âĽyou & bakugo wonât say youâre dating, but there will be signs
BAKUSQUAD CASE FILES â CASE STUDY #1.
observed by â mina ashido
ây/n says she and bakugo arenât dating. but i swear i caught them playing footsies during study hall.â
âĄ
mina assumes itâs a trick of the light.
seroâs stalking hot moms on facebook. denki & kiri are trying to start a fire with a comically large magnifying glass. & when mina sees bakugo tickle your ankle with the toe of his sock, minaâs quick to assume the sightâs caused by the refractive index of light through the magnifying glass or whatever mumbo-jumbo they learned during last tuesdayâs physics class.
but it happens again.
and this time you giggle.
and so mina has no choice but to accept magnifying glasses cannot bend sound.
mina puts on seroâs eyeglasses. theyâre purely decorative, but she feels more intuitive regardless. she buries her nose between CGPâs A-Level biology guide & pretends she isnât observing the way your eyes glint anytime you manage to nick katsuki in the shins.
bakugoâs face is stone still.
to the untrained eye, heâs simply solving calculus questions a mile a minute. but then he grunts.
mina doesnât miss the way he grins when he nabs you in the thigh.
BAKUSQUAD CASE FILES â CASE STUDY #2.
observed by â sero hanta
âbakugo swears y/n isnât anyone special to him. so why the hell does he have her contact saved as âmine?â
âĄ
the first time sero hanta ever decides to show up early, heâs stuck waiting at a theatre with an angry bakugo at his side.
not to say the fiery blond isnât usually angry. but this time said anger comes with heat: heâs grinding straw between his molars so hard plastic cracks between his teeth. his feet tap like itâll make time go by sooner. it doesnât.
âiâm gonna kill that damn shitty hair.â
âweâre the ones whoâre thirty minutes early.â
âshut the fuck up.â
dumb dog sero hanta does as heâs told. katsuki stews a little longer, neck rash red, phone clicking locked & unlocked till he decides heâs had enoughâor till the anger reaches his bladder. ââm going to the bathroom, watch my shit.â
katsuki doesnât bother waiting for a reply. his hands shove in his pockets as he makes his way to the bathroom, phone tucked firm between seroâs palms. sero hanta knows better than to hold it with anything less than an iron grip. but then it buzzesâ& almost cartoonishly, the phone hops & skips before settling between his fingers
sero sees the notification before he can pretend otherwise.
mineđŤ: mina and i are otw
mineđŤ : hope weâll make it. this girl can NOT drive.
sero muffles a snort. the text holds truth, mina cannot, in fact drive. he recalls the time she picked him up to go to the beach andâwait.
is that text from y/n?
heâs quick to take a picture, send it to the âinBESTigators đľď¸đâ GC. before he can even close his phone & resume playing saint, kiriâs response comes in.
ripped riot đĽ: could be a typo
ripped riot đĽ: like âmineâ could be short for miner
pikachu âĄď¸[replying to ripped riot đĽ] : are we deadass
seroâs about to type a response of his own before the familiar heavy steps of steve maddens sag at his ears. katsukiâs back, jaw tight & angrier than ever.
further investigation will have to wait.
BAKUSQUAD CASE FILES â CASE STUDY #3.
observed by â denki kaminari
âwhen the fuck did bakugo get funny?â
âĄ
autumn break means thanksgiving shopping & black friday sales that make twelve dollar products drop to eleven ninety-nine. denkiâs shopping for snacks, kiri needs energy drinks & youâre here for produce. katsuki is here because you all need his membership to get into costco.
something isnât right.
& denkiâs not talking about how the price of cheetos have somehow gone up. heâs talking about the fact that katsuki stands firm behind you, hands in pockets as you show him fruit. thatâs fineâbakugoâs always been able to tell which apples are good & which arenât.
but no apple evaluation requires katsuki to lean in that close.
and denkiâs pretty sure thereâs nothing funny about granny smiths either.
so why the fuck are you giggling ?
kaminariâs eyes flit to katsukiâs. if he was any other classmate, heâd say katsuki was bored. lips tight, eyes neutral, jaw slack. but denkiâs no other classmate. he recognizes that twitch in his brow. the bob in his jugular.
katsuki is pleased. at least, denki thinksâno, swears he is. but just to be safe, he chooses to call in an actual katsuki expert. kirishimaâs fatass is trying yet another free sample. for the sake of peace, denki chooses not to comment & instead goes straight to business.
âyo, kiriâiâm not seeing stuff, right? is bakugo not smirking and making y/n laugh??â
kirishima, in true fatass fashion, responds with a mouth filled with mini tacos. âI downât see âtâ
âbro. chew.â
âI donât see it,â kiri gulps. âdonât you think we should respect their privacy?â
âweâre at a costco??â
but kaminari drops it. if the katsuki expert himself says thereâs nothing, thereâs obviously nothing.
right ?
BAKUSQUAD CASE FILES â CASE STUDY #4.
observed by â literally everyone
âkatsuki and y/n are definitely dating. oh, and kiriâs getting kicked from the group chat.â
âĄ
mina ashido is not playing around.
the rest of the gang isnât either. kaminariâs flipping through a scrapbook titled âPHOTOGRAPHICAL EVIDENCE.â seroâs screenshotting group chat messages that sound too fond to not be affectionate. kirishimaâs got his laptop open, looking over âevidence spreadsheetsâ he swears arenât empty.
but they are. and mina, rivaled only by sherlock himself, notices.
âkirishima, cell B-4. whatâs written in there ?â
âIâuh, cell? what do youââ
âahaââ mina shuts her book. sheâs towering over eijiro now, hands on her hips & glare so sharp it melts kiri likeâwell, acid.
âyouâre not really doing anything.â
sero lifts a brow. kaminari gives the stink-eye.
âmatter of factâŚâ mina continues, âyou havenât done anything. compiling evidence. listening in on on their convos. you havenât done anything weâve asked you to.â
âyeah,â sero quips. his phoneâs in his lap now. âmatter of fact, you always had some excuse about why you couldnât.â
âmatter of fact,â denki joins, âyouâre always trying to deny evidence. talking about us âbeing delusionalâ.â
oh, kirishimaâs in trouble now. blood in his jugular. tar in his throat. âIââ
mina canât make up what happens next.
The door opens. Itâs katsukiânot surprisingâtheyâre literally all seated in a circle on the mat in his dorm. plans to hang out & just chill todayâthe usual. kiri is bakugoâs roommate. getting in isnât a fuss.
but youâre right beside bakugo.
and your fingerâs in his belt loop.
mina blinks. you havenât noticed them yet. you look all calm and pretty, lashes low, eyes glued to your phone screen. your fingerâs looped around the belt-hole like youâve done it a thousand times before, andâ
is that katsukiâs hoodie?
âwhat the fuck are you losers doing here?â
kiriâs already scrambling to defend the situationâsomething about she & the others showing up an hour early, he didnât know, donât blast us allâbut minaâs not listening. sheâs wondering if the refractive index of light is so strong it somehow made it look like katsuki gave your hand a light squeeze before tapping your hand off his jeans.
youâre still quiet behind him. hair all cute, jam-pink cheeks, fawn freckled & doe-eyed. kiri and katsuki are going back and forth. seroâs joined in. kaminariâs farted because he thinks no one will notice.
