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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Sweet Seals For You, Always
Mike Driver
Monterey Bay Aquarium
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Peter Solarz


if i look back, i am lost

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oozey mess

pixel skylines
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curiouser and curiouser
whoās gonna tell him
this websiteās easy watch. *dangles a bunch of greek gods like keys*
i know what iām doing dw
Keep in mind I only know like. Two Greek gods by name. Homer is one of them, and he was good friends with Odysseus I think?
Wait fuck Homer isnāt a god he wrote the fucking thing. Fuck
POST CANCELLED NO ONE LOOK
desperately google searching for āgreek gods to pray to when people notice your online idiocyā
You're failing.
You donāt think I know that, God of Death? Can I pray to you so I can DIE ALREADY
Pluto is Roman, not Greek
?????
Short version is that Pluto is a later name for the god of death, which is often associated with the Roman era/Roman mythology. Hades is the earlier name.
I set up my own house made of sticks and it has promptly fallen on me
HEāS NOT EVEN REAL?????*
I made this post thinking I knew what kind of fire I was playing with. Hephaestus, God of Fire, looking upon me from his fuck off tower or whatever said āOh you think you know? Check this shitā and promptly set my post ablaze for everyone to observe
Hephaestus doesn't have a tower, he lived in a volcano
FINE THEN. BIG FUCK OFF VOLCANO. WHATEVER
wrong.
Achievement Unlocked:
Lightning Bait
You're basically doing the post equivalent of standing out in a field during a storm with a ten-foot copper pole, you better hope Zeus is busy hiding from Hera.
FUCK'S SAKE NOT AGAIN
I need you to name every greek God you know and what they are for plz
For science
OKAY FINE HERE'S WHAT I'VE FOUND
HERMES: DA FUNNY ONE
ZEUS: DA LIGHTNING (NOTE: THOUGHT HE WAS NORDIC, FATHER OF THOR)
POSEIDON: DA SEA ONE
HEPHAESTUS: DA FIRE/FORGING/STEEL ONE
APHRODITE: DA HOT ONE
KRATOS: GOD OF WAR
HADES: DA HELL ONE. ROGUE LIKE
APOLLO: DA DODGEBALL/PROPHECY ONE
ares is the god of war, not kratos
WHY THE FUCK DOES THE GAME CALL HIM GOD OF WAR THEN
I can't believe this post is less than 24 hours old, it feels like something out of classic tumblr lore
op god of war is not official greek mythology lmao
Someone needs to read a Percy Jackson book
hey is this still post of the year or
how's the hole op? want some snacks? a blanket? a shovel to dig yourself out?
I'D LIKE OUT NOW I THINK

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Fuck. Didnāt even think of this.
As an aroace person I actually never had that feeling of being broken. I thought everyone was the same way and some people were just dramatic š
THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY THATS EXACTLY HOW I FELT WATCHING ATTACK OF THE CLONES FOR THE FIRST TIME LMAOOOOO šššš
someone just broke in! your 3 last emojis are your reaction, will you scare them off?
yes
no
bruh
results
šØšš... seems not!
ššš looks like I'd just cry and let them do their business :'(((
š«šš
I⦠hug them while crying? Idk if that would scare them off
ššš It seems I want to be robbed...
In case anyone is having a bad night:
Here is the fudgiest brownie in a mug recipe Iāve found
Here are some fun sites
Here is a master post of Adventure Time episodes and comics
Here is a master post of movies including Disney and Studio Ghibli
Here is a master post of other master posts to TV shows and movies
*tucks you in with fuzzy blanket* *pats your head*
Youāll be okay, friend <3
i will reblog this everytime it shows up because any of my followers could have a bad night right now
All these links, besides the first, are broken. So hereās some more.
Hereās an emergency compliment
Here you can play 2048
Hereās a playlist of Bob ross
Hereās a website to watch movieās and shows for free
Hereās a website to watch documentaries for free
Here you can to nothing for two minutes
Here you can break something. Itās good for anger
Hereās a button to press to make everything okay
Hereās a site to cut something up (TRIGGER WARNING)
Hereās a site that makes you a website depending on a song you choose
Hereās a gay comic. Itās adorable
Here you can spend Bill Gateās money
Here you can draw your own island
Here you can learn about patterns websiteās use
Here you can get your life stats
Here you can listen to the Tucker Zone (Headphones needed)
Here you can see how fast youāre moving
Here you can see the progress of time
Here you can see the future of the universeĀ
Want some more?Ā
Hereās the butterfly project
Hereās a snickerdoodle mug cake
Hereās a link to some free audiobooks
Hereās something to read when you feel like a burden
Hereās a secret
Hereās my playlist of some sea shantiesĀ
Hereās another secret
Hereās a link to some cool websitesĀ
Hereās a blog that gives you recipes for when youāre low on spoons
Hereās some Brony Headcanonās
Some more? Iāve got plenty
Hereās 100,000 stars
Here you can control the weather (TW FLASHING IMAGES)
Here you can weave silk
Here you can make a castle of your own
Here you can make a kaleidoscope drawing
Here you can explore recursion
Here you can play a jelly block game
Iām back with some more!Ā
Here you can draw with pasta
Here you can draw logoās from memory
Here you can play this is sand, here you draw cool sand designs
Here you can play The Organ Trail
Hereās a customizable white noise website
Here you can simulate gravity
Here you can create your own guardian of the galaxy
Here you can make your own galaxy
Hereās a website you can get some support at.
to find later
Here you can split circles into smaller and smaller pieces (I found this really satisfying)
Here you can have images of people point to where your pointer is
Here you can paint someoneās nails
Here you can grow a garden across your screen (Audio included)
Here you can try out all kinds of mind illusions (Trigger Warning: Flashing Lights)
Here you can see how many miles you have scrolled
Here you can watch a website load forever, although you might be getting enough of this on Tumblr mobile
Hereās a rickroll
Here you can remind yourself that youāre awesome.
Here you can throw trash into a dustbin only for it to bounce right back out (Audio included)
Here you can make sand dunes using sand (Audio included)
And here you can generate more cool websites like these
pinning thissss
And yet more!!!
Here you can listen to a gentle rainstorm
Here you can make snowflakes
Here is a Line Rider feature film with relaxing music
Here is the entire script to the Princess Bride (many donāt need it but itās fun to read anyway)
Here is an abbreviated script for the entirety of Book 1 of A:TLA that I made out of anger at the film that definitely doesnāt exist
Here is a playlist of the top 10 most relaxing songs ranked according to science
Hereās a site where you can make a dude beatbox with fun animations
I LOVE THIS
*reblogs and pins*
āHereās a rickrollā but is it a rickroll if it tellsĀ you itās going to the video?
(I mean, it does and thatās great, just wondering)

