i love being a historian dating a lesbian librarian and getting texts like this:
Fuck all romance except whatever this is
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

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i love being a historian dating a lesbian librarian and getting texts like this:
Fuck all romance except whatever this is

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there’s a new thor in town
dude seeing these Mega high quality images of the surface of mars that we now have has me fucked up. Like. Mars is a place. mars is a real actual place where one could hypothetically stand. It is a physical place in the universe. ITS JUST OUT THERE LOOKING LIKE UH IDK A REGULAR OLD DESERT WITH LOTS OF ROCKS BUT ITS A WHOLE OTHER PLANET?
LIKE THIS JUST LOOKS LIKE IT COULD BE A PERSON’S BACKYARD. LIKE YEA A LITTLE DUSTY MAYBE THERE WAS A SANDSTORM BUT THAT’S COOL I’M JUST GONNA WALK DOWN TO THE STORE P S Y C H YOU’RE ON MARS BICH!
i hate to be rude and intrude on this post but we have decent pictures of the surface Venus too!
#venus has a low render distance
See also below Saturn’s moon, Titan. Mars has a blue horizon at sunset so it looks even more Earth-like in this image:
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Also: Comet 67P/Churyumov–Gerasimenko
So it’s not quite snowing on Churyumov–Gerasimenko, unfortunately; the white specks are artifacts of cosmic rays impinging on the CCDs in the camera, as well as a rotating starfield in the background (since the comet is spinning). A few specks could be dust. But, holy shit, that’s the surface of a comet. That’s a spot you could in theory cling to for dear life sit down on. The Cliffs of Comet 76p are a place.
If that isn’t the neatest shit I don’t know what is.
I FUCKING LOVE THIS
PHOTOS OF ACTUAL OTHER GODDAMN PLANETS
I should be allowed into every museum's archives actually
is this orange or yellow.
its yellow you are all wrong i have decided just now
hey op, what does this say?
nice try but i’m not colorblind it says 71
Am I tripping?
Is that not 71?
You’re slightly colorblind, that is 74 and the color of the car is orange.

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People need to STOP looking at me
Mood since I was 12 years old
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I’ve contemplated making this video for a very long time. And here I am.
Apparently I was intoxicated one night and decided to do some online shopping. And something came in the mail.
By no means am I perfect. Nor do I make safe and sound adult decisions.
But this is by far one of the most pointless things I have ever spent my money on!
What do you get when you cross a ghost with a bee?
A BOO-BEE!
But if you know me, and you are one of my friends, then you know I am the queen of making adult decisions so I bought FUCKING TWO! So that I could have my face in between two. Boo-bees. FUCK.
Do I have any regrets? No. Do I love them? Yes.
WILL EVERY SINGLE ONE OF MY LESBIAN FRIENDS GET ONE FOR CHRISTMAS? YES!
garlic bread.
uUHuUUUuUHhbhH *sm a c k*
Scientists have discovered how to make glow-in-the-dark cats by inserting the jellyfish genes that create fluorescent proteins into feline eggs.
I needed to check that this was real, and apparently, it is. What’s more, the end goal in these experiments was to fight feline AIDS, creating glow-in-the-dark cats was a side effect. That might be the greatest sentence I write this year.
Ok, so the short version is that scientists want to insert a Useful Gene. But they have no way of knowing if the Useful Gene actually got incorporated into the cat’s (or other animal’s) DNA. So they glue the Glow Gene to the Useful Gene. If the animal glows, both genes got inserted successfully.
Yes! Pretty much every glow in the dark science animal is that way because of the above! A lot of people don’t get that, and think scientists are just screwing around and doing slightly irresponsible things with animal DNA just cuz they can. That’s not the case at all

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Women’s hairdressers when you want to take an extra inch off your regular cut: “Are you sure? I don’t think that’s a good idea. You’re probably going to regret it. I’m just gonna do your regular length and then we can discuss it”
Barbers when dudes ask for shit like this: “Say no more fam. That will be $4.”
Guys
Gay USA (1977) dir. Arthur J. Bressan Jr.
I would like to personally apologize to every teacher whose projects I overthought as a kid to the point that I could barely do them
5th grade teacher: alright class! This week we’re going to be doing something a little different! I want you all to focus on helping others, then you should write down every good deed you’ve done in your notebooks!
10 year old me, absolutely overthinking the shit out of this: but it feels wrong to do good deeds only to gain something in return, isn’t it inherently bad if my reason for helping isn’t just to help but so I can boast about it in a notebook?
Teacher: just… Just do the project please
8th grade teacher: alright class, please write a letter from the view of a person experiencing this historical event
14 year old me, staring at my paper: how am i supposed to do that when we only summed up what happened? what are the details someone experiencing this would focus on? what were the opinions of people about that? what words that are long since out of fashion would I use? what was the culture like back then and what references would someone make? If I don’t do it it sounds unrealistic and fake can we please do more research first
8th grade teacher: …just do the exercise please
Actually you know what? Stop calling me out like this, I still overthink the shit out of everything I ever do

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So glad to be a human being, wash my body and consume nutrients every day, I hope there is no hidden pain or fear involved lol
big fan of walking in the rain. hate the concept of wet clothes. i am tired of life and its obscure sufferings
"I am tired of life and its obscure sufferings" hits surprisingly deep