Adammurray88

"You look ugly as fuck."

"Quite the opposite, actually..."

Tell me, Murray... Where do you think Jonah is? Perhaps dead in a ditch? Or inside the Church, gouging his eyes out? Oh, the posbilities are endless...

We both know why M.A.D doesnt work on you...

"I have no clue what you're talking about."

"Quite the opposite, actually..."

Tell me, Murray... Where do you think Jonah is? Perhaps dead in a ditch? Or inside the Church, gouging his eyes out? Oh, the posbilities are endless...

"Quite the opposite, actually..."

"... Huh. Interesting. Well, I hope your experience is a pleasent one, as there are... odd people on this platform. "

𝚆𝚑𝚢 𝚢𝚎𝚜.... 𝙸 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚘𝚗 𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎... 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚏𝚒𝚕𝚝𝚑𝚢 𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚞𝚛𝚎𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚑𝚞𝚛𝚝 𝚖𝚎... 𝙼𝚢 𝚊𝚖𝚒𝚐𝚘.. 𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝚖𝚢 𝚖𝚊𝚍𝚛𝚎.. -𝙼𝚆🥀

"Ah. I apologize for your loss, I have also lost a uh... Acquaintance from them."

𝙰𝚑, 𝚠𝚎𝚕𝚕... 𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚍𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚜𝚎𝚎𝚖 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚘𝚜𝚎 𝙲𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚞𝚛𝚎𝚜... 𝚂𝚘 𝙸 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚋𝚎 𝚘𝚔 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚢𝚘𝚞. -𝙼𝚆🥀

"Likewise."

𝙼𝚑𝚖, 𝚢𝚎𝚜, 𝚠𝚎 𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚐𝚎𝚝 𝚊𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐, 𝚊𝚜 𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐 𝚊𝚜 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚍𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚍𝚘 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚘𝚜𝚎.... 𝚄𝚗𝚜𝚊𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚢 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚍𝚘, 𝚠𝚎 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚋𝚎 𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚎, 𝙰𝚖𝚒𝚐𝚘. -𝙼𝚆🥀

"Well, I'm glad to hear that, as I am not like those vermin."

"... Huh. Interesting. Well, I hope your experience is a pleasent one, as there are... odd people on this platform. "

𝚆𝚑𝚢 𝚢𝚎𝚜.... 𝙸 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚘𝚗 𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎... 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚏𝚒𝚕𝚝𝚑𝚢 𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚞𝚛𝚎𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚑𝚞𝚛𝚝 𝚖𝚎... 𝙼𝚢 𝚊𝚖𝚒𝚐𝚘.. 𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝚖𝚢 𝚖𝚊𝚍𝚛𝚎.. -𝙼𝚆🥀

"Ah. I apologize for your loss, I have also lost a uh... Acquaintance from them."

𝙰𝚑, 𝚠𝚎𝚕𝚕... 𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚍𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚜𝚎𝚎𝚖 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚘𝚜𝚎 𝙲𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚞𝚛𝚎𝚜... 𝚂𝚘 𝙸 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚋𝚎 𝚘𝚔 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚢𝚘𝚞. -𝙼𝚆🥀

"Likewise."

"... Huh. Interesting. Well, I hope your experience is a pleasent one, as there are... odd people on this platform. "

𝚆𝚑𝚢 𝚢𝚎𝚜.... 𝙸 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚘𝚗 𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎... 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚏𝚒𝚕𝚝𝚑𝚢 𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚞𝚛𝚎𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚑𝚞𝚛𝚝 𝚖𝚎... 𝙼𝚢 𝚊𝚖𝚒𝚐𝚘.. 𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝚖𝚢 𝚖𝚊𝚍𝚛𝚎.. -𝙼𝚆🥀

"Ah. I apologize for your loss, I have also lost a uh... Acquaintance from them."

"... Huh. Interesting. Well, I hope your experience is a pleasent one, as there are... odd people on this platform. "

"that's good. I uh, got better medical stuff, unless you just want to rest?"

"m'body hurts......"

"I SAW YOUR BODY, HOW ARE YOU??-- ARE YOU BACK IN MANDELA STILL???"

"..........I think.. m'not sure.. probably.."

"Okay,,.."

"I'll be there in like, 10, just hold on, kay? Don't die on me again, dipshit."

"yeah uhm...... I'll try not to."

