Pepper Fish

@tvguts

Today my Advanced Clinical Pathology professor trailed off in the middle of class and said, “If I seem distracted, it’s because last night I was talking with a friend and she asked ‘Who’s that chick in Titanic?’ but all I heard was ‘Chicken Titanic,’ and ever since then I’ve been thinking about a chicken on the bow of the Titanic like Kate Winslet, wings held high. It’s all I can think about.”

so rare and beautiful when the art is exactly the image u saw in your mind

No, I am not 'hoarding craft supplies.' I am sourcing materials for a very big project that will be revealed to me at a later date- perhaps in a dream.

huge fan of ship dynamics where person a does not know how desired they are and person b is about to pop a blood vessel about it

funniest thing about dnd is that I made my character a failson specifically to make a rich guy suffer, but I keep rolling really high on important things, so everything has been working out for him really well, and his belief that rich people should never face any consequences just keeps getting reinforced again and again

next session is in 15 minutes. wish me luck on my mission to make my horrible fictional son face any sort of consequences to his actions 🫡

had to roll 3 times for deception at different points and got a 20, 17, and 19. Not counting the +5 modifier. This man is destined to never suffer. Made this guy thinking I would have a humbling character arc when faced with the real world and instead it's just him going "Wow! I really am better and more special than everyone else!"

Your guy should run for President of the kingdom

no character concept survives contact with the dice