To see a Empire fall

“You come here often?”

“Can I offer you a drink?”

“So.. You expecting someone?”

“Do you need a place to stay for tonight?”

“I gotta tell you… you look incredibly hot.”

“Do you want to dance with me?”

“Look at us… we are basically a couple already.”

“I bet you would look even better without your clothes on.”

“Are you single? Just asking.”

“You’re the most beautiful person I have ever encountered.”

“What would you say if you and me would go somewhere else?”

“I love the way you’re dressed.”

“Do I have any chances with you?”

“Do you have anything better to do later?”

“Can I get your phone number?”

“You seem like a bad boy/girl/person type.”

“I can do whatever you want, babe.”

“You have the most beautiful eyes I have ever seen.”

“I bet guys/gals/people are all over you.”

“You should be a model.”

“Are you… trying to flirt with me?”

“Maybe if I get a free drink I can consider talking to you.”

“That won’t work. Try again.”

“Oh my god, did you just say that out loud?”

“I’m waiting for someone. However, you can amuse me in the meanwhile.”

“You don’t look so bad yourself.”

“I thought you were taken.”

“So, have you flirted with every girl/boy/one in this bar yet?”

“Do I look like someone who seems interested in you?”

Daniel for Montblanc's Father's Day campaign? That's our daddy.

"Don’t look back."

"I missed you."

"It’s too late."

"Please don’t go."

"You promised me."

"Who did this?"

"I forgive you."

"We were gods."

"Leave me alone."

"They found us."

"Trust me, please."

"I need help."

"Run. Don’t stop."

"It wasn’t me."

"I remember everything."

"Burn it all."

"Tell me why."

"You never called."

"It’s just rain."

"You owe me."

"She’s not breathing."

"Is that blood?"

"You were right."

"It ends now."

"We start over."

"Stay with me."

"Nothing feels real."

"I hate this."

"Do it now."

"They're watching us."

"Make it stop."

"It's not yours."

"I was waiting."

"He’s behind you."

"They’re all gone."

"Time is up."

"Bring them back."

"It’s our turn."

"This is wrong."

"Don’t let go."

"We are cursed."

"No one knows."

"You're not real."

"Don’t say it."

"I saw everything."

"Nothing ever changes."

"Call it off."

"What are you?"

"I found it."

collected from various clips and videos of roflgator's character, robert, and his friend's character, marcus. part one of ???

❛ stupid bitch ass. ❜

❛ i don't like this rock... __. it's pissing me off. ❜

❛ um, i'll just stand in front of it so you can't see it anymore. ❜

❛ isn't that what we all ask ourselves everyday? where should we go next? ❜

❛ holy shit... __, what would you do if i wasn't here? ❜

❛ you've saved my life again, __. ❜

❛ let's go get some fuckin' pistachios, buddy. ❜

❛ you gotta watch out, __. this place is a dangerous place. ❜

❛ aren't you a wanted felon? ❜

❛ i'm in agony, __. ❜

❛ listen here, __. i know you might be skeptical, but this one's a keeper. ❜

❛ what have they done to me? ❜

❛ do you think my kidneys can function in this state, __? ❜

❛ when he becomes two-dimensional, you must give him an additional dimension. you must give him the d to fix him. ❜

❛ why are you approaching me? ❜

❛ please don't yell. my ears. you're making me sad. ❜

❛ __, i think i'm spider-man. ❜

❛ i don't think you should be spider-man. you could be your own hero. ❜

❛ i embody true spider power. it's coursing through me, __. ❜

❛ watch this... spider kick. spider beat-the-fuck-out-of-you. ❜

❛ do you think spider-man just goes around beating the shit out of everyone that he sees? ❜

❛ rigatoni pasta... we'll make some together. ❜

❛ you think it's this easy, __? you think it's a simple answer? it's not. it's never what you think it is. ❜

❛ in the end, what matters? nothing, right? so you make it for yourself. you make your rigatoni pasta. ❜

❛ are you trying to say that everything that's ever happened has brought us to this point? ❜

❛ am i going to make it? ❜

❛ __, there is an issue. ❜

❛ i accidentally fueled my toyota camry with 1% low fat milk. ❜

❛ i've determined i can no longer utilize my sense of taste effectively. ❜

❛ we've been friends for a while. are you ever gonna, like, invite me over to your house? ❜

❛ oh, no... oh, we're out of time. ❜

❛ stealth tactical roll... sneaky, sneaky... didn't see that coming. ❜

❛ no, don't encourage that behavior. why are you encouraging him to do that? ❜

❛ no, 'cause if you pretend you can't see him, he's gonna steal more shit. that's what he does. ❜

❛ don't steal cigarettes like last time. ❜

❛ that's old times, __. you said you were over that. ❜

❛ hey, how have the hemorrhoids been? i know you got them real bad. ❜

❛ don't worry, i'll keep quiet about it. ❜

❛ we'll get you some cream soon, big guy. ❜

❛ they're malicious. i know it. ❜

❛ i crashed the new york stock exchange from the upstairs computer. ❜

❛ __, i have caused immeasurable damage to the deli meat section. ❜

❛ __, how did you find me here?! ❜

❛ there's a creepy clown here, man. i don't wanna do this. ❜

❛ what is this place? it's giving me the creeps. ❜

❛ are you sure we should be going lower? don't you typically wanna go up to get out of these places? ❜

❛ i'm glad i could find you in this suspiciously empty location. ❜

❛ where the fuck i am, __? ❜

❛ they are conducting medical malpractice in the employee break room, and will not let me participate. ❜

❛ they're making me pissed, __. and when i get pissed, i get rather irritated. ❜

❛ if i have to drive my 2014 ford escape with 196,000 miles, specifically directed into the establishment window, i will. ❜

Another day, another 'potentially mature' content label for a perfectly tame gifset. Tumblr’s algorithm just can’t handle Daniel Brühl.