1-800-wreck-his-home

they’re probably making that man kiss his sister as we speak

every so often i’ll say out loud he was all up on that bed. because he really was all up on that bed

just had a vision of frank saying something high off adrenaline like "we killed that baby" and high fiving mel after the trauma and everyone just stares at him like wdym baby??? they've only known each other two days??? and mel's cheeks are a little pink the rest of the day

weird me out? no. you've weirded me in. let's merge souls

omg we are both fucked in the head wanna make out

they’re filming kingdon creampie today!! ᵕ̈

do you understand how crazy it is, ‘wanting to understand the language’ of someone who’s notoriously seen as ‘weird’ and ‘that doesn’t belong’, because the way they perceive the world is the kind of way you want to see it? when she thinks she has ‘no special sauce’?

YOU SEE THINGS A LITTLE DIFFERENTLY FROM EVERYTHING ELSE I LIKE THE WAY YOU SEE THINGS I THINK YOU SEE THINGS CORRECTLY IN A VERY COOL WAY BUT IT IS DIFFERENT AND I WANT TO UNDERSTAND IT I WANT TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO SPEAK THAT LANGUAGE

Cuteness aggression but I actually get rough and hold you down and stare at you like you’re my food.

don’t ever say mel king doesn’t have balls she referenced an inside joke with her married work crush 10 months later with no hesitation. she didn’t gaf she wanted him to know that she remembered that shit. accordingly, she’s about to plant a big fat smooch on Frank Langdon coming to a tv screen near you 2027