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Edit: StarClan and BloodClan version!

Bokuto: The fruit or the color?

Requests:

Reactions -> Open

One Shots -> Closed

Drabbles -> Closed unless I ask for prompt requests

Fake Texts -> Open

Reactions

One Shots/Drabbles

Fake Texts

Hobi’s Girl

“Frequency analysis of online databases suggests that the most statistically probable explanation is that ‘the butler did it’.”

“Slu…”

“Yes, sir?”

“How much did you cost to build?”

“22 million dollars, sir.”

“‘Slu… these are cat pictures…”

“Yes, sir.”

“It says you have met this quota perfectly since your activation April.”

“Yes, sir.”

“It also says that there has been a single culprit in each case.”

“Yes, sir.”

“It says that culprit is SleuthBot9000. Slu… have you been committing crimes just so you can solve them and meet quota?”

“SleuthBot9000 has retired from the force.”

“Oh thank god.”

“Yeah uh… turns out trying to solve crimes algorithmically using machine learning was a disaster, and fine-tuning it to think more like a real cop had some, ah, unintended results.”

“Yeah? Like what?”

“Well, within three days it had become a racial profiling machine. We did some experiments and had it watch a basketball game. Every time a white player passed the ball to a black player, Slu identified the orange basketball as a gun and started recommending defensive action. It did the same thing when we showed it a video of a black toddler playing with a toy truck. It finally glitched out when we asked it to identify a black couple holding hands - it got confused because its new algorithm told it that it was looking at a gun paradoxically holding and being held by another gun. It started sparking and babbling incoherent nonsense until Sgt. Delaney shut it down.”

“So that’s the end of SleuthBot9000?”

“I’m afraid so, Henley.”

“I thought you said it had retired to counting electric sheep!”

“Yes, well, it’s back and it looks like it’s here to stay. Get used to it.”

“But… why?! It was comically incompetent! It was humiliating to work with… I’m still sending getting angry letters demanding apologies for its behavior and dismal policing. I watched it try to arrest a bronze statue for loitering, Captain! A bronze statue!”

“The one that looks like an old lady with a bag of groceries? Can’t say I blame it - never liked that statue much. The thing is, Henley, you and I both know that it was a bad detective and a joke of a cop. But… believe it or not, it did its job. Not the one we wanted it for, no, but the whole point in automating detective work was to improve policing. According to the sociologists and Internal Affairs, our friend Slu was a goddamn psychology experiment designed to inspire human achievement through relative failure. Statistics show that all departments issued a SleuthBot9000 experienced a dramatic decrease in reports of human misconduct, wrongful arrests, and violent altercations with civilians. Apparently Slu serves as a mocking mirror of our own incompetence and fills us with a desire to be better than we are. The actual damage it has caused is negligible.”

“So. We’re just gonna… let it do its thing? Its horrible, horrible thing? Because we want to perform humanity more gracefully?”

“Bingo. It’s getting a promotion.”

“That’s stupid.”

pairing: bts x reader fandom: bts warnings: language ; some have an open ending genre: angst previous: x

a/n: I’ll just yeet myself out of here now (: (masterlist is in my bio)

kim seokjin

“Doctor (Y/L/N)! You won’t believe who your next patient is!” one of the nurses came running, then another, until three of them, all younger than you, were standing in front of you with the biggest grins ever.

“Is it.. an idol?” you smiled as well as you put down the file of the previous patient, knowing only all too well that the only time these girls reacted that way was when an idol was sitting in the emergency.

“Not just any idol, though! It’s..-”

Here’s my Masterlist. Feel free to request Prompts, Fake Texts, Reactions or whatever :) Requests are always open and welcome <3 find my prompt list here: https://bangtanqueray.tumblr.com/post/175350720523/bts-extended-prompt-list

a=angst, s=smut (mentioned or major), f=fluff

REACTIONS

BTS Reaction to their Crush Hugging them from Behind(f)

BTS Reaction to their pregnant S/O feeling a sharp pain during an argument(a,f)

BTS Reaction to their S/O breaking down from too much stress(a,f)

BTS Reaction: They notice you’re feeling self conscious about your body(f,a)

BTS Reaction: Finding out you have eyes photophobia(f)

BTS Reaction to you being in a (metal) band(f)

BTS Reaction: Their s/o doesn’t have a good relationship with their mother (a,f)

BTS Reaction: A family member of yours walking in on you (s)

BTS Reaction: Teasing them in front of the others - maknae line - hyung line (s)

BTS Reaction: Their 8th member is dating someone from NCT/SEVENTEEN

BTS Reaction: Massage (f)

BTS Reaction: Hoarse Throat in the Morning after “taking it too deep” (f,s)

BTS Reaction: Sensitive Reader (f)

BTS Reaction: Meeting their s/o’s parents (f)

