The Red Jasper

indulgences

fun prank idea: lay in bed for the rest of your life and ignore reality by reading books and daydreaming all day everyday

It’s like I have this disease that makes me place online orders

I just told someone they have to wear a face mask to come into the centre where I work and he said “what for” and I think I blacked out for a second

sir the pandemic

my ancient greek history professor is making us post memes weekly. i swear to god

I…I need context. I’m gonna research all this shit one day.. If I remember after work

I understand most of these!

Looks like some flimsy ass cheap plastic lol

I work at a rock shop, we have had these boys forever but due to some tik tok trend last week we have been getting people just comming in and rushing for the bands. Not to mention when they are like “man i hope yours does not break” and I tell them they are fragile and you should be careful with them they get angry with me since the only way the can possibly break is by vibes alone and not jusy throwing your hand down on a table too hard.

#what the fuck happened here

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

reblog it, because Russia can´t

Thanks Obama 

Wtf

Lil Panic Attack 👌🏻

I DONT KNOW THE DIFFERANCE BETWEEN SILENT HILL AND RESIDENT EVIL OKAY? I THINK SLICE OF LIFE ANIME IS AN ENTERTAINING GENRE

what a great day to remember that we should not colonize mars, the whole concept is anthropocentric, imperialist, unrealistic and just weird, and the idea of establishing the same capitalistic systems that have turned out to be our downfall on another planet instead of solving problems on earth is so incredibly short-sighted and power fantasy driven that it makes me want to eat glass. the exploration of outer space should always be expressively and only for the benefit of all humankind, not to fill the pockets of some billionaires with a god complex. fuck elon musk all my homies hate elon musk