play with em.” he nods. you peek at him, bringing a shaky hand down to your chest and taking your nipple between your fingers. “good girl.”
while you play with your nipples, he fucks your panties faster, low grunts spilling from his mouth while small gasps fall from your lips. his cock keeps catching on your covered pussy, pushing in just a fraction before he slides back up to your clit. you’re bucking against him, panties so soaked he’s practically just rubbing himself against your bare folds now from how translucent they are.
“sero!” you whimper.
“shush.” his eyes lock with your glossy ones.
a low grunt rises in his chest when his cock slips under your panties and slides against your honeyed mess. he collapses over you, his hand clapping over your mouth as he starts to hump against faster. your panties are keeping him presses right against you as he slides through your slick. with another pass of his tip on your clit you fall apart, shaking beneath him as you cum, your fingers digging into his back.
he groans, twitching between your legs and with a low groan of your name he’s cumming. you’re both panting, staring at each other as you slowly detangle. he fixed your panties, rubbing over them with his fingers and smearing his cum all over your puffy lips.
“see you in the morning.” he pats your thigh, adjusting himself in his sweats and walking out.
izuku had always thought he’d settle down with a somewhat composed girl, eyes beady and bright when gathering new information, notes scattered on an already messy desk with coffee stains.
hair talloused and socially clueless, always mumbling nonsense out loud.
so how on earth did he find himself getting asked out by the most sparkliest girl in existence?
it was hot, children swinging their small feet on benches as vanilla and strawberry ice-cream dripped onto the floor, short skirts and sunglasses dotted all over as passer-bys fanned their flushed cheeks.
“you’re super cute! could I get your number?” you gushed confidently, tapping his pink button nose.
“I- uh-”
izuku midoriya had found himself rendered completely and utterly useless, years of taming his stupidly awkward nature of helpless stutters and red cheeks to a somewhat socially acceptable standard was thrown pathetically out the window.
your eyes were love dazed as you stared at fidgeting boy in-front of you, lashes curled and painted while your lips were glossy against the warm summer sun— shirt cropped and jeans tight with an abundance of jewellery.
“so?” you quirked a brow, “whatcha’ say cutie?”
cutie?!
“yeah— uhm, okay.” he croaked, tugging the collar of his simple tee as be handed you his phone.
you couldn’t help but loudly gasp at his large, calloused hands, ridden with rough scars. “woah! your hands are like—”
great. she thinks I’m ugly.
“super hot!”
“HOT?!”
if the sweltering heat wasn’t going to make izuku midoriya faint,
you sure were.
KATSUKI ⠀ BAKUGO
katsuki was loud, tongue brash and vermilion eyes rivalling sharp daggers— his bluntness painfully cold.
so, of course, he’d be the most suitable candidate and put in a situation where sweet kindess would be required.
“oh- I’m so sorry!” you squeaked, quickly picking up his array of spicy seasonings and fresh vegetables.
even worse, and much to katsukis dismay, your drink had slipped from your grip and tainted his crisp-white tee.
“fuck—” he grunted, lifting the hem of his shirt and annoyedly shook it, watching the sweet drink drip to the shop floor and stick to his stomach.
“look where your going dammit’—” he abruptly cut himself off as he looked down at you, making direct eye contact with you.
were you . . . cute?
you were, eyes doe as you peered up at him through your lashes, hand still outstretched over a small bottle of spice— your hair littered in pink clips and shoulders blanketed with a soft cardigan.
he clicked his tongue, tick mark visible on his forehead and he grumbled out a small. “..s’whatever.” ears slightly pink.
“are you sure?.. I feel so bad..” you mumbled, gathering the last of his shopping.
he clenched his jaw at your honeyed voice, scoffing. “nah s’cool..”
you stood up, pulling your bottom lip between your teeth, “I really am sorry.. I wasn’t looking where I was going..”
he scrunched his brows ,“you apologise a-lot ya’know.” bakugo noted, voice voided of teasing— just noticing.