BTS Reaction: Perfect Stranger

Dad!BTS Reaction: Your child is sick (f)

BTS Reaction: Sudden Skinship with Their Crush (f)

Fake Text Reaction: Planning to Start a Family with You -maknae line (f) - hyung line (f)

BTS Fake Text Reaction: Finding your Fan Account (They’re Your Bias)

Reaction: Your first night together and you’re only wearing panties and a top to sleep in - Hyung Line(f,s) - Maknae Line(f,s)

Dad!BTS Reaction: You can’t stop your kid from crying (a,f)

Bts Fake Text Reaction: you sext the wrong person

BTS REACTION: catching them checking you out                    

BTS REACTION: Being more excited about seeing brother!BTS than boyfriend!BTS (f)

BTS Reaction: Talking You to Sleep (f)

BTS Crack Smut Reaction: Your gag reflex makes you puke (s,f)

BTS Reaction: You act clingy around the others (f)

BTS Maknae Line Reaction: You have a hard time showing your feelings for them (f,a)

BTS Reaction: Their gf/wife playing BTS songs to their babybelly (f)

FAKE TEXTS/Scenarios/Prompts

GROUP CHATS

BTS worried about Y/N (x)

They forget your birthday (x)

Bts Fake Texts: they’re in the mood, but you’re being oblivious

SERIES

Stressful Comeback (Reader x Yoongi feat. Jimin) pt.1 pt.2 pt.3 pt.4 pt.5 pt.6 pt.7 pt.8 pt.9 pt.10 pt.11 pt.12 pt.13

I love you, I love you not (JiminxReader?, HobixReader?) pt.1 pt.2 pt.3 pt.4 pt.5 pt.6

KIM SEOKJIN

Scenarios:

“I know you don’t wanna hear that, but he’s not good enough for you.” - Jin(a,f)

„Well, I think you look beautiful.“ - Jin(f)

Jin: Fake Dating Jin (f)

Jin: Beach Trip gone wrong (f,s,humor)

Jin Scenario: Surprising him after a long, tiring day of work (f)

Jin: “Oh someone’s jealous.” (f,a)

Fake Texts:

“Ugh, stop teasing, will you?” - Jin(s,f)

“it’s alright, come here.” - Jin(f)

Jin Fake Text: You’re having dinner with his family while he’s on tour (fluff)

MIN YOONGI

Scenarios:

“You make me shiver” - Scenario (f)

He confesses to you when you have a panic attack (f) Scenario

“Can I try something? … Close your eyes.” - Yoongi(f,a)

You help him falling asleep - Scenario (f)

“I couldn’t stand him hitting on you like that.” - Yoongi(a)

“I feel like I can’t breathe.” - Yoongi(a,f)

“What the fuck did you take?” - Yoongi(a,f)

“I hate leaving you like this.“ - scenario (f)

“I know you probably hate me.” + “Don’t give up on me, please.” (a,f)

“I hate to be the one to tell you this.” - Yoongi; Namjoon (a,f)

Dad!Yoongi Scenario: Fight with your Teenage Daughter

Yoongi Prompts: “Try me.” + “I need someone to hold onto tonight.”(f, comfort)

BTS Halloween Special Yoongi “I thought I’d lost you.” (f,humor)

“You’re safe now. I’ve got you.” + “You’re so cute when you pout like that.” (Fluff)

Fake Texts:

You get horny around the others Fake Texts (s)

You read a fic involving his hands Fake Texts

„It’s hard for me to tell you this.“ - fake texts (f)

“My bed still smells like you.” - Yoongi(f)

“Stay with me?” - Yoongi(a,f)

“I never said this would be a good idea.” - daily texts with Yoongi

Yoongi Fake Text Prompt: “Things have changed.”(a) - PART 2 HERE (a,f)

you call him by a pet name in the group chat (f)

Yoongi Fake Texts: He‘s on tour and misses you (f)

Yoongi: You fight because your relationship goes public Part 1 - Part 2 (a,f)

JUNG HOSEOK

Fake Texts:

Missing You Fake Texts

“Isn’t that illegal?” - J-Hope

“I have no idea what you’re doing, but keep going!” - Hoseok(s)

“The truth hurts, huh?” - Hoseok(a)

“What happened here?” - Hoseok(a)

Hoseok Fake Texts: The boys got into an accident and he’s not picking up his phone (a, f)

Scenarios:

He teaches you how to dance pt1(x) — part 2 (f,s)

Hobi Prompt: “I could tell you were feeling uncomfortable.” (a,s,f)

Short Drunk Series pt1 - pt2 - pt3 (a,f)

What am I to You? (bff to lovers) pt1 - pt2 - pt3 (s,a,f)

Christmas Surprise (fluffiest fluff )

