Penelope

Bees don’t have lungs

you can’t just not have lungs

Evidently you can, provided you’re a bee

anyone else think about the sigourney weaver snake venom nail polish scene from holes literally all the goddamn time

For their birthday last year, bought eggs from the horrors of World War II.

Learn or do something and people and made by some work right.

i didnt even realize this was a bot post and i forreal thought i was having an aneurysm 

Other people are not medicine.

L O U D E R

having cash is like having secret money. like whos gonna find out i’m buying tacos with this crisp $20 bill??? not my bank account, that’s for sure

Love this, but reblogging it specifically for “Get rid of secret rules.” That’s one of the most amazing illustrations—and points—I’ve ever seen.

so important especially for perfectionists who procrastinate and never finish, or even start because they set such high standards for themselves.

bastard

he’s just a baby please

baby bastard more like

more bastardous than ever….

My blog policy is If you see something, say something

what an amazing lady!

Trans people have always existed 🌈