I Want Wind To Blow

the word “sabotage” is p much short for “fucking shit up with a wooden shoe”

what

oh my god

"trans people just name themselves after characters" as opposed to cis people who name their children after names in the bible

I CLAIM THE ABUNDANCE THAT IS COMING TO ME NOW 🌈🙏💖✨ *falls asleep and dreams of a skeletal figure atop a black horse carrying iron scales*

I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.

phonebook

i was imagining a dragon that names itself after the thing it has most recently eaten

Lurkers finally posting something after years of not following the Rule (I am Lurkers)

Me making my second 196 post of all time on Tumblr despite thousands of hours spent on the subreddit:

this was my first post on the site. can someone remind me about it on june 11 at 12:24 pm EDT? thanks :3

As you wish