KIM NAMJOON

Enemies to Lovers Series (Major Angst, Fluff): 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 - 7 - 8 - 9 - 10 - 11 - 12 - 13 - 14 - 15 - 16 - 17 - 18 - 19 - 20 - 21 - 22 - 23(THE END)

Fake Texts:

He thinks you cheated Part1 Part2 (a)

Deep Drunk Texts (a,f)

„I came home with your taste on my lips.“ Fake Texts (f)

You have a thing for his thighs Fake Texts (s)

“My bed still smells like you.” - Namjoon(f)

“I need someone to hold on to tonight.” - Namjoon(f)

“Yeah, your feet are cute, but would you mind getting them off?” - Namjoon

🎃 Namjoon Daily Autumn Boyfriend Texts 🍁🍂🍃(f)

Namjoon Fake Texts: “I made one single a mistake.”+“Try to be quiet, okay?” (s,f)

Scenarios:

“Are you asleep?” + “I know it’s late…” Scenario Pt.1(f) - Part 2 (f)

“Can I try something? … Close your eyes.” - Namjoon(f,a)

“Ugh, stop teasing, will you?” + “Don’t listen to them.” - Namjoon(s, f)

“It hurt looking at you slowly breaking apart. - Namjoon(a,f)

“Go ahead. Lie to me.” + “I know I’m supposed to be happy for you, but in a completely egoistic way it hurts.” - Namjoon (f)

Namjoon Scenario Prompts: “Where do these scars/wounds come from?” + “Try me.”(s,f)

“What do you think you’re doing?” and “You can stop pretending now.”(angst, fluff)

Namjoon Scenario: He teaches you how to give a bj (s,f)

PARK JIMIN

Fake Texts:

Jimin & MakeUpArtist!Reader are in love and the boys start to notice

You want to eat some mochi (x) (s, f)

You catch him getting off to your picture - fake texts

“You’re that kind of annoying I want to keep up with.” - Jimin(f)

“Ugh, stop teasing, will you?” - Jimin

Jimin Fake Texts: He’s hinting that he’s going to propose to you (f)

Daily Texts with Boyfriend!Jimin(f)

Jimin Fake Texts: He‘s insecure about his thighs while you have a kink for them (f, hinted smut)

Scenarios:

Slow Dance (f) (x)

“This needs to stop.” - Jimin

“What the fuck did you take?” - Jimin(a,f)

“I told you not to fall in love with me.” - Jimin (s,f)

Halloween Special SIREN!Jimin AU

KIM TAEHYUNG

Scenarios:

“Can I try something? … Close your eyes.” - Tae(f)

“What do you think you’re doing?” - Tae(s,a)

“But you’re special…” - Taehyung (a,f)

Cheater Part1 - Part2 (Taehyung + Jungkook) (a, f)

The Most Beautiful Piece of Art - Part 1 (f) - Part 2(a,f)

Tae Scenario Prompts No. 17, 52, 59, 64 (f)

Taehyung Scenario: Hickey Prank (feat. Jungkook) (a,f)

Tae: Sick of this love game (a)

Fake Texts:

He partied at your place while you were gone - Fake Texts

Jealous BestFriend!Tae confesses to you - Fake Texts (f)

Taehyung Fake Texts: You thought you were pregnant (a,f)

Taehyung Fake Texts: He‘s on tour and you visit his family (fluff)

Taehyung Fake Text Prompt: “I could never do this to you.” (Fluff, slight angst)

JEON JUNGKOOK

Scenarios:

“I feel like I can’t breathe.” - Jungkook(a,f)

“Did you know you talk in your sleep?” - Jungkook(f)

“Next time, lock the door.” - Jungkook

Cheater (Taehyung + Jungkook) - Pt.1 - Pt.2 (a, f)

Husband!Jungkook Scenario (f,s)

Dad!Jungkook: Your daughter runs up to the stage during his solo stage (f)

Needy Jungkook (f)

Fake Texts:

“I really need your hands right now.” Fake Texts (f)

You fight - fake texts (a)

Jungkook Fake Text Prompt: “Stop thinking you’re not good enough.” (f)

There is no magic formula recommended, but there is hardness, perseverance, patience and reckoning for repentance, and the paradox of this sin,

And the origin of good and survival in that: fighting the soul before falling into sin, and away from everything that irritates the person to disobedience, or pay it to, or help him, or decorate it; the slave always needs to flee his religion to his Lord; The self, the bad, the bad companions, and the environment of evil, fleeing the torment of God, to his mercy and satisfaction.