ây/n, is that bakugoâs hoodie?â
you can hear a pin drop. and another fart from kaminari.
âno, itâsââ
âitâs mine.â katsuki steps forward, hands in pockets & posture lazy like he didnât say something scandalous. âgot a problem, pinkie pie?â
âi could never.â
katsuki hums. he tugs you gently by the palm, door clicking shut behind him with the kick of his shin. he trudges toward the group, right hand in his pocket, left in yoursâand he murmurs a quiet sit in your ear before doing a once-over.
âwhatâs all this?â
âevidence.â
âhomework.â
ânot evidence.â
tongue click. âevidence of ?â
âthe refractive index of light.â
âyou and y/n dating.â
ânot you and y/n dating.â
âuh-huh,â katsuki picks up a photograph. he recognizes the scene: youâre tucked in his side, showing him something on your phone while he leans too close to be considered casual. youâre giggling here. cute.
he pockets it. âyou guys are a bunch of fuckinâ idiots. and youââ he turns to kirishima,
âno, no bro listen,â kirishimaâs palm rests on his neck, an apologetic glance in your direction before he answers, âI did try to get them to leave you guys alone. they wouldnât listen!â
âaha! so you were a traitor!â
bakugo glares. mina shrinks.
a muffled giggle pierces the silence. then a snort. & now youâre full on laughingâ
âoh my god,â you sniffle, âyou guys know we were literally gonna tell you, right?â
âtell us when?â sero speaks up, long moved away from kaminari. âit seems kiri here already knew about it.â
bakugo grunts. âwhy do you idiots think youâre here?â
oh.
bakugo takes a seat beside you. seroâs avoiding eye contact. kaminariâs avoiding the cheetos. mina bites her lip. youâre leaning over katsukiâs thigh now, photo evidence flip-book in your hands. youâre pointing out familiar photos while laughing & shaking your head, and bakugoâs looking back with a gaze so soft that mina doesnât know how she didnât see it sooner.
âi think we owe you two an apology.â
katsukiâs got his fingers twisting your knuckle. âyâthink?â
sero, mina, and denki all look towards each other.
âweâre sorry.â
âfor what?â
âfor stalking you guys.â
âand not trusting that youâd tell us.â
âand being idiots.â
katsuki hums, satisfied. but heâs not done yet. he leans back on his palms before gently poking your hip. âshould we forgive âem?â
âmaybe. if they can send some of these photos.â
bakugo nods, turns to mina. âyou heard the missus.â
âgirl, take the whole book. likeâseriously. omg.â
you hug it towards your chest, and mina can tell bakugoâs fighting a smile.
âright. and since you guys know now, you can all leave.â
the three protest. kiri interrupts. âi think itâs for the best. itâs been a long day.â
âthat includes you, shitty hair.â
âhuhâwhat?! this is my room too!â
âdonât care,â katsuki tugs you up with him, grip gentle, palm flat against your back as he steers you towards his bed.
âand didnât ask,â he glances over his shoulder, âall of you, out.â
signs, end.
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âšâË. VALENTINEâS DAY 2025 â aphrodisiacs are both a curse and a blessing. / midoriya izuku, bakugo katsuki, todoroki shoto, kirishima eijirou, kaminari denki, & takami keigo.
⥠getting hit by a villainâs quirk right before valentineâs day was not something youâd planned to do. somehow, the effects of the quirk end up being an early gift and also a curse.
fat tears race down izukuâs face, his hands grasping weakly at the sheets with each dizzying bounce of your ass onto his thighs. an hour has passed, spent in different positions around the house with less than five minute breaks in betweenâbut no matter how many times you cum, the glowy pink ring around your irises doesnât go away.
âtoo much, âs too much,â he slurs, words running into each other and becoming jumbled nonsense. âbaby, i canât, not anymoreâshit! âm empty now, and it h-hurts so bad.â
âhurts?â you parrot disbelievingly, too deep under the spell to feel the burn in your thighs. ââzuku, know what hurts?â
âno, i know,â he sobs, balls squeezing painfully as the familiar pressure returns to his cock. itâs familiar, but itâs not the same; thereâs no cum involved, heâs been drained too dry to give you anything. âl-last time, please. i need a minute to, ngh, relax.â
it hurts. izukuâs cock is practically purple with overstimulation, but heâs too entranced to pull you off himself. when youâd arrived home, tugging at his belt and babbling about what had happened, izuku took a moment to consider if he had any notes on something like this.
villains with these types of quirks have always been rare, and itâs just his luck that one popped up before valentineâs day.
the couch groans from the combination of movement and weight on it, yawning with wear. izuku has never underestimated your strength or sex drive, but this . . youâre bouncy, and heâs wondering if the villainâs quirk enhanced your stamina too.
in a startling display of affection, you grab at his jaw and kiss away his tears, cooing sweet, sensual nothings into his ear. your voice is smooth when you tell him how good heâs doing, how sexy he looks when heâs whining so sweetly. just when heâs thinking it canât get any better, you hit him where heâs weakest with a sultry murmur of want you to put a baby in me, izuku.
flustered, he canât help but let out a squeal when you nip at his neck, kissing over previous bites and smatterings of freckles.
âdo what you want with me,â he surrenders, verdant green eyes meeting your own. âhah, if thatâs what you want, jusâ use me. fuck me, baby.â
BAKUGO KATSUKI.
⥠you have the misfortune of tracking a villain with japanâs number one hero, the all too explosive dynamight. everything completely unravels during the confrontation, when katsukiâs rushing forward to deliver the final blow. the dastardly villain releases a thick, noxious smoke that fills the air with a sickening sweetness â despite all the coughing and hacking, he manages to subdue the villain until the police arrive, but you never make it back to the agency to regroup.
ridiculous, is all you can think as youâre being folded in half in the back of a company car thatâs sneakily wedged in an alleyway. katsukiâs not-so-gentle teeth nip at the tender skin of your thighs, and he doesnât think twice about the marks that are sure to show up by tomorrow.
âd-deeper, katsuki,â you writhe against the seats, too handsy for his liking. âplease, itâs not deep enoââ
âshut it,â he grunts, scowling down at you. his usual expression doesnât quite have the same effect it usually does, since itâs been mellowed out by the villainâs aphrodisiac like quirk. âdonât you dare tell me how to fuck, got it?â
a bratty huff escapes you, and you make a show of rolling your eyes at him, seemingly unimpressed. âi wouldnât have to if youâd just do it right. oh, but who am i to judge the number one?â
a vein bulges from his forehead as he listens, crimson eyes seething silently while you continue to lay it on thick. âi guess dynamight can fuck however he wants, even if itâs subparââ
in an instant, katsukiâs hand is on your throat and applying just enough pressure to force out a gasp from you. that teasing and talking back workedânow heâs really about to come undone, show you just how strong the number one pro can really be.
âcanât take that back now, can you? if you think you can insult me and order me around, oh,â katsuki grinds his teeth, pressing your knees into your chest without taking a moment to appreciate the pretty moan that leaves you. âfuck, youâve got another thing coming. shut your mouth.â
âmake me.â
he canât seem to recall a time where heâs ever been this turned onâthat aphrodisiac quirkâs got nothing on the way you talk to him, challenge him in a way that nobody has before.
katsuki draws his hips back, slow and deliberate in each movement. you were right, he wasnât giving you his all; but now, he will, and he wonât stop until you eat your words. deeper? harder? faster? if thatâs what youâre asking for, heâll give it to you.
you watch breathlessly, mesmerized by the frustrated scrunch of his face, all because he canât stop replaying your words in his head. a harsh slap to your clit snaps you out of your daze the moment it lands, stinging terribly.