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if you like minecraft ARGs like i do IM BEGGING YOU PLEAAAASE WATCH WIFIES' searching for a world that doesn't exist ITS ABSOLUTE CINEMA!!
anyways, i absolutely adore Der's character, hands down one of the smartest arg protagonists i've ever seen š
24 Days After The Debate
The options
One spewing lies in every sentence
While the other frail and diminished
The two oldest presidential candidates in history
Breaking the record they set
107 days until the election
The debate
America sitting with a mix of horror and disbelief
Why hadnāt they seen this coming?
Every minute ticking past
Every stumble and pause
Every piece of misinformation flowing past our ears.
Every fear magnified under the glaring lens of a camera.
How had 90 minutes changed so much?
107 days until the election
Bidenās expression
Eyes blinking and crinkling
Mouth wide open as if he is witnessing a horrible travesty
Perhaps the travesty is his own
Perhaps he already knows he lost in the minds of the viewers
Or perhaps he is unaware of the shouting at the TV
At the panic
At the fear
After all
The only true losers in this debate are the lives of the voters.
107 days until the election
Biden is the oldest president in history
āIs he capable?ā
āIs he up for the toughest job in America?ā
Pubic concerns are shut down
Replaced by the private ones of his own party.
107 days until the election
āShut up and get on boardā
āBiden will not be dropping outā
āIt is too late in the race, accept your optionsā
Cries his loyal allies
Until the last second where
Everything
Changed
āI want to offer my full support and endorsement for Kamala to be the nomineeā
24 Days After The Debate
-Written 9/10/24
It's my 2 year anniversary on Tumblr š„³
Wrote some poetry :D
(Inspired by Casual by Chappell Roan)
Abby Howells on tmnz was truly a gift, promoting autism and taskmaster yaoi supremacy both

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Kinda freaking out over whatās going to happen later today rn at 5 oāclock in the morning bc I canāt sleep. Uhm. Yeah.
Anyway, shit you need to know:
You see I.C.E?
Yell, āLa Migra.ā (La-mee-grah)
Be as loud you possibly can.
They are supposed to be starting Raids in Chicago on Tuesday.
You know neurodivergent or queer people?
No the fuck you donāt.
Are you apart of that spectrum yourself?
Suddenly you arenāt.
Know trans people or trans yourself?
Nuh-uh.
Do you have immigrant family?
Tell them how to answer I.C.E if they come across them. (a bunch of shit on TikTok can tell about that)
If you have birth-right citizenship, youāre at risk too.
Donāt be in usually populated areas.
Like, the mall, movie theaters, etc. itās not safe, trust, there will be dumbasses out there today and probably the rest of the week, keep that in mind.
Anyone ask you about your political views?
Say NOTHING.
Or, āI donāt like to talk about that stuff.ā
Donāt talk about them at all.
Same goes for your identity, aight?
Idgaf if he āsaved TikTokā it was a stunt, they think weāre stupid. Forget that shit, donāt thank him. Itās fucking propaganda.
Stay safe,
Eat the rich,
And Deny, Defend, and fucking depose.
Ik im not popular, like at all but please reblog, share, whatever
āAtlas
philomena cunk is my biggest hear me out idgaf