I Want Wind To Blow

Even when I’m not horny I’m still kinda horny

Do you think Vampires enjoy wearing and painting with toxic pigments?

This implies that vampires knew the arsenic green was toxic and just didn't tell the humans, and honestly I'm so here for it

Actually no, this vampire lived in 1967 and got his dress by stealing from a museum.

He wanted to see how far his immortality would take him

If onion and garlic were girls, I would let them frot inside my mouth.

how fake slowburn enjoyers look at you when you hit them with that "watamote eventually genre shifts to yuri"

knowledge of the chapter number where watamote really starts shifting into yuri shouldn't be shared because everyone who asks for it has unworthy intentions and everyone who can be trusted with it doesn't care

always been an attention whore and still am btw

how to stop needing or wanting anything for beginners

Bro has made a purchase as Michael did his pigs

Did he use his coupons?

the word “sabotage” is p much short for “fucking shit up with a wooden shoe”

what

oh my god

"trans people just name themselves after characters" as opposed to cis people who name their children after names in the bible

I CLAIM THE ABUNDANCE THAT IS COMING TO ME NOW 🌈🙏💖✨ *falls asleep and dreams of a skeletal figure atop a black horse carrying iron scales*

I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.