“sorry…” you quickly shot a hand to your mouth, looking down and twisting your ankle.
“if it’d help.. you could -uh- give me your number? I could pay for a new shirt if you want… or something..?
bakugo gave you a look over, low eyes trailing over your body before a soft smirk graced his lips. “tch’ fine.”
yeah,
bakugo was gonna hold you to that.
SHOTO ⠀ TODOROKI
shoto was rational, rational but quite unaware.
he lacked knowledge about phones, trends and social media in general—
“just trust me todoroki!”
“so you’re saying.. if I put my face as my profile picture.. I’d be famous?” mina giggled at his air quotes, patting his shoulder giddily.
“mhm, mhm! you’re s’handsome todoroki! a girl clicks on your page and boom!— she drops dead!”
shoto gulped, shutting his phone promptly off and stuffing it in his pockets. “no, sorry mina, I don’t want anybody to die..” he murmured.
“my smile is already a danger, do you remember what mt.lady said? she said—”
mina sighed, zoning the clueless boys rambling out— rubbing the crease between her brows. “for all-mights sake..”
but he made up for it academically, full marks on every paper written out in fresh red ink and a small smiley face.
he’d dealt with mina, sero and even denki—
so why were you so hard to understand?
“yeah cus’ I’m a youngho.”
“. . .”
shoto blinked, “uh- you’re not a.. hoe. just young.” he flushed at the crude word, rubbing his nape uncomfortably.
you pursed your lips, “y’know” you began, ignoring his innocent remark, “you kinda’ have yearner eyes.”
“yearner.. eyes?”
“mhm!”
todoroki coughed, trying to deflect the conversation. “do you have a favourite hero?”
“uh— duh? hawks is a total snack! I like- tots’ hastag need that.”
“snack? as in to eat?”
you giggled, resting a palm against your cheek as you leaned forward. “..your cute.”
todorki felt his blood rush to his face, ears thumping as he toyed with his fingers.
curse denki for setting him up on this date,
and curse his heart for beating so much.
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mokis ⠀ notes ﹕ hehehe whyd i lowk cook eheheh this was sm fun to write im gonna do this with the jjk men👩🏽🍳👩🏽🍳 aswl #stanpinkpanthress i was listening to ice cream by yuna pls stream its rlly cutesy ..… anyway lmk if you guys want more mha boys since i only did three :o TYSM FOR READING TILL THE END I LOVE UU 🧁🧁 ❤︎
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It's right there, in all its glory, when you reach over to grab the TV remote. The soft skin peeking out from the underside of your shorts. Thighs jiggling with every harsh move of your arm.
It would've been easier if you had just stood up and grabbed it off the coffee table. But no, your knees dig into the edge of the couch, one hand gripping the edge of the table, your upper body craned forward.
The sight of your ass rippling with each movement is hypnotizing. Unconsciously, his tongue slithers against his upper lip. It's unfair how plush it looks, so smooth and pliable.
After huffing and puffing, you finally grab the remote. You wriggle backwards, struggling to push yourself upright again.
His fingers drag against your thigh, denting the plush muscles. For a moment, you think he's going to help you up.
He leans forward, fingers hooking in the crevice of your pelvis.
His tongue is hot against you. Slick as it drags up your hip.
You giggle, writing from the ticklish sensation. "What are you-"
A sharp pinch on your ass. Teeth.
"AH!" You jolt forward, skin pulling with the movement. You look back to see him wide-eyed, mouth full.
He bit you. He actually just bit you.
His breath fans hot and heavy against your shorts, his sensual groan vibrating through you.
For a millisecond — he chomps harder — just a little bit.
It's even better than he imagined, melting into his mouth like cotton candy. Yeah, it was worth it.
"Uhm...ow?!" you exclaim with confusion, waist curving as the pointy sensation stings you. What could've possibly possessed him to do that?