"m'trying to... and yeah."

"Okay I'll be there in like, five minutes."

”..got it,, see you there then..”

"Okay, I'm here, where are you it's dark as fuck out here."

”..I.. uh… err… somewhere near where I last was.. I think..”

"Okay I see you, I think hold on I'll be right there."

“Yeah, okay- I think I see you to.. m'mabye.”

"Shit you still look horrible. Okay, come on, let me help you sit up, I need to check the damage."

”M’tired Adam..”

"Shh. I know, dipshit... fuck okay, first, let's get you in the van, I have medical shit in there and we can fix you up, mkay? Give me your arm I'll help you get there."

”m'huh.. take it, m'dont feel like moving..”

"I know. Come on, you got this, the van is a minute away, as soon as we get there I can, I dunno- fucking damn it, I can't do medical shit.... Okay, I have bandages, gauze, simple shit, okay? As soon as I'm done you can rest, okay? Just don't fucking die again."

“..just fuckin' lift me— I want rest… I want.. “

"You know for some reason, I didn't expect for you to be this light. Hey, cut that out dipshit, we're at the van, you can wait. Here, I'll help you in. There. Now let me see how bad it is...... Well, I have good news, and bad news. Good news, I can fix this, bad news, you're gonna need to stay awake a bit longer, m'kay?"

“m'kay…”

"It's really not that bad, surprisingly. The snow seems to have taken up most of the bleeding, which is good but yeah, this'll definitely need stitches... I'm pretty sure I could do that... probably... okay whatever, uh, Jonah this is gonna hurt a lot, probably, so like. Maybe hold on to something so you don't move?"

”..likeee.? Ufh… the seats mabye..?”

"Yeah, that works. Okay, I'm just gonna start now, kay? And don't worry, I promise this is clean."

”m'better be..”

"Tch. Smartass. Mkay, just. Don't move. Starting now."

“..uh huh. m’not moving.”

"Kay, this'll take a few minutes, after this we can figure out where to go- I can bring you to my place or something."

“..you Got a place.? Since when— what did I miss..?”

"I've had a place, dipshit, I just don't tell anybody where I live, the only person who knows is.... Well, that doesn't matter now... Where did you think I lived??"

“..I dunno.. like…. With Sarah? “

"You're kidding."

“…nooo. I mean I whoudnt judge,,, im living with Weaver anyways soooo….”

"Who? Also Sarah pisses me off, I doubt I could live with her."

“The.. m'uh….. the lady the police department luitenant sticks around with,,,, Sarah singlehandly pissing you before I do? Wowww.”

"I can still leave you here, you know."

”..PFTT.. okay. Do it and— and uuh. I’ll get you sued- yeah! I didn’t go to law school for nothin.”

"Still a dropout, though... there, you should be good now, I think I did a pretty good job."

“Yeah well law school dropout. I’ll kill you if I die here. Sue you for 7/11 food!”

"Shut up, idiot. We should start heading back it's almost midnight and I really don't want to be out here that late. You're able to stay still in that seat and not die, right?"

"Ugh. Fine, I think there's a fast food spot a few minutes away..."

"hahaha hell yeah!!! suddenly I'm not dying."

"Dipshit."

"pfft I'll start dying again don't make me!!"

"I think it's obvious at this point."

"You are a weird motherfucker, you know that? Ugh. Okay wait here I'll be right back, DO NOT talk to ANYONE, Jonah."

"I'm just cool like that. and I'm not dumb course I wont."

"That shit was so fucking overpriced, holy shit. Never buying shit in Mandela again. Anyways, I was able to get a single slice, here. There's also water in there, be careful. Don't eat or drink too quickly."

"awhhh look at you being so nice and sweet to me after I nearly died,, also absolutely hating on my taste in pizza how dare you I can tell you its amazing."

"Shut up. And that's because it sucks, Jonah."

"NUH UH!"

"Ugh. Fine, whatever. You ready to head back?"

"yeah, I am,,."

"Good. My place is like, six minutes away. Please ignore how messy it is, before you reached out I was uh... dealing with something."

"Figured, when is it not a mess?"

"Hey!- I clean!"

"pfttt sure."

"Such a dickhead... Alright we're here, come on prince, let