I Want Wind To Blow

always been an attention whore and still am btw

how to stop needing or wanting anything for beginners

Bro has made a purchase as Michael did his pigs

Did he use his coupons?

the word “sabotage” is p much short for “fucking shit up with a wooden shoe”

what

oh my god

"trans people just name themselves after characters" as opposed to cis people who name their children after names in the bible

I CLAIM THE ABUNDANCE THAT IS COMING TO ME NOW 🌈🙏💖✨ *falls asleep and dreams of a skeletal figure atop a black horse carrying iron scales*

I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.

phonebook

i was imagining a dragon that names itself after the thing it has most recently eaten