Dorm Rules Part One Billion ( pt5 )
Oh lord above- when will it end? Why do y’all like these so much still
122. Bakugo is no longer allowed to play minecraft on the communal Playstation. We really can’t afford to buy a new tv every time a creeper destroys his house.
123. Whoever keeps taking all the white filling out of the oreos and then putting the cookie part back into the package, please stop it.
124. Midoriya is no longer allowed to play the “I have an absent father” card as an excuse not to do the dishes.
125. The school uniform does not include crocs, Kirishima.
126. Claiming that homework is “a homophobic hate crime” is not a valid excuse not to do your homework, Jirou.
127. Please stop changing the Netflix password. It is to be kept as the same thing so everyone can use it. If Todoroki cant watch Fullmetal Alchemist soon he might freeze over the entire building.
128. If you’re going to play with Legos, Denki, put them away when you’re done so we aren’t submitted to horrible pain of inevitably stepping on them.
129. You’re no longer allowed to use “vibe check” as an explanation to why you’re late for class.
130. No one is allowed to make “Joe Mama” jokes at Midoriya’s expense anymore or he will start crying.
131. Please stop printing out and taping pictures of Danny Devito above the urinals.
132. Denki is no longer allowed to have caffeine on campus.
133. Literally do not trust any item of any sort that Sero gives to you. At this point, we can’t begin to understand his abilities.
134. Screaming “whats up gamers!” and flinging open the door every time you enter english class is not a proper and mature greeting, Kirishima. Especially since Present Mic has started to join in. Please don’t encourage him.
135. Midoriya has asked that people stop texting him unsolicited pictures of broccoli with the words, “halloween costume” accompanying them.
136. Partner Yoga is a perfectly respectable way to warm up every morning, but Denki and Sero- you’re no longer allowed to do it in the dorms. None of us like waking up to, “SHIFT! SHIFT! YOU’RE NOT DOING IT RIGHT!”
137. Please stop renaming the Class 1-A Dorm’s wifi to “Sexy Ravioli”
138. Momo has asked that “whoever” keeps stealing her gucci slides- please stop. ( Mina, she knows it’s you ).
139. Whoever it is that has “Girl On Fire” as their alarm every morning, please change it. We’ve had multiple complaints about it and the song came out in 2012 it’s time to move on.
Personal Submission Section: please note that Tenya Iida has no jurisdiction over what is submitted here, and therefor takes no blame as to what is said.
140. STOP EATING ALL THE [ Redacted ] PIZZA ROLLS AND THEN PUTTING THE EMPTY [ Redacted ] BAG BACK IN THE [ Redacted ] FREEZER - Submitted by Bakugo
141. I am not your slave. You need to take your dirty [ Redacted ] dishes and clean them yourselves. You’re all [ Redacted ] disgusting. - Submitted by Bakugo
142. IT IS LIGHTS OUT BY 9 PM. I SWEAR TO [ Redacted ] IF I HAVE TO TELL YOU ONE MORE TIME, ILL PUT YOU TO SLEEP MYSELF. - Submitted by Bakugo
143. The dorms do actually have a heater, guys. You don’t need to keep breaking into my room at night to keep warm. Just turn your heaters on. Ask Aizawa, or something. - Submitted by Todoroki
144. Please don’t address Todoroki as Roy Mustang. He may only respond to that name, but if you give in it just makes it worse. - Submitted by Izuku
145. Please join my minecraft realm I have no friends - Submitted by Denki
146. Gay. - Submitted by Jirou
147. One of you [ Redacted ] put essential oil in the thin mint cookies instead of just using the real ingredient and now I feel like I’m going to [ Redacted ] explode so I will find you and you will pay. - Uraraka
148. Please come to room 122. I have pet frogs and they like to meet new people. - Asui
149. Suck my [ Redacted ], Class 1-A - Submitted by Monoma ( from the superior Class 1-B )
150. To whoever took my cloths out of the dryer 2 minutes into the drying cycle and replaced them with your clothes- YOU ARE AN [ Redacted ]. Luckily for you, so am I ( when it’s necessary ). You’ll find your clothes at the bottom of the west wing pond. - Uraraka
151. If you are using the communal bathrooms and do not flush the toilet after you’re done, your [ Redacted ] [ Redacted ] will end up smeared on your door. - Submitted by Bakugo
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