He pauses, eyes wide with sheepish realization.After actually helping you up this time, he kisses the reddened spot, rubbing soothing circles on the deep indents. He wipes away at the drool dripping down the corner of his mouth.
"M'sorry," he whispers between pecks. Truly, hurting you is the last thing he wanted.
"i wanna go home early tonight." — mha boys reaction to you telling them you wanna leave early [tiktok trend]
gn!reader x mha boys (deku, bakugo, todoroki, iida, kirishima, kaminari, sero) — 0.8k words
nana’s note: that one tiktok trend where people prank their bf saying they don’t wanna stay over the night LOL thought about kaminari’s reaction and decided to write everyone else’s. stupid, humorous, crack fic as the people say
deku: is on his phone and whips his head at you so fast you’d think he got whiplash LMAOO “w-wait, why?” he’s stammering already and frozen in place because poor izuku thinks he did something wrong to make you want to leave. drops his phone and all his attention is on you now and cue that inner monologue of his where he’s RAMBLING. his face gets all pink, eyes bubbling with concern as he tries to figure out what’s wrong, running through all possible reasons in the next three seconds until he just blurts out: “i can sleep on the couch!” PFFTTT you feel bad and stop the prank earlier than intended. he scratches his neck and laughs awkwardly as how quick he sold himself out HAHAHAA.
bakugo: “the fuck? why?” — instant hostility (toned down because it’s towards you). this mf was probably doing stretches on his floor because we all know he’s quietly all about that nightly wind-down routine. his brows furrow, lip curled in near disgust (you know that ugly face he makes all the time? yeah, LMAO) at the mere possibility that you don’t wanna stay the night. “because i’m not feeling it,” you retaliate with a shrug. bakugo watches you for a moment, completely silent as he scrutinizes your words. you almost break under his gaze cause like can he chill for 4 seconds… but he’s too smart and can see through your façade. “is this another damn tiktok trend? fuck outta my face with that.” (he spends the rest of the night by your side, doing whatever it is you want in silence)
todoroki: stares at you dumbfounded for a whole three seconds before quietly asking “… oh … why?” BUT SHOUTO IS SO SWEET BECAUSE THEN he’s questioning if you’re feeling okay, all gently and calmly. he’s quick to place a palm to your forehead, “are you feeling under the weather? i think fuyumi has some medication. do you want some water, too?” and he’s already half off the bed to fetch you whatever :( AWWW MY ANGEL BOY. you probably vow to never prank this boy in this sense again because he’s just too oblivious for his own good. got a good laugh outta you though because when you tell him it’s a prank he’s just like “.. oh, okay. i’m glad you’re feeling good, though.” with a cute small smile HAAHAH <3
iida: starts thwacking his hand in that chopping motion and he’s all flabbergasted like ???? has no genuine reason as to why you would say that, you seemed to be enjoying yourself the rest of the time. class rep takes off his glasses and cleans them like THAT COULD HELP HIM HEAR YOU BETTER OR COMPREHEND THE SITUATION LMFAOOOOOO. iida would gently hold your shoulders and ask you if everything is okay, like, did he… do something wrong? you burst out laughing in his face because he’s so serious and when you tell him it’s all a joke, the man’s glasses fog up in embarrassment. “do not play these games,” he says as he proceeds to grab a fresh pair of glasses off his wall. OKAY IIDA.
