Pokemon Professor Pikavee

Panel 1: Doctor (a stick figure wearing glasses and holding a medical bag) and Freida (another stick figure) approach Bob (a box robot with a worm sticking out of it) who is swinging a power sword about. Freida: Bob, this is Doctor. Panel 2: Bob retracts his sword and waves. Doctor returns the wave. Freida: She’s here to run some medical tests on you. Panel 3: Doctor awkwardly turns away and adjusts her glasses. Bob: Does she have experience doctoring worms? Panel 4: Doctor approaches Bob while Freida walks away. Freida: No. She’s a human doctor… Freida: … Freida: But I’m not the one who called her.

Panel 1: Doctor (a stick figure wearing glasses) and Freida (another stick figure) stand on opposite sides of a desk. Doctor is setting a medical bag down next to her and Freida is holding up some papers. Freida: Your paperwork does seem to be in order. Panel 2: The two stand there not saying anything. Freida: … Panel 3: They continue to not say anything. Two consecutive panels of this stands out as more than should be necessary, but you try telling that to these characters. Doctor: … Panel 4: We finally move on from that awkwardness as Freida comes from around the desk to lead Doctor elsewhere. Freida: Anyway, please follow me.

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Panel 1: Stylized title panel that reads “Bob by: JDVM.” The “B” and “b” are both on their sides on tank treads and are firing upon the “o” with tank cannons. Panel 2: A massive drill headed tank is loudly racing against a bulbous tank with triangular fins in the back and a cannon in the front. Both are kicking up dust and the drill is in the lead. Panel 3: The bulbous tank pulls ahead, kicking up dust that partially obscures the drill. Panel 4: The bulbous tank has pulled far ahead and swung around to face the drill. The two machines are driving towards each other with a cityscape in the background. The machines are kicking up a lot of dust and making very loud engine noises. Panel 5: This panel is split diagonally, the first section showing Bob (a box robot with a worm sticking out of it) behind a steering wheel. The second shows Crescent (A squat robot whose head is a crescent shape) also behind a wheel. Crescent: What a lovely day! Panel 6: The two machines are even closer to each other now, the engine noises having gotten louder! Panel 7: Closeup of the bulbous tank as it loudly fires a projectile and continues its forward trajectory. Panel 8: The drill crashes into the bulbous tank as a direct hit can also be seen upon it. The drill head has wedged into the cavity where the tank cannon sits, and the cannon has been bent upwards in a way that wasn’t supposed to look elephantine but kind of does anyway. Panel 9: We see the cityscape again as Sam (a spherical robot with a mechanical grin) flies in at the helm of a triangular fighter jet. He looks down at the carnage. The bulbous tank has completely flipped over, a broken drill tip wedged into it. Bob lies on his back in exhaustion nearby. The drill is (obviously) missing its tip and a massive hole has been blown into the side of it. Crescent has fallen partway out of it, completely dazed. Sam: Darn it! I’m late.

Panel 1: A city bus, minding its own business, the stick figure driver looking surprised as a massive drill headed tank burst through the middle of the bus, splitting it in half. Crescent: AHAHAHAHAHA! Panel 2: A large brick wall with barbed wire atop it. The wall is also minding its own business, but once again a massive drill headed tank is burrowing its way completely through the wall. Crescent: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Panel 3: Bob (a box robot with a worm sticking out of it) and Sam (a spherical robot with a mechanical grin) stand watching as the drill tank heads off towards the city, flames coming out of the back of it. This city scape is the best thing the artist has ever drawn and he spent a long time just staring at it. Crescent: AHAHAHAHAH— Bob: See, I told you tanks were cool.

Panel 1: Crescent (A squat robot whose head is a crescent) sits at a steering wheel. At his sides are massive screens with endless streams of data. Crescent: This is it, Crescent. Panel 2: His look is one of determination. Crescent: It’s your big break. Panel 3: He smiles to himself. Crescent: They’ll have to notice you now. Panel 4: We see a massive drill headed tank burrowing under the street of the city. We see a bit of the street above and a dinosaur skull below, reminding us that this is indeed underground. Crescent: Drills are cool.

Panel 1: Closeup on the worm head of Bob, filling the panel. Panel 2: Closeup even further on Bob’s head. It is oppressively, uncomfortably large, so large that it does not even fit within the confines of the panel. Panel 2: Bob (a box robot with a worm sticking out of it) looms over the shoulder of Fred (a stick figure human). Fred and Sam (a spherical robot with a mechanical grin) are working with wrenches on a massive tank tread. Fred: Bob, you need to be patient. Panel 4: Alarms sound as the robots react with surprise, Sam rushing off to elsewhere. Fred: An attack on the city! You guys better get out there. Fred (thinking): So I can work.

Panel 1: Crescent (A squat robot whose head is a crescent shape holding a wand with a crescent shaped head) stands in the center of the panel with a tired look on his face. Star (offscreen): BANANA DEMON… Panel 2: Crescent closes his eyes as if resisting and trying to find his happy place. Star (offscreen): BANANA DEMON… Panel 3: Crescent stiffens with anger and resolve. Star (offscreen): BANANA DEMON Crescent: What! Panel 4: Crescent sinks with despair. Star (offscreen): YOU LOOK LIKE A MOON, BANANA DEMON. Crescent: Close enough.

