alexa kill this clown

what the shit does that mean

how to keep going for beginners

I can’t overshare because that would be very humiliating but everyone else should overshare because I like to know everything

Concerts will have you staring at the taller person infront of you and thinking Why were you born? Why? Why? Why?

imagine being a dog and you think your chances are pretty good. and then you look over and there's Mitski getting her wallet out

Sober as fuck at the back of the club going onto Wikipedia and typing "List of birds"

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

nostalgia will have you thinking delusional crap like "i miss being 14." no the fuck i don't!!!

a squirrel or perhaps a cardinal posted this

Yeah i dont think i can take any more madness/pain

"Peggle make phone calls" has become shorthand for "fuck it, whatever" for me but no one ever knows what im talkingabout and it's also longer (longhand?)