âletâs work up to that, alright? youâre going toââ
âwhat if i donât, katsuki?â you tip your chin up at him, looking down your nose at him. âthen what?â
another slap, this time with a little more strength behind it. he disregards everything you just said, getting ready to give you an explosive orgasm youâll have to work hard for.
âthatâs what. now, letâs try that againâyouâll be good and count each slap, unless you want me to spank this slutty pussy raw,â satisfied by the responding clench of your cunt, he arches a brow and smirks. âyour choice, brat.â
TODOROKI SHOTO.
⥠with a new, unstable virus spreading rapidly through japan, scientists are racing to develop a cure. it seems to act like the standard flu, but it affects quirk users differentlyâshoto ends up with an unusual kind of fever.
âah, âm cumming, sho,â cum squirts from your pussy like a waterfall, and everythingâs so overwhelming that you unintentionally push his cock out. âgood, âs so fucking good.â
sweat coats his face, clinging to the rough scar on shotoâs left side. panting, he sucks in a breath, grasping around for his swollen cock.
âiâm sorry,â his voice cracks once his tip slides through your sticky folds and makes your back jolt off the bed, âitâs justâshit, itâs not enough.â
âa-again? i, hah, donât know if thatâs a goodââ
shoto shakes his head, shivering as a thin layer of frost appears on his right cheek; it sparkles brilliantly before melting into droplets of water that drip from his jaw. âiâm still burning up,â itâs completely out of bounds, but the low rasp of his sickly voice scratches an itch in your brain. âsee, lovey? canât even use my quirk to fix it.â
a sigh escapes you, and you spread your trembly thighs one more time. âi might be too tired to drive you to the hospital after this,â you warn.
âi know, but baby,â gratefully, shoto pushes forward, burying his cock to the hilt inside you. his warm hand settles on your lower belly to add some pressure, gearing you up for another explosive orgasm. âi donât wanna be like this when we go to the hospital.â
he flushes darkly with embarrassment, and the mental image of a tortured shoto rutting into a hospital bed as waves of the feverâs severe effects overwhelm him is enough to make you soften.
once he starts to thrust, developing a rhythm that would put your own fingers to shame, his mouth drops open and heâs babbling incoherently. â . . always so fucking hot around you, baby. i-itâs not my fault youâre soâhaa, shitâso perfect, making me burn up whenever youâre not looking.â
and because being this deep inside you is as close as he can get to heaven, shoto sees no reason to hold back on the honest praise. heâs always been a little shy to express himself during sex, mouth drying up whenever he tries to say something rather dirty, but not now. since his brain is being fried by the heat at the moment, he wonât feel any embarrassment.
âsho, right there,â a breath is punched out of your lungs, and your nails scratch at his shoulders each time his tip kisses your sweet spot. âoh god, âm gonna make a mess again!â
his cock twitches and he moans your name, only egging you on. âcanât wait to taste it, darling.â
you fall off the edge, his words serving as the final push. euphoria curls through you, cresting like a wave until the sensitivity becomes too much, bringing you back to earth. abs clenching, shoto pulls out to cover your stomach in white.
in an instant, shotoâs temperature drops. quietly, he shivers against you, huffing into your neck.
âi want to stay like this before we leave.â
âyouâve got ice forming rapidly on your back, sho.â
âitâll melt if iâm cuddling with you . . could you also rub my back? maybe i just need to sleep it off.â
KIRISHIMA EIJIROU.
⥠eijirou listened to you specifically tell him NOT to eat the wrapped cookies you had in the fridge and when you left, he did exactly that.
âbabe, baby, you feel so good,â cum races down his fingers in creamy rivulets, puddling at the base of his cock. caught up in his fantasy, eijirou flicks his wrist faster, hoping with all his heart to imitate the hot squeeze of your cunt. âs-so pretty when you take me, always so fuckinâ beautiful.â
his voice cracks just as the door opens, and your purse falls to the floor. your boyfriend is spread out on the bed, flushed feverishly and gasping out your name like heâs deliriousâit would be the perfect scene to come home to if you didnât spot two torn cookie wrappers near him.
âeijirou,â you speak his name lowly, catching his eyes and raising a brow. heâs not sure if he should feel awkward or turned on because of your scolding tone, so he just swallows dryly and looks toward you with hooded eyes. âalready forgot the speech i gave you? whyâd you eat the cookies?â
shame creeps up his neck and makes his skin prickle uncomfortably. grasping for a response, eijirou decides to question you right back. âwhyâd you have sex cookies in the fridge?â
âthey were a surprise for valentineâs!â
oh.
now he really feels dumb for spoiling your plans. perhaps if he hadnât been so hungry, so greedy, he wouldnât be embarrassed under your scrutinizing gaze.
but the feeling doesnât last longâyour tough face drops into something more sultry: doe eyes and an upturned quirk of your lips thatâs sure to finish him.
the mattress sinks under your weight, and you scoot beside him with a self satisfied smile. itâs small and quiet, but a voice in the back of his head tells him maybe you wanted this to happen; you certainly donât look too upset about it.
âno way, baby,â a hiss escapes him when you slap his cum-stained hand away from his cock, instead choosing to replace them with your own. âam i dreaming? mrs. red riot, are youââ
his narration throws you off, and you choke just kissing his tip. you know eijirouâs surprised and eternally grateful, but damn. âmr. red riot, youâd be quiet if you wanted me to.â
âsorry,â he says earnestly, tensing up to hide the fact that heâs shaking like a leaf when you finally take him in your mouth. âiâve justââ he inhales sharply as you slowly, torturously take him inch by inch. âiâve been waiting s-so long for you to come home, babe.â
you swallow, throat squeezing tight around his cock, and eijirouâs clean hand flies to the back of your head, hovering precariously. âiâm crazy about you, all day every day, and the cookies made it worse. âm sorry for spoiling the surprise, i didnât mean toâhaa, w-whatâre you doing to me? oh, youâre gonna make meââ
it doesnât take long for obscene slurps and occasional gags to fill the room as you suck eijirouâs cock, spoiling him with each languid bob of your head. itâs too much, and the tension grows thicker in his gut, setting his insides ablaze with anticipation.
heâs hurtling toward his high, jerking his hips up and shamelessly preparing to fill up your throat this quicklyâbut then, you push yourself off of him. a shudder ripples through his body, and he throws you a pained, wide eyed look.
âwhyâd you..? baby?â
you motion for him to lay on his back, and he can see the gears in your head turning behind a wicked smile. âmight as well draw it out, hm?â
âyouâre gonna milk me?â
heâs so cute . .
you want to see him crying.
you hum, âonly until youâre begging for me to stop.â
KAMINARI DENKI, ft. SERO HANTA
⥠an undercover sting at a mysterious village with your work partners doesnât go as smoothly as planned. the village, out in the far country, has been reported as the one place with the highest levels of quirk activity in japan. little did you know about the fact that this place is home to infectious pollen that makes its way into people via the air, or about its temporary effects on people . .