BTS Scenario Masterlist:

👻 the nightmares won’t go away unless you cuddle with me…

with Jungkook

☁️ i’m depressed and i need hugs if i’m going to sleep well…

with Jin with Namjoon

❄️ the heater broke and you’re warm…

with Yoongi with Jungkook

❣️ it’s totally a scientific fact that cuddling helps you sleep, wanna test it?

with Yoongi with Jimin

✨ this hotel only has a king-sized bed, i guess we’re sharing…

with Namjoon with Taehyung

💫 we fell asleep on the couch together, whoops…

with Namjoon with Jimin with Yoongi

🌸 you take the bed, i’ll take the couch, i insist…

with Jin with Jimin

🦋 we’ve had a tradition as besties to have a sleep over every year, but i want to be more than besties…

with Jungkook

** Last updated: 11 / 26 / 2018 **

**Disclaimer**: I DO NOT / WILL NOT write anything that includes smut. Some posts may include mature-ish content, but nothing too extreme. So, please do not request anything that includes smut. I apologize if this is an inconvenience. Also, I don’t use romanization (oppa, noona, annyeong, etc) in my writing, sorry.

BTS Reactions

soft reacts → ☁

mature-ish reacts → ℳ

contains emotional content (depression, self harm, etc…) → ✧

Their s/o’s first day of their new job ☁

Their s/o coming to one of their concerts  ☁

Seeing someone flirt with their s/o 

Their s/o gets mad, but they find it cute  ☁

Waking up to see their s/o wearing only their shirt ℳ (a little bit mature)

Having Eyes for One of the Staff (you) 

Scary Movies with BTS

Coming Home to see their s/o Sleeping on the Couch while Waiting for Them ☁

Crushing on You, an Idol ☁

You catching Their Attention At a Fansign  ☁

Girlfriend Has Small Hands and Covers Their Faces With Them  ☁

Getting into a heated argument with you and they make you cry/flinch

Their S/O being a part of their new music video

BTS Imagines

━ BTS as Your Older Brother

━  Late night facetime / video call with BTS (s/o)

BTS Series 

✰ → Completed 

⒤ → Incomplete (still working)

♤ → Personal favorites

↠ Kim Namjoon ↞

━ The Forget Me Not  ┊ fluff, strangers to lovers au ✰ 

↠ Kim Seokjin ↞

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↠ Min Yoongi ↞

━ I Guarantee, That I’m in Love│1 | 2 | 3 │4 ┊ angst, millionare!yoongi, childhood crush au   ⒤

━ It’s Me ┊fluff, boyfriend!hoseok, crush!yoongi  ✰

↠ Jung Hoseok ↞

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↠ Park Jimin ↞

none

↠ Kim Taehyung ↞

━ The Forest Where He Was │1 ┊fluff, hotarubi no mori e au, taehyung!spirit ⒤

↠ Jeon Jungkook ↞

━ Patient 147  │1 │ 2 │ 3 │ 4┊fluff, a little bit of angst, stranger to lovers au, hospital au  ⒤ 

━ Ripple │ 1 │ 2┊ fluff, angst, school!au, student!jungkook, student!reader ⒤

↠ BTS ↞

━The Little Smeraldo │1 │ 2 │3 │4 │ 5 │6┊ a little fluff, gang!au   ✰

           ━ The Little Smeraldo Shorts:                  

 First Date  ✰

BTS Appreciation Posts 

━  Namjoon ♥

♡  All you want is to cuddle with your boyfriend. But he seems to be incredibly shy when it comes to physical contact. ♡

genre: the fluffiest of fluff

word count: 2.9k

You give the cushion a final tweak, insuring it’s centred on the sofa. Perfect. Pushing your hair out of your eyes, you take a step back to survey your handiwork. It’s been a while since you’ve seen your apartment this tidy. Then again, it’s been a while since your boyfriend, Namjoon, has come over to visit. Your stomach does a flip when you remember him. Coming over. After all these months apart you’re finally going to see him again. That’s why this date has to be amazing. No clutter or unplanned disturbance is going to get in the way of your quality time with Namjoon. You run through a list in your head, insuring everything is ready. Tidy house. Check. Good food, store bought to ensure no kitchen disasters. Check. Activities planned for the evening. Check. Now all that’s left to do is change into something nice. Then comes the part you hate the most: waiting.

After slipping into the outfit you picked out this morning, and a couple of moments fixing your hair in the mirror, you’re ready. You sit down on the perfectly plumped cushions in the living room, in close range to the door so you’re ready to leap up when the anticipated doorbell goes off. It’s like waiting for the pistol to go off before a race. When that bell blasts, you’ll be off. Every second is important. No point in wasting time on getting to the door. If Namjoon heard your reasoning, he’d probably laugh at you, and tell you that you were the most precious thing on this earth, and then he’d help you calculate the best distance to sit away from the door so as to answer it in good time, but without seeming too eager. Oh goodness, you miss him so much! Even hearing his voice in your head is painful - it has become so warped from the original. Talking on the phone and facetiming just isn’t the same.