Panel 1: Star (A robot shaped like a massive four-pointed star made of perpendicular diamond shapes) floats over a much smaller, raised platform, looking concerned. A very small Crescent (A squat robot whose head is a crescent shape holding a wand with a crescent shaped head) can be seen on that platform next to a ladder. Star: I DO NOT LIKE THESE HENCHMEN. Panel 2: A group of Henchmen (stick figures with an inverted triangle for a head) stand around a massive industrial drill that extends into a larger machine off screen. Some are supervising and others are on step ladders working on the drill with tools. Star (offscreen): LOOK AT THEM. Panel 3: One of the Henchmen has a reaction of surprise as a clicking sound happens near his hand. Star (offscreen): THEY ARE TRIANGLES. Panel 4: The drill turns on and whirls around. Most of the Henchmen run away in terror. The one who accidentally turned the drill on falls off its stepladder and another one is sucked into the machine. Star (offscreen): LOOK HOW THEY SCURRY.

Panel 1: Star (A robot shaped like a massive four-pointed star made of perpendicular diamond shapes) floats over a much smaller, raised platform, looking concerned. A very small Crescent (A squat robot whose head is a crescent shape holding a wand with a crescent shaped head) can be seen on that platform next to a ladder. Crescent: We have successfully installed two star points, Sir. Star: *nods* Panel 2: Bob (a box robot with a worm sticking out of it) and Sam (a spherical robot with a mechanical grin) stand inside of a bank with a blasted open front door. On the ground are the heads of several spikes that have been driven into the ground. Arrows point these out to the reader. Crescent (offscreen): The Smith Robots have interrupted work in Sector 2. But they might not know how to remove the spikes. Panel 3: Sam holds his arm out in celebration while Bob nods along. Sam: Wow! Good thing we stopped those Bad Guys.

Panel 1: Title panel that shows a stylized “Bob” in a black, triangular pattern. Panel 2: General Alpha (A robot shaped like the letter A, dressed in militaristic garb) sits upon his throne looking at Queen Vlavoil (A robot shaped like the letter V, with shaggy hair, a vacuum hand, and angular, mesh-like legs) who stands before him. Vlavoil: I wish to go for a walk… You should join me. Panel 3: An awkward silence passes between them. Alpha: … Panel 4: Closeup of Vlavoil as she looks up towards her husband. Vlavoil: You have been upon your throne for too long. Please join me. Panel 5: Closeup of Alpha’s face as he ashamedly looks away. Alpha: My legs are over there… And they hurt. Panel 6: Closeup of Vlavoil’s face as she continues looking up at him. Vlavoil: Darling, we are robots. You know we don’t feel pain. Panel 7: A pair of robot legs sit abandoned and covered in cobwebs. Alpha (offscreen): And yet that has never stopped it from happening… …I do not know what is wrong with me. Panel 8: Panel pulls back to show both robots once more. Alpha; I… I think it might be from the inhibitor chip. Panel 9: Vlavoil: You have been upon your throne for too long… …Do you not still have your Wheelie Dealies? Panel 10: Vlavoil walks in an unspecified location. Behind her is Alpha, suspended by the shoulders by a pair of whirling propellered drones.

Panel 1: Crescent (A squat robot whose head is a crescent shape holding a wand with a crescent shaped head) stands inside of a bank overseeing a Henchmen (stick figures with an inverted triangle for a head) who is pounding a spike into the ground. He looks intense. Crescent: We need to hurry and finish before— Panel 2: Crescent jumps in surprise as the front door of the bank explodes. The Henchman is still hammering. Panel 3: Bob (a box robot with a worm sticking out of it) stands in the ruined doorway, weapon in hand. The Henchman has finished and has stood up. Bob: Stop right there, Banana Demon! Panel 4: Closeup of Crescent throwing back his head in anguish, mouth wide open. Crescent: AARGH!!

Panel 1: Crescent (A squat robot whose head is a crescent shape holding a wand with a crescent shaped head) and three Henchmen (stick figures with an inverted triangle for a head and guns in hand) stand outside of a bank, which sits at an uncomfortable angle to the rest of the panel. Crescent: We don’t need to hurt anyone—just scare them into leaving. Panel 2: Inside the bank, Crescent looks on as the Henchmen hold humans hostage. Human: Ahhh! It’s a Banana Demon! Panel 3: Crescent hoists his wand as sparkles begin to swirl around it. Crescent: Alright. Everybody dies.

Panel 1: Crescent (A squat robot whose head is a crescent shape holding a wand with a crescent shaped head) stands on the back of a truck bed. Two Henchmen (stick figures with an inverted triangle for a head) are running down a ramp from the truck to the ground. They carry spikes and hammers. Crescent: Everyone, move out and get those spikes set up! Henchman 1: Yes, Ban— Panel 2: Closeup of Crescent. He looks stern. Crescent: No. You will call me Crescent, or Sir. Panel 3: Crescent looks pleased as one of the Henchmen turns around. Henchman 2: Yes, Sir. Panel 4: Crescent has closed his eyes in exasperation as another Henchman approaches from the other direction. Henchman 3: Sector 3 is finished, Banana Demon.

Panel 1: Queen Vlavoil (A robot shaped like the letter V, with shaggy hair, a vacuum hand, and angular, mesh-like legs) stands in front of General Alpha (A robot shaped like the letter A, dressed in militaristic garb) who sits upon his throne. Behind her approaches Harold (a small robot whose head is a horizontal cylinder atop a ball), who carries a tea cup on a platter. Alpha: I thought you were going to live in Star’s Lair. Panel 2: Vlavoil hoists her cup as Harold rolls back out of the frame. Vlavoil: Yes, well… You know how he is. Panel 3: Star (A robot shaped like a massive four-pointed star made of perpendicular diamond shapes) floats before an elevated platform. He completely dwarfs a Henchman (a stick figure with an inverted triangle for a head) standing upon said platform. Star: WHY ARE YOU TRIANGLE? YOU SHOULD BE STAR!