âwhat the fuck,â you moan, vision blurry between their faces and intermittent flashes of light. âthereâs no way itâs from a plant, it canât beââ
hantaâs tongue darts out to lick the salt away from his upper lip, and he points a finger toward a passage in the encyclopedia. âthe symptoms are, ngh, the same.â
one of your hands works denkiâs cock while the other shakily flips through an encyclopedia of germs and the like; hantaâs buried to the hilt inside of you, tan cheeks flushed with exertion.
âcanât you just read after?â denki unhelpfully suggests, blinking back a few tears while sparks of electricity fly off from his blond hair. âletâs just fixâyeah, baby, jusâ like thatâfix the problem now and figure it out later.â
âshut it, denks,â hanta rolls his eyes, rocking his hips into you. despite the fact that the three of you are totally naked and in the middle of some kind of threesome, youâre researching what apparently caused this surge of uncontrollable arousal.
things began not long after you arrived in the village, where everything had looked unsuspecting and normal. surely there was a villain lurking around somewhere . . ? why else would there be so much unusual activity, enough to alert the authorities?
âlook, they f-found something similar in america,â hantaâs voice wavers uncharacteristically, his own high racing through him with such intensity he doubles over.
âforget about the book,â denkiâs begging while pressing dazed kisses to your tits, one hand tossing the book aside and slipping between your trembling thighs. âcâmon, babe. show us what you look like when you cum.â
perhaps this is something to be selfish about â when will an opportunity to fuck your hot coworkers come around again? hantaâs everything youâve been daydreaming about, with a muscular physique sharp enough to have been cut from stone. denkiâs just as attractive, though his features are softer, the result of his constant snacking while on the job or in the agency.
hanta nods in assent, already trailing over the edge. âwant you to gush all over me, baby.â
thrashing under denkiâs fingers, it momentarily occurs to you that maybe theyâre a little too experienced. neither of them were concerned with a threesome when it was suggested, and thereâs no mistakes in their almost synchronized movements.
just watching your eyes flutter and roll back is enough to make denki cum with a moan of your name as his cock sprays white. hantaâs pupils probably dilate a hundred times their size at the erotic sight, and his hips begin to stutter as heat races up his spine.
denki, shaking profusely, musters his voice and maintains his hurried pace. âg-good girl, go on ân let it out.â
since stepping foot into the village and inhaling that damn pollen, the pro heroâs been getting realistic flashes of thoughts heâs kept locked away for some time. you, on your knees, looking up at him like youâre ready to do more than just please. you, with your pretty eyes full of tears as you lose your mind beneath him.
an orgasm stronger than the lustful effects of any aphrodisiac tears through you, and your cunt bears down so hard it forces out hantaâs own high as well. with all his might, he tries to resist the surge of weakness that hits him and failsâhe collapses on top of you, hugging you closely and burying his face in your neck.
loosely, your jaw hangs open and breathy gasps leave your mouth. denkiâs sparking with electricity beside you and simultaneously struggling to get it under control. a single yellow spark flies off his body and mildly electrocutes hanta, snapping him back to reality. he jerks against you, sounding exhausted.
âuh. so, um, whatâre we supposed to report when we get back?â
TAKAMI KEIGO.
⥠bless his heart. for valentineâs, he decides to be a silk heart-shaped box of japanâs most expensive chocolate for you. heâd been so focused on finding your favorite flavors along with new ones that he didnât even realize that heâd purchased sex chocolate.
âit hurts, dovey. itâs s-so painful.â
since sharing the box of chocolates with you, keigoâs been reduced to a pathetic mess who canât seem to stop shaking when you just barely touch him. vermilion feathers puff up and out at his back, his messy wings conveying the way heâs crumbling inside.
youâre just as hot, skin crawling with a lustful itch only keigo can scratch for you. the frenetic beating of his wings whips up cold gusts of wind stronger than any ceiling fan, and not a single goosebump rises on your skin.
âright there, kei,â you moan, tears gathering in your eyes as he continuously hits your sweet spot. âoh my god, donât stop.â
as if heâd ever plan to.
he hiccups, face flushed and hair tousled like heâs just returned from some mission out in the wild. softly, with the barest note of urgency, keigo whines out your name and a request.
âdovey, câmon,â his voice cracks halfway through his sentence, shattered with unmistakable pleasure. âjust tell me what you want, and iâll, ah, iâll fuckinâ give it to you.â
keigoâs entire body thrums with the need, the purpose, to please you, and his own pleasure hinges on you and your praise. sure enough, you cry out to him, words saccharine and addicting.
âmake me cum, kei,â and he doesnât need any further instruction, not when he knows your body this well. smooth fingers slip between your thighs and work your clit, causing your back to arch when he applies just enough pressure to send electricity through your nerves.
youâre wrapping around keigoâs waist, drawing him in and breaking down his self control easily.
âwant me to fill up this pussy, baby? i can do it again and againââ he punctuates his words with harsh thrusts that amplify the clap of skin against skin almost as much as a quirk could, âwhile you take it like you were made to.â
quaking beneath him, you nod frantically, as if those are the words youâve been waiting to hear. while he was so vividly illustrating the scene, his wings unconsciously began to wrap around your bodies, a sign of how much he wants it too.
you gasp, eyes squeezing shut with the last image being keigoâs face, twisted in ecstasy and scrunched with concentration. âgonnaââm gonna cum, kei!â
âwith me, dovey, please,â sweat pours down the sides of his face as the heated bliss tightens in his gut, applying an unbearable pressure to his cock. âlet me feel you cum around me, ughhh.â
sloppily, keigo presses open mouthed kisses to your lips, and a delighted moan escapes him when you kiss back. your lips are soft against his, and your tongue carries the sweet taste of valentineâs chocolates, the expensive ones heâd come home with earlier.
with his orgasm creeping up on him and dulling his surroundings, a brief thought occurs to him about those chocolates. the sales lady had raised a brow when he filled up the customizable box with many pink chocolates that had been sitting in a case separate from the rest.. no, that canât be right. surely this is the common valentineâs day effect on couplesâit canât be from the chocolate, can it?
a/n: panty fucking w seroooooo and make it brothers bsf
you need your own place. youâve been tossing and turning for hours, sero and your brother are playing music too loud and the smell of weed is seeping under your door. you kick your covers off, ready to say something when the music stops and the apartment seems to finally quiet.
you huff and settle into your bed once more, waiting for your eyes to get heavy with sleep. just as you get comfortable your door cracks open. you sit up, finding sero filling out your door way.
âyou know where the bathroom is.â you hiss, throwing a pillow at him.
âyeah.â he steps in and clicks the door shut. âmustâve got lost on the way to the couch.â he stands at the end of your bed. âthose are cute.â he nods with a lazy grin.
âwhat?â your cheeks heat.
âyour panties with the little bunnies.â his eyes flick up to yours. âlemme get a closer look.â he grabs your ankle and yanks you down the bed.
âsero!â you gasp. âheâs in the other room.â eyes going wide.
âthen donât make any noise.â
your legs fall open and his eyes leave your face, sliding down the over sized shirt thatâs now bunched up around your middle and stopping on your cotton panties. he reaches down and thumbs at the cotton, glancing up at you when you make a small sound. you bring your hand up to your mouth as he keeps dragging his thumb up and down.