kirishima: you tell him from downstairs, yelling that you’re gonna head out soon. CUE HIS “what?! hey, babe—wait!” FROM THE TOP OF THE STEPS AND THE LOUD STOMPS OF HIS BIG ASS COMING DOWN. he’s like basically naked because he was in the process of changing before he heard you announce your leave LMAO. “why? what’s wrong, baby?” he’s so genuinely worried and confused, walking up to you with open arms. “don’t leave,” he’s POUTING. poor boy probably had the whole night planned out (movies, activities, snacks, hell—even your skincare regime he’ll do with you!). he wanted to do EVERYTHING. doesn’t find the prank very funny but sighs in relief. “don’t do that…” sharp-toothed lopsided grin <3
kamanari: i’m already dying at the thought of this man SCRABBLING to you from his bed to his door when you get up and announce you’re leaving. slides to you on his knees and wraps his arms around you. “BABE, WHY?” LMFAOOOO this dramatic mf I CAN’T. biggest puppy dog eyes. now see, i think he’d know about this prank but all reason flies out the window when his amazing and hot partner is threatening to leave his house for the night. all he can think about is HE CAN’T SPEND MORE TIME WITH YOU? it’s enough to make him beg at the camera that blatantly in his face (he doesn’t notice it).
sero: you two are chilling on the couch watching some trash television when you say you wanna go home early. then to your absolute horror, this man goes “okay, see you.” HELLOOOO???? but sero is snickering to himself because this man already knows what your ass is up to. he’s quite the actor because he deadpans at you with a “what?” when you stare at him like ???? LMAOOOOOO. but he knows he went too far when he says “i can call you an uber or something.” he doesn’t get to blink before his last sight is your body flying at him HAHAAH “i’m sorry! i’m sorry!!” but the two of you laugh so hard together. sigh, i love a man that can play along.
You dodged a blast, pivoted hard—and nearly tripped over your own foot. The jolt from your landing sent a visible jiggle through your chest. Time paused for a second. Your breathing hitched. Bakugo, standing just a few feet away, had clearly noticed.
His eyes widened—just for a blink. Then:
“Oi.” You turned. “What?” Bakugo was already glaring, face pink like a whole sunset. “Tch—what the hell was that?” “What was what?” you teased, innocently wiping sweat from your brow. “You know what!” he barked, pointing without looking directly at you. “Your—your shit was bouncing all over the damn place! You tryna get someone killed out here?!”
You grinned. “Aw, Bakugo… were you watching?” “I WASN’T WATCHING, DUMBASS!”
He stormed off, swearing under his breath and absolutely not making eye contact for the rest of training.
(…but you did catch him peeking again later.)
Todoroki Shoto
You were running drills outside, sun high and blazing. You’d just landed from a jump, laughing with momentum— —and that laugh shook everything.
Including, very noticeably, your chest.
Todoroki caught it mid-turn. He stopped moving. Just stood there, blinking slowly like his internal software needed a reboot.
“…Did… that happen because of the jump?” You tilted your head. “What?” He pointed subtly. Too subtly. “Your, um…” He looked up at the sky, anywhere but your torso. “They… moved.” You snorted. “You mean my boobs bounced?” His ears turned pink immediately. “I didn’t want to say it like that,” he muttered.
You could see his eyes flick toward your chest, then dart away like it physically pained him. He cleared his throat. “Is that normal?” “Yeah, it’s gravity. You ever heard of it?” “…I have. I just didn’t know it applied that much to, um… you.”
You bit your lip to keep from laughing. “Shoto, are you okay?” He nodded. Then paused. “I will be. I just need… a minute. Maybe several.”
He wandered away like he needed to meditate under a waterfall.
Midoriya Izuku (Deku)
You were jogging beside him during a warm-up. Light banter, casual conversation—until you tripped on uneven pavement. He caught your arm, steadying you just as you stumbled into him. Your chest bounced against your momentum, and bam—the jiggle happened. Right in his peripheral.
And oh no. He saw everything.
He froze like someone pressed pause. You looked up at him. “Thanks for catching me!” He didn’t respond. His face was glowing red—eyelids twitching like he was fighting for control of his brain.
“Uh—uhhh—n-no problem!” You raised an eyebrow. “Midoriya?” He straightened like he was at a military inspection. “Y-Yep! Yes! Totally fine, absolutely okay!” he blurted, eyes pointed directly at the horizon. “Didn’t see anything!! I mean—I wasn’t looking! I mean—I’m respectful!”
