HELLO, OPERATOR...? GET ME THE INTERNET

they’re called from software cause that’s what they make the games out of

then shall they call upon me, but I will not cause any information to be accumulated on the stack.

le critique du nostalgie

le nerd furieux des jeux-vidéo

Love the word "also". I have more things to say

we should talk about water more often that shit is crazy

it is literally one of the most normal things

you can’t even begin to understand how insane water is

carbonmonoxidealarmgirl beeping incessantly because you're not giving her enough attention. and for other reasons

ship of theseus but it's a continually upgraded gaming pc first built in 1998

One time I saw this New Yorker cartoon with a piece of penne pasta answering the phone and saying, “Fusilli, you crazy bastard! How are you?” and now I cannot cook fusilli without thinking you crazy bastard

Soda was an effervescent corn-based drink that was popular during the height of the American Empire. Regionally known as pop or coke in some provinces, it was prepared by extracting corn sugars into a thick syrup to be mixed with water

Often dispensed from a many spouted font and served with small, rectangular blocks of ice. Some varieties of soda were thought to have energy enhancing properties.

the mortifying ordeal of being known by 20,000 bees