âthere you go.â he mumbles. âgood girl.â he grins at the shudder goes through your body.
your chest is heaving with each pass of his thumb, hips jerking every time he avoids your aching clit. he watches a wet patch grow in the center, chuckling at you and the desperate cant of your hips. when he finally circles your clit, the sound that comes from you has him locking his eyes with yours.
ââm sorry.â you gasp.
âtry to stay quiet.â he taps your clit and pulls back.
he pushes his sweats down and your eyes go wide as he pulls his cock out, stroking himself a couple times before he smacks the head on your soaked panties. you jerk with the feeling, looking up at him with round eyes as he starts to slide up and down the cotton, nudging your clit perfectly.
âsero.â a small plea.
âshh shh shh.â
one of his hands is on your waist, the other is between the both of you holding his cock in place as he drags his cock up and back down. he groans lowly, your legs wrapping around his waist as he starts to pace up momentum. your panties are embarrassingly slick, the sound making its way to your ears.
âgot my shit soaked and you still got your panties on.â he lets out a breathy chuckle.
you turn your head to the side, covering your eyes with your arm and clamping your teeth into your bottom lip so you can use your other hand to pull up your shirt. he groans when you show him your perked nipples, mouth watering and wanting to scrape his teeth agaisnt them to hear your noises.
âplay with em.â he nods. you peek at him, bringing a shaky hand down to your chest and taking your nipple between your fingers. âgood girl.â
while you play with your nipples, he fucks your panties faster, low grunts spilling from his mouth while small gasps fall from your lips. his cock keeps catching on your covered pussy, pushing in just a fraction before he slides back up to your clit. youâre bucking against him, panties so soaked heâs practically just rubbing himself against your bare folds now from how translucent they are.
âsero!â you whimper.
âshush.â his eyes lock with your glossy ones.
a low grunt rises in his chest when his cock slips under your panties and slides against your honeyed mess. he collapses over you, his hand clapping over your mouth as he starts to hump against faster. your panties are keeping him presses right against you as he slides through your slick. with another pass of his tip on your clit you fall apart, shaking beneath him as you cum, your fingers digging into his back.
he groans, twitching between your legs and with a low groan of your name heâs cumming. youâre both panting, staring at each other as you slowly detangle. he fixed your panties, rubbing over them with his fingers and smearing his cum all over your puffy lips.
âsee you in the morning.â he pats your thigh, adjusting himself in his sweats and walking out.
izuku had always thought heâd settle down with a somewhat composed girl, eyes beady and bright when gathering new information, notes scattered on an already messy desk with coffee stains.
hair talloused and socially clueless, always mumbling nonsense out loud.
so how on earth did he find himself getting asked out by the most sparkliest girl in existence?
it was hot, children swinging their small feet on benches as vanilla and strawberry ice-cream dripped onto the floor, short skirts and sunglasses dotted all over as passer-bys fanned their flushed cheeks.
âyouâre super cute! could I get your number?â you gushed confidently, tapping his pink button nose.
âI- uh-â
izuku midoriya had found himself rendered completely and utterly useless, years of taming his stupidly awkward nature of helpless stutters and red cheeks to a somewhat socially acceptable standard was thrown pathetically out the window.
your eyes were love dazed as you stared at fidgeting boy in-front of you, lashes curled and painted while your lips were glossy against the warm summer sunâ shirt cropped and jeans tight with an abundance of jewellery.
âso?â you quirked a brow, âwhatchaâ say cutie?â
cutie?!
âyeahâ uhm, okay.â he croaked, tugging the collar of his simple tee as be handed you his phone.
you couldnât help but loudly gasp at his large, calloused hands, ridden with rough scars. âwoah! your hands are likeââ
great. she thinks Iâm ugly.
âsuper hot!â
âHOT?!â
if the sweltering heat wasnât going to make izuku midoriya faint,
you sure were.
KATSUKI â BAKUGO
katsuki was loud, tongue brash and vermilion eyes rivalling sharp daggersâ his bluntness painfully cold.
so, of course, heâd be the most suitable candidate and put in a situation where sweet kindess would be required.
âoh- Iâm so sorry!â you squeaked, quickly picking up his array of spicy seasonings and fresh vegetables.
even worse, and much to katsukis dismay, your drink had slipped from your grip and tainted his crisp-white tee.
âfuckââ he grunted, lifting the hem of his shirt and annoyedly shook it, watching the sweet drink drip to the shop floor and stick to his stomach.
âlook where your going dammitâââ he abruptly cut himself off as he looked down at you, making direct eye contact with you.
were you . . . cute?
you were, eyes doe as you peered up at him through your lashes, hand still outstretched over a small bottle of spiceâ your hair littered in pink clips and shoulders blanketed with a soft cardigan.
he clicked his tongue, tick mark visible on his forehead and he grumbled out a small. â..sâwhatever.â ears slightly pink.
âare you sure?.. I feel so bad..â you mumbled, gathering the last of his shopping.
he clenched his jaw at your honeyed voice, scoffing. ânah sâcool..â
you stood up, pulling your bottom lip between your teeth, âI really am sorry.. I wasnât looking where I was going..â
he scrunched his brows ,âyou apologise a-lot yaâknow.â bakugo noted, voice voided of teasingâ just noticing.
âsorryâŚâ you quickly shot a hand to your mouth, looking down and twisting your ankle.
âif itâd help.. you could -uh- give me your number? I could pay for a new shirt if you want⌠or something..?
bakugo gave you a look over, low eyes trailing over your body before a soft smirk graced his lips. âtchâ fine.â
yeah,
bakugo was gonna hold you to that.
SHOTO â TODOROKI
shoto was rational, rational but quite unaware.
he lacked knowledge about phones, trends and social media in generalâ
âjust trust me todoroki!â
âso youâre saying.. if I put my face as my profile picture.. Iâd be famous?â mina giggled at his air quotes, patting his shoulder giddily.
âmhm, mhm! youâre sâhandsome todoroki! a girl clicks on your page and boom!â she drops dead!â
shoto gulped, shutting his phone promptly off and stuffing it in his pockets. âno, sorry mina, I donât want anybody to die..â he murmured.
âmy smile is already a danger, do you remember what mt.lady said? she saidââ
mina sighed, zoning the clueless boys rambling outâ rubbing the crease between her brows. âfor all-mights sake..â
but he made up for it academically, full marks on every paper written out in fresh red ink and a small smiley face.
heâd dealt with mina, sero and even denkiâ
so why were you so hard to understand?
âyeah cusâ Iâm a youngho.â
â. . .â
shoto blinked, âuh- youâre not a.. hoe. just young.â he flushed at the crude word, rubbing his nape uncomfortably.
you pursed your lips, âyâknowâ you began, ignoring his innocent remark, âyou kindaâ have yearner eyes.â
âyearner.. eyes?â
âmhm!â
todoroki coughed, trying to deflect the conversation. âdo you have a favourite hero?â
âuhâ duh? hawks is a total snack! I like- totsâ hastag need that.â
âsnack? as in to eat?â
you giggled, resting a palm against your cheek as you leaned forward. â..your cute.â
todorki felt his blood rush to his face, ears thumping as he toyed with his fingers.
curse denki for setting him up on this date,
and curse his heart for beating so much.
more â sweet â treats
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It's right there, in all its glory, when you reach over to grab the TV remote. The soft skin peeking out from the underside of your shorts. Thighs jiggling with every harsh move of your arm.