You smirked, leaning just a bit closer. “You sure? Looked like you almost went full-on analysis mode back there.” His knees almost buckled. “N-No! I would never—well, I have studied human anatomy for—N-NOT LIKE THAT! I mean in a purely combat—I mean—"
You giggled. “Relax, Izuku. I’m not mad.” He gulped. “Y-you’re not?” “Nope,” you said, nudging his arm with a flirty smile. “If you wanted to look… you could’ve just asked.”
He combusted. Like, physically short-circuited and squeaked.
“Wha—I—HUH?!”
You walked ahead, hips swaying, calling over your shoulder: “C’mon, Hero. Better keep up.”
He followed you in a daze, whispering, “I think I’m in love…”
Kirishima Eijiro
You were in the gym, goofing off while waiting your turn on the bench press. Kirishima was spotting Denki, watching you from the corner of his eye as you tried to mimic a funny dance move someone had shown you earlier.
One hop, two hops—then that one bounce that sent your chest jiggling.
Denki dropped the bar on his chest.
“BRO—HELP—” “Oh SH—SORRY!” Kirishima scrambled to help, yanking the bar off Denki and practically throwing it back onto the rack. “You okay, man?”
Denki wheezed, “Why’d you space out like that? You were looking at—”
Kirishima slapped a hand over Denki’s mouth. “N-NOTHING! I saw NOTHING!”
You walked over with a grin. “You alright, Red Riot?” He turned to you. Then turned bright red—matching his hair.
“Y-Yeah! Yep! Totally fine! Just, uh… focused on… the structural integrity of your bounce—NO WAIT—I MEAN—form! FORM! Training form!!” You laughed. “Kiri, did my boobs break your brain?” He slapped both hands over his face. “NO! I mean—maybe?!”
You leaned in close, teasing, “You liked it, didn’t you?” He peeked at you between his fingers and mumbled, “I mean… they are super manly... I mean!! YOU’RE manly! Not that—uh—not that I was staring! I just—" You tilted your head, smirking. “Cute,” you whispered, walking off.
He stood frozen, muttering, “I’m gonna die. I’m dying. This is how I die…”
Denki Kaminari
It was something stupid—of course it was.
You were laughing way too hard at something Sero said, doubled over and clutching your stomach. When you came back up, you did a little skip backward to avoid a tossed water bottle— —and the hop sent your chest bouncing, jiggling just right.
Denki bluescreened.
His jaw dropped. His brain sparked. And then… his nose started bleeding.
“OHMYGOD,” he squeaked, slapping both hands over his face. “I’M FINE. I’M GOOD. I SAW NOTHING.” Sero: “Bro, you definitely saw something.” Denki: “SHUT UP, SERO. I’M INNOCENT.” You raised an eyebrow, arms crossed under your chest—just enough to push ‘em up a bit.
“You okay there, Pikachu?” you asked, knowingly. He squealed. Like, actually squealed. “DON’T DO THAT WITH YOUR ARMS!!” You leaned in. “Do what, exactly?” He sparked so hard his hair stood up like a static-charged balloon.
“DO NOT WEAPONIZE THE JIGGLE,” he gasped, clutching his heart. “I WILL DIE. I AM A BOY. A FRAGILE, HORNY BOY.”
You patted his shoulder sweetly. “Noted.” He passed out. Literally. Just tipped back and collapsed in a pile of embarrassment.
Sero Hanta
You and Sero were helping tape off a training course—his specialty. He was walking backward, spooling tape as you jogged to keep up beside him.
You hit a little uneven patch of ground, stumbled slightly—and your chest did that thing.
That perfect bounce.
Sero flinched mid-step. The tape snapped back into his face.
“OW—DAMN IT—” You gasped. “Are you okay?!” He pulled tape off his cheek, blinking at you like he just saw God.
