I wear wheelies to scape my feelies

Kageyama: Do you take requests?

Hinata: Sure!

Hinata: What the fuCK DID YOU JUST CALL MY MOTHER?!

Kageyama: I meant your dad

Tanaka: Fell from heaven? No, but I get what you're trying to do-

Kiyoko: No. You didn't let me finish. I mean when you just fell right now, walking. I saw you trip over your feet and fall. Then you laid there for like three minutes.

Tanaka:

Tsukishima: I would literally cover up a murder you committed, plant my DNA at the crime scene and take the blame for you

Yamaguchi: Oh! Can you do the dishes then?

Oikawa: *catches him* I think you just fell for m-

Kuroo: a good mood

Nishinoya: Do you think drinking thirty-six cans of redbull consecutively would make my senses more heightened or would I just die?

Dadichi:

Kageyma: Prettiest Smile

Hinata: Nicest Personality

Taukishima: "Most Likely to start a bar fight"

Daichi: Just give him a minute

Iwazumi: *Eyes drying out, but he's trying genuinely hard not to blink.*

Hinata: Bless you!

Tsukishima: look, if you decide to have a problem after midnight, that's between you and god.

Hinata: ...