It would've been easier if you had just stood up and grabbed it off the coffee table. But no, your knees dig into the edge of the couch, one hand gripping the edge of the table, your upper body craned forward.
The sight of your ass rippling with each movement is hypnotizing. Unconsciously, his tongue slithers against his upper lip. It's unfair how plush it looks, so smooth and pliable.
After huffing and puffing, you finally grab the remote. You wriggle backwards, struggling to push yourself upright again.
His fingers drag against your thigh, denting the plush muscles. For a moment, you think he's going to help you up.
He leans forward, fingers hooking in the crevice of your pelvis.
His tongue is hot against you. Slick as it drags up your hip.
You giggle, writing from the ticklish sensation. "What are you-"
A sharp pinch on your ass. Teeth.
"AH!" You jolt forward, skin pulling with the movement. You look back to see him wide-eyed, mouth full.
He bit you. He actually just bit you.
His breath fans hot and heavy against your shorts, his sensual groan vibrating through you.
For a millisecond â he chomps harder â just a little bit.
It's even better than he imagined, melting into his mouth like cotton candy. Yeah, it was worth it.
"Uhm...ow?!" you exclaim with confusion, waist curving as the pointy sensation stings you. What could've possibly possessed him to do that?
He pauses, eyes wide with sheepish realization.After actually helping you up this time, he kisses the reddened spot, rubbing soothing circles on the deep indents. He wipes away at the drool dripping down the corner of his mouth.
"M'sorry," he whispers between pecks. Truly, hurting you is the last thing he wanted.
"i wanna go home early tonight." â mha boys reaction to you telling them you wanna leave early [tiktok trend]
gn!reader x mha boys (deku, bakugo, todoroki, iida, kirishima, kaminari, sero) â 0.8k words
nanaâs note: that one tiktok trend where people prank their bf saying they donât wanna stay over the night LOL thought about kaminariâs reaction and decided to write everyone elseâs. stupid, humorous, crack fic as the people say
deku: is on his phone and whips his head at you so fast youâd think he got whiplash LMAOO âw-wait, why?â heâs stammering already and frozen in place because poor izuku thinks he did something wrong to make you want to leave. drops his phone and all his attention is on you now and cue that inner monologue of his where heâs RAMBLING. his face gets all pink, eyes bubbling with concern as he tries to figure out whatâs wrong, running through all possible reasons in the next three seconds until he just blurts out: âi can sleep on the couch!â PFFTTT you feel bad and stop the prank earlier than intended. he scratches his neck and laughs awkwardly as how quick he sold himself out HAHAHAA.
bakugo: âthe fuck? why?â â instant hostility (toned down because itâs towards you). this mf was probably doing stretches on his floor because we all know heâs quietly all about that nightly wind-down routine. his brows furrow, lip curled in near disgust (you know that ugly face he makes all the time? yeah, LMAO) at the mere possibility that you donât wanna stay the night. âbecause iâm not feeling it,â you retaliate with a shrug. bakugo watches you for a moment, completely silent as he scrutinizes your words. you almost break under his gaze cause like can he chill for 4 seconds⌠but heâs too smart and can see through your façade. âis this another damn tiktok trend? fuck outta my face with that.â (he spends the rest of the night by your side, doing whatever it is you want in silence)
todoroki: stares at you dumbfounded for a whole three seconds before quietly asking â⌠oh ⌠why?â BUT SHOUTO IS SO SWEET BECAUSE THEN heâs questioning if youâre feeling okay, all gently and calmly. heâs quick to place a palm to your forehead, âare you feeling under the weather? i think fuyumi has some medication. do you want some water, too?â and heâs already half off the bed to fetch you whatever :( AWWW MY ANGEL BOY. you probably vow to never prank this boy in this sense again because heâs just too oblivious for his own good. got a good laugh outta you though because when you tell him itâs a prank heâs just like â.. oh, okay. iâm glad youâre feeling good, though.â with a cute small smile HAAHAH <3
iida: starts thwacking his hand in that chopping motion and heâs all flabbergasted like ???? has no genuine reason as to why you would say that, you seemed to be enjoying yourself the rest of the time. class rep takes off his glasses and cleans them like THAT COULD HELP HIM HEAR YOU BETTER OR COMPREHEND THE SITUATION LMFAOOOOOO. iida would gently hold your shoulders and ask you if everything is okay, like, did he⌠do something wrong? you burst out laughing in his face because heâs so serious and when you tell him itâs all a joke, the manâs glasses fog up in embarrassment. âdo not play these games,â he says as he proceeds to grab a fresh pair of glasses off his wall. OKAY IIDA.
kirishima: you tell him from downstairs, yelling that youâre gonna head out soon. CUE HIS âwhat?! hey, babeâwait!â FROM THE TOP OF THE STEPS AND THE LOUD STOMPS OF HIS BIG ASS COMING DOWN. heâs like basically naked because he was in the process of changing before he heard you announce your leave LMAO. âwhy? whatâs wrong, baby?â heâs so genuinely worried and confused, walking up to you with open arms. âdonât leave,â heâs POUTING. poor boy probably had the whole night planned out (movies, activities, snacks, hellâeven your skincare regime heâll do with you!). he wanted to do EVERYTHING. doesnât find the prank very funny but sighs in relief. âdonât do thatâŚâ sharp-toothed lopsided grin <3
kamanari: iâm already dying at the thought of this man SCRABBLING to you from his bed to his door when you get up and announce youâre leaving. slides to you on his knees and wraps his arms around you. âBABE, WHY?â LMFAOOOO this dramatic mf I CANâT. biggest puppy dog eyes. now see, i think heâd know about this prank but all reason flies out the window when his amazing and hot partner is threatening to leave his house for the night. all he can think about is HE CANâT SPEND MORE TIME WITH YOU? itâs enough to make him beg at the camera that blatantly in his face (he doesnât notice it).
sero: you two are chilling on the couch watching some trash television when you say you wanna go home early. then to your absolute horror, this man goes âokay, see you.â HELLOOOO???? but sero is snickering to himself because this man already knows what your ass is up to. heâs quite the actor because he deadpans at you with a âwhat?â when you stare at him like ???? LMAOOOOOO. but he knows he went too far when he says âi can call you an uber or something.â he doesnât get to blink before his last sight is your body flying at him HAHAAH âiâm sorry! iâm sorry!!â but the two of you laugh so hard together. sigh, i love a man that can play along.
You dodged a blast, pivoted hardâand nearly tripped over your own foot. The jolt from your landing sent a visible jiggle through your chest. Time paused for a second. Your breathing hitched. Bakugo, standing just a few feet away, had clearly noticed.
His eyes widenedâjust for a blink. Then:
âOi.ââ¨You turned. âWhat?ââ¨Bakugo was already glaring, face pink like a whole sunset.â¨âTchâwhat the hell was that?ââ¨âWhat was what?â you teased, innocently wiping sweat from your brow.â¨âYou know what!â he barked, pointing without looking directly at you. âYourâyour shit was bouncing all over the damn place! You tryna get someone killed out here?!â
You grinned. âAw, Bakugo⌠were you watching?ââ¨âI WASNâT WATCHING, DUMBASS!â
He stormed off, swearing under his breath and absolutely not making eye contact for the rest of training.