“Y-Yeah… I’m… fine…” he mumbled, looking anywhere but your torso. You tilted your head. “That didn’t look like a tape malfunction. Looked more like—” “I WASN’T LOOKING,” he interrupted way too fast. You smirked. “Didn’t say you were.” He squinted at you. “You knew what you were doing.” “Oh? And what exactly did I do, Sero?”
His mouth opened. Closed. His brain rebooted.
“…Gravity is a menace.”
You leaned in close, just enough to make him gulp. “You want me to jog again?”
He stumbled backward into the course pole. “…Ma’am. I am just a humble tape dispenser. Please.”
You walked away, laughing. He stood there gripping his roll of tape like a lifeline, whispering:
“Don’t fall in love… don’t fall in love… you already fell in love, idiot…”
Shinso Hitoshi
You were both sitting on the floor during patrol prep, stretching out before your shift. Shinso was leaning back on his hands, watching the clouds above you two with that usual sleepy expression.
You reached up in a yawn, arms overhead, chest lifted— —and when you dropped your arms back down with a bounce, your chest followed.
He blinked.
Paused.
You didn’t miss the way his head turned ever so slightly.
“…You good?” you asked, teasing. He didn’t look at you. “I’m fine.” “You sure?” “Completely.” “…You totally looked.”
He finally glanced at you. Calm. Dangerous. Lips curled just slightly. “I’m not blind,” he said. You grinned. “So you admit it?” “I admit that physics is real, and I’m cursed with 20/20 vision.”
You leaned in, whispering, “You like what you saw?” He stared at you. Then smirked. “…You planning to weaponize that on patrol?” “Maybe.”
Shinso tilted his head, voice low and teasing now. “Then I might have to file a complaint. Or maybe a request. For a repeat performance.”
You stared, stunned. He stood up casually, yawning. “C’mon, kitten. Patrol’s waiting.”
You sat there blinking, heart racing, jaw dropped.
“…HE FLIRTED BACK?!!?”
Neito Monoma
You were walking through the hallway, bouncing slightly with each step because your shoes had just a bit too much spring. You didn’t notice it at first, but Monoma definitely did.
He was next to you, mid-rant about Class 1-A as usual, when your chest did one innocent, completely accidental jiggle.
He choked on his own words.
“—and that’s why they’re absolute—WHA—!”
He froze. Eyes wide. Jaw slack.
You stopped. “Uh… Monoma?” He whipped around and stood directly in front of you, arms out like a human privacy screen.
“DO NOT MOVE.” “What?” “THOSE—” he hissed, pointing at your chest like it offended him. “THEY. JIGGLED.” “Yeah?” you said, confused. “So what?” “So what?!” he snapped, turning red. “THEY—PEOPLE—EYES! This school is full of perverts!”
You started laughing, but he was dead serious. He pulled his jacket off and draped it around your chest like a cape.
“There. No one’s looking but me.” You blinked. “But you?” His hands flew up to cup them through the jacket like he was guarding the Crown Jewels. “I’m your protector, your knight, your exclusive licensed boob inspector—” “NEITO!” “FOR SCIENCE!!!”
You shoved him back, blushing and laughing. He stood firm. “I’ll STAND HERE ALL DAY. NO ONE. LOOKS. AT MY QUEEN’S. JIGGLE.”
“…Did you just call me your queen?” He pointed dramatically to the sky. “You were born to rule—and bounce—with pride!!”
Hawks (Keigo Takami)
It was hot. You were in a tank top. And Hawks was absolutely not helping.
You were reaching up to grab something off a shelf, arms stretched—and gravity did what gravity does best. Your chest jiggled, just enough for someone with hawk vision to catch it.
You turned around, item in hand.
Hawks was leaning against the doorframe.
Smirking.
Eyes locked directly on you.
“Damn,” he whistled low. “Didn’t know I needed tickets to that bounce show.”
Your eyes widened.
