All The Dude Ever Wanted Was His Rug Back

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so it’s a little disheartening to see some of it is starting to come back into vogue!!!

Anyway, if you’re like me and a survivor of 90s body hell, or you’re younger than me and feeling insecure, weightlifting has been a huge boon.

Every time the Spectre of self starvation looms its shitty head I stand up straighter and I yell “YOU CAN’T LIFT BIG IF YOU DON’T EAT BIG” and then I eat big 💪

1) the various higher powers of the world are invested in keeping women weak and small in all arenas and that includes physical strength. Fuck ‘em

2) lifting weights is about what your body can do, not what it looks like (you’re thinking bodybuilding, which is different) and steady strength progression will improve your mental health. “Having control over your body and seeing progress” are like the two biggest mental health boosters one can get.

3) more muscle on your body = more stability in old age

river of stars ✧

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Any film featuring the US military is paid for by the US military. They have the final word on what comes out. These films are recruitment tools. Same applies to TV shows, and doubtless many will soon be showing up.

Do not be fooled by these films and shows. They are designed to bring in new recruits. When these are released, there is a surge in new people enlisting in the military. These recruits swiftly discover they were fed bullshit, but now they're stuck due to a contract. Going AWOL, away without leave, is desertion. You will be caught and put on trial for desertion, and they are not light with the sentencing.

Please, for the love of fuck, do not enlist with the military. You are cannon fodder. They do not care about you.

Recruiters are told to lie. To do whatever it fucking takes to enlist new people. Do not fucking fall for it.