(âŚbut you did catch him peeking again later.)
Todoroki Shoto
You were running drills outside, sun high and blazing. Youâd just landed from a jump, laughing with momentumââ¨âand that laugh shook everything.
Including, very noticeably, your chest.
Todoroki caught it mid-turn. He stopped moving. Just stood there, blinking slowly like his internal software needed a reboot.
ââŚDid⌠that happen because of the jump?ââ¨You tilted your head. âWhat?ââ¨He pointed subtly. Too subtly.â¨âYour, umâŚâ He looked up at the sky, anywhere but your torso. âThey⌠moved.ââ¨You snorted. âYou mean my boobs bounced?ââ¨His ears turned pink immediately.â¨âI didnât want to say it like that,â he muttered.
You could see his eyes flick toward your chest, then dart away like it physically pained him.â¨He cleared his throat. âIs that normal?ââ¨âYeah, itâs gravity. You ever heard of it?ââ¨ââŚI have. I just didnât know it applied that much to, um⌠you.â
You bit your lip to keep from laughing. âShoto, are you okay?ââ¨He nodded. Then paused.â¨âI will be. I just need⌠a minute. Maybe several.â
He wandered away like he needed to meditate under a waterfall.
Midoriya Izuku (Deku)
You were jogging beside him during a warm-up. Light banter, casual conversationâuntil you tripped on uneven pavement.â¨He caught your arm, steadying you just as you stumbled into him. Your chest bounced against your momentum, and bamâthe jiggle happened. Right in his peripheral.
And oh no. He saw everything.
He froze like someone pressed pause.â¨You looked up at him. âThanks for catching me!ââ¨He didnât respond. His face was glowing redâeyelids twitching like he was fighting for control of his brain.
âUhâuhhhân-no problem!ââ¨You raised an eyebrow. âMidoriya?ââ¨He straightened like he was at a military inspection.â¨âY-Yep! Yes! Totally fine, absolutely okay!â he blurted, eyes pointed directly at the horizon. âDidnât see anything!! I meanâI wasnât looking! I meanâIâm respectful!â
You smirked, leaning just a bit closer. âYou sure? Looked like you almost went full-on analysis mode back there.ââ¨His knees almost buckled.â¨âN-No! I would neverâwell, I have studied human anatomy forâN-NOT LIKE THAT! I mean in a purely combatâI meanâ"
You giggled. âRelax, Izuku. Iâm not mad.ââ¨He gulped. âY-youâre not?ââ¨âNope,â you said, nudging his arm with a flirty smile. âIf you wanted to look⌠you couldâve just asked.â
He combusted. Like, physically short-circuited and squeaked.
âWhaâIâHUH?!â
You walked ahead, hips swaying, calling over your shoulder:â¨âCâmon, Hero. Better keep up.â
He followed you in a daze, whispering, âI think Iâm in loveâŚâ
Kirishima Eijiro
You were in the gym, goofing off while waiting your turn on the bench press. Kirishima was spotting Denki, watching you from the corner of his eye as you tried to mimic a funny dance move someone had shown you earlier.
One hop, two hopsâthen that one bounce that sent your chest jiggling.
Denki dropped the bar on his chest.
âBROâHELPâââ¨âOh SHâSORRY!â Kirishima scrambled to help, yanking the bar off Denki and practically throwing it back onto the rack. âYou okay, man?â
Denki wheezed, âWhyâd you space out like that? You were looking atââ
Kirishima slapped a hand over Denkiâs mouth. âN-NOTHING! I saw NOTHING!â
You walked over with a grin. âYou alright, Red Riot?ââ¨He turned to you. Then turned bright redâmatching his hair.
âY-Yeah! Yep! Totally fine! Just, uh⌠focused on⌠the structural integrity of your bounceâNO WAITâI MEANâform! FORM! Training form!!ââ¨You laughed. âKiri, did my boobs break your brain?ââ¨He slapped both hands over his face. âNO! I meanâmaybe?!â
You leaned in close, teasing, âYou liked it, didnât you?ââ¨He peeked at you between his fingers and mumbled, âI mean⌠they are super manly... I mean!! YOUâRE manly! Not thatâuhânot that I was staring! I justâ"â¨You tilted your head, smirking.â¨âCute,â you whispered, walking off.
He stood frozen, muttering, âIâm gonna die. Iâm dying. This is how I dieâŚâ
Denki Kaminari
It was something stupidâof course it was.
You were laughing way too hard at something Sero said, doubled over and clutching your stomach. When you came back up, you did a little skip backward to avoid a tossed water bottleââ¨âand the hop sent your chest bouncing, jiggling just right.
Denki bluescreened.
His jaw dropped.â¨His brain sparked.â¨And then⌠his nose started bleeding.
âOHMYGOD,â he squeaked, slapping both hands over his face. âIâM FINE. IâM GOOD. I SAW NOTHING.ââ¨Sero: âBro, you definitely saw something.ââ¨Denki: âSHUT UP, SERO. IâM INNOCENT.ââ¨You raised an eyebrow, arms crossed under your chestâjust enough to push âem up a bit.
âYou okay there, Pikachu?â you asked, knowingly.â¨He squealed. Like, actually squealed.â¨âDONâT DO THAT WITH YOUR ARMS!!ââ¨You leaned in. âDo what, exactly?ââ¨He sparked so hard his hair stood up like a static-charged balloon.
âDO NOT WEAPONIZE THE JIGGLE,â he gasped, clutching his heart. âI WILL DIE. I AM A BOY. A FRAGILE, HORNY BOY.â
You patted his shoulder sweetly. âNoted.ââ¨He passed out.â¨Literally. Just tipped back and collapsed in a pile of embarrassment.
Sero Hanta
You and Sero were helping tape off a training courseâhis specialty. He was walking backward, spooling tape as you jogged to keep up beside him.
You hit a little uneven patch of ground, stumbled slightlyâand your chest did that thing.
That perfect bounce.
Sero flinched mid-step. The tape snapped back into his face.
âOWâDAMN ITâââ¨You gasped. âAre you okay?!ââ¨He pulled tape off his cheek, blinking at you like he just saw God.
âY-Yeah⌠Iâm⌠fineâŚâ he mumbled, looking anywhere but your torso.â¨You tilted your head. âThat didnât look like a tape malfunction. Looked more likeâââ¨âI WASNâT LOOKING,â he interrupted way too fast.â¨You smirked. âDidnât say you were.ââ¨He squinted at you. âYou knew what you were doing.ââ¨âOh? And what exactly did I do, Sero?â
His mouth opened. Closed. His brain rebooted.
ââŚGravity is a menace.â
You leaned in close, just enough to make him gulp. âYou want me to jog again?â
He stumbled backward into the course pole.â¨ââŚMaâam. I am just a humble tape dispenser. Please.â
You walked away, laughing. He stood there gripping his roll of tape like a lifeline, whispering:
âDonât fall in love⌠donât fall in love⌠you already fell in love, idiotâŚâ
Shinso Hitoshi
You were both sitting on the floor during patrol prep, stretching out before your shift. Shinso was leaning back on his hands, watching the clouds above you two with that usual sleepy expression.