“W-WHAT?!” He grinned wider, wings flexing just a bit. “Front row seats too. Lucky me.”
You slapped your hands over your chest. “H-Hawks!” He walked in casually, tilting his head. “Aw, don’t get shy now, baby bird. You killed me with that move.” “It wasn’t a move!” “Felt like one.” He leaned in. “But hey, if it wasn’t intentional… that just makes you naturally lethal.”
You squeaked. “I-I’m sorry! I didn’t mean to—like—bounce?? I-I don’t even get why people like that—!”
He blinked, then chuckled softly. “Oh, sweetheart,” he purred, brushing a loose feather off your shoulder. “That kind of innocence? That’s even hotter.”
You practically combusted. “I—I—shut up!” He raised his hands, laughing. “Alright, alright. I’ll stop. For now.”
Then he winked. “But you should really give your boobs some credit. They’ve got wings of their own.”
You covered your face and screamed into your soul.
Tamaki Amajiki
You and Tamaki were paired up for training—something chill. No combat, just passing gear between each other and checking inventory.
He handed you a box. You reached for it with both arms and— jiggle.
Just a little. But he saw. And you saw that he saw.
And he saw that you saw him seeing.
Then you both FROZE.
“U-Um…” you squeaked. Tamaki’s whole face turned pomegranate red. He stared at the wall like it personally offended him. “I—I didn’t— I-I wasn’t—”
“I-it was gravity,” you mumbled, staring at your shoes. “That’s just—how it works…” “I swear I wasn’t trying to look!” he blurted, eyes wide and panicking. “I was just handing the box—! I—I didn’t mean to—I respect you!! A LOT!!”
You waved your hands, frantically. “No no no! It’s okay! I wasn’t mad! I-I just wasn’t expecting the, um—bounce factor!”
He choked on air. You covered your face. He covered his face.
Now you were just standing there like two overheated lobsters, fidgeting, hands flailing.
Then quietly, from behind his hands, Tamaki mumbled:
“…They’re… really cute, though.” You malfunctioned. “W-WHAT?!” “I SAID NOTHING!!” he yelped, teleporting behind a stack of boxes like a coward.
You shouted back, still blushing, “Y-YOU CAN’T JUST SAY THAT AND RUN!!”
“MAYBE I CAN!!” You peeked over the boxes. He was crouched down, hiding his face in his scarf.
You held up the box again. “Do you… still want to finish training?” “…Only if you promise not to bounce anymore…” he whispered.
“I CAN’T PROMISE THAT, TAMAKI, IT’S PHYSICS!!!”
Aizawa Shouta (Eraserhead)
You were doing warm-up stretches before training, bent slightly forward, reaching for your toes. Nothing crazy… until you stood up too quickly.
One step back. One bounce.
Aizawa blinked. Paused. Deadpan locked in.
“…That happen often?” he asked flatly.
You turned to him, confused. “Huh?” He gestured lazily toward your chest with his capture weapon, like it was a passing weather report. “That little earthquake.”
You stared, face heating. “Wh—! I—I didn’t mean to—!” He shrugged. “Didn’t say it was a problem.” “YOU NOTICED?!” “I’m not blind.” You covered your face with both hands. “Oh my god.”
He sighed, sipping coffee. “Relax. You’re not the first person with bounce physics in my class.”
You peeked through your fingers. “Are you—are you judging me?” He looked you dead in the eye. “I’m judging gravity. It betrayed us both.”
You blinked. He sipped. You blinked harder.
“…Did you just make a joke?” He looked away. “Don’t get used to it.”
You were about to respond, but then he muttered under his breath as he walked away:
“…Still a better distraction than Mineta’s face.”
HELLO MY LOVES, POSTED THIS W MY PHONE SO IDK IF IT LOOKS OFF OR WEIRD SO ERM..uh…once i get my laptop back I’ll be editing this and pasting it on my masterlist but as of now idk how to..so..YES
