it may not be roman, but chocolate is universal

I like when you click a link and it turns purple its like youre bruising it

actually pigs shouldn't be at pride even outside of uniform. fuck those guys

if you decide to become a police officer then that outweighs any other marginalised identity you can rustle up like. not sorry, who asked you to willingly become a pig

When you finish reading a really long fic and don’t know what to do with yourself

it's not lost it's on me that mckay started the day horned up and ready to bone somebody then ended it hugging her controversially young coworker while watching fireworks together cuz said coworker needed the comfort

Penelope Garcia is an ao3 volunteer coder

if you have a show where a man yells at women a lot. and the actor playing the man says “oh he’s just hard on them, he’s projecting, he cares” and the women say “yeah he definitely is misogynistic in some ways” maybe we should listen to the women. crazy thought

victoria javadi owning 1 million sonny angels and leaving them all around the er on accident is canon to me. emma also partakes and has her own collection of course.

just saw a new mowalsh fic on ao3 that is legit an exact copy of an older fic that i read a few months ago. they took the older fic, fed it into an ai slop machine, and then posted it. straight up entire scenes being copied and everything from the original one. the authors note owns up to copying the fic just because they "wanted to see where the fic would go." that's insane behavior. it's important to me you all know that's insane behavior. yuck.

honestly if i was samira and whitaker made that "oh but don't go crazy with it haha" joke about the button dispensing morphine to a black patient in front of me i would have beat his head in with a steel frying pan so maybe we should consider that she kind of deserves a nobel peace prize for not reducing his ass to a bloody smear on the hospital floor

ai could simply never create a body of fanfictional work that is so revealing about the author that it borders on humiliating.

new pitt fic tag idea but instead of 'scrubbing into surgery as foreplay,' i raise 'pager play: touching and reading each others pagers while they're still clipped to the other's waistband so fingers brush the bare skin by the hipbone.' this is sexy #tome