You reached up in a yawn, arms overhead, chest liftedââ¨âand when you dropped your arms back down with a bounce, your chest followed.
He blinked.
Paused.
You didnât miss the way his head turned ever so slightly.
ââŚYou good?â you asked, teasing.â¨He didnât look at you. âIâm fine.ââ¨âYou sure?ââ¨âCompletely.ââ¨ââŚYou totally looked.â
He finally glanced at you. Calm. Dangerous. Lips curled just slightly.â¨âIâm not blind,â he said.â¨You grinned. âSo you admit it?ââ¨âI admit that physics is real, and Iâm cursed with 20/20 vision.â
You leaned in, whispering, âYou like what you saw?ââ¨He stared at you. Then smirked.â¨ââŚYou planning to weaponize that on patrol?ââ¨âMaybe.â
Shinso tilted his head, voice low and teasing now.â¨âThen I might have to file a complaint. Or maybe a request. For a repeat performance.â
You stared, stunned.â¨He stood up casually, yawning. âCâmon, kitten. Patrolâs waiting.â
You sat there blinking, heart racing, jaw dropped.
ââŚHE FLIRTED BACK?!!?â
Neito Monoma
You were walking through the hallway, bouncing slightly with each step because your shoes had just a bit too much spring. You didnât notice it at first, but Monoma definitely did.
He was next to you, mid-rant about Class 1-A as usual, when your chest did one innocent, completely accidental jiggle.
You stopped. âUh⌠Monoma?ââ¨He whipped around and stood directly in front of you, arms out like a human privacy screen.
âDO NOT MOVE.ââ¨âWhat?ââ¨âTHOSEââ he hissed, pointing at your chest like it offended him. âTHEY. JIGGLED.ââ¨âYeah?â you said, confused. âSo what?ââ¨âSo what?!â he snapped, turning red. âTHEYâPEOPLEâEYES! This school is full of perverts!â
You started laughing, but he was dead serious. He pulled his jacket off and draped it around your chest like a cape.
âThere. No oneâs looking but me.ââ¨You blinked. âBut you?ââ¨His hands flew up to cup them through the jacket like he was guarding the Crown Jewels.â¨âIâm your protector, your knight, your exclusive licensed boob inspectorâââ¨âNEITO!ââ¨âFOR SCIENCE!!!â
You shoved him back, blushing and laughing.â¨He stood firm. âIâll STAND HERE ALL DAY. NO ONE. LOOKS. AT MY QUEENâS. JIGGLE.â
ââŚDid you just call me your queen?ââ¨He pointed dramatically to the sky. âYou were born to ruleâand bounceâwith pride!!â
Hawks (Keigo Takami)
It was hot. You were in a tank top. And Hawks was absolutely not helping.
You were reaching up to grab something off a shelf, arms stretchedâand gravity did what gravity does best.â¨Your chest jiggled, just enough for someone with hawk vision to catch it.
You turned around, item in hand.
Hawks was leaning against the doorframe.
Smirking.
Eyes locked directly on you.
âDamn,â he whistled low. âDidnât know I needed tickets to that bounce show.â
Your eyes widened.
âW-WHAT?!ââ¨He grinned wider, wings flexing just a bit. âFront row seats too. Lucky me.â
You slapped your hands over your chest. âH-Hawks!ââ¨He walked in casually, tilting his head. âAw, donât get shy now, baby bird. You killed me with that move.ââ¨âIt wasnât a move!ââ¨âFelt like one.â He leaned in. âBut hey, if it wasnât intentional⌠that just makes you naturally lethal.â
You squeaked. âI-Iâm sorry! I didnât mean toâlikeâbounce?? I-I donât even get why people like thatâ!â
He blinked, then chuckled softly.â¨âOh, sweetheart,â he purred, brushing a loose feather off your shoulder. âThat kind of innocence? Thatâs even hotter.â
You practically combusted.â¨âIâIâshut up!ââ¨He raised his hands, laughing. âAlright, alright. Iâll stop. For now.â
Then he winked. âBut you should really give your boobs some credit. Theyâve got wings of their own.â
You covered your face and screamed into your soul.
Tamaki Amajiki
You and Tamaki were paired up for trainingâsomething chill. No combat, just passing gear between each other and checking inventory.
He handed you a box. You reached for it with both arms andââ¨jiggle.
Just a little. But he saw.â¨And you saw that he saw.
And he saw that you saw him seeing.
Then you both FROZE.
âU-UmâŚâ you squeaked.â¨Tamakiâs whole face turned pomegranate red. He stared at the wall like it personally offended him. âIâI didnâtâ I-I wasnâtââ
âI-it was gravity,â you mumbled, staring at your shoes. âThatâs justâhow it worksâŚââ¨âI swear I wasnât trying to look!â he blurted, eyes wide and panicking. âI was just handing the boxâ! IâI didnât mean toâI respect you!! A LOT!!â
You waved your hands, frantically. âNo no no! Itâs okay! I wasnât mad! I-I just wasnât expecting the, umâbounce factor!â
He choked on air.â¨You covered your face.â¨He covered his face.
Now you were just standing there like two overheated lobsters, fidgeting, hands flailing.
Then quietly, from behind his hands, Tamaki mumbled:
ââŚTheyâre⌠really cute, though.ââ¨You malfunctioned. âW-WHAT?!ââ¨âI SAID NOTHING!!â he yelped, teleporting behind a stack of boxes like a coward.
You shouted back, still blushing, âY-YOU CANâT JUST SAY THAT AND RUN!!â
âMAYBE I CAN!!ââ¨You peeked over the boxes. He was crouched down, hiding his face in his scarf.
You held up the box again. âDo you⌠still want to finish training?ââ¨ââŚOnly if you promise not to bounce anymoreâŚâ he whispered.
You were doing warm-up stretches before training, bent slightly forward, reaching for your toes. Nothing crazy⌠until you stood up too quickly.
One step back.â¨One bounce.
Aizawa blinked.â¨Paused.â¨Deadpan locked in.
ââŚThat happen often?â he asked flatly.
You turned to him, confused. âHuh?ââ¨He gestured lazily toward your chest with his capture weapon, like it was a passing weather report.â¨âThat little earthquake.â
You stared, face heating. âWhâ! IâI didnât mean toâ!ââ¨He shrugged. âDidnât say it was a problem.ââ¨âYOU NOTICED?!ââ¨âIâm not blind.ââ¨You covered your face with both hands. âOh my god.â
He sighed, sipping coffee. âRelax. Youâre not the first person with bounce physics in my class.â
You peeked through your fingers. âAre youâare you judging me?ââ¨He looked you dead in the eye. âIâm judging gravity. It betrayed us both.â
You blinked.â¨He sipped.â¨You blinked harder.
ââŚDid you just make a joke?ââ¨He looked away. âDonât get used to it.â
You were about to respond, but then he muttered under his breath as he walked away:
ââŚStill a better distraction than Minetaâs face.â
HELLO MY LOVES, POSTED THIS W MY PHONE SO IDK IF IT LOOKS OFF OR WEIRD SO ERM..uhâŚonce i get my laptop back Iâll be editing this and pasting it on my masterlist but as of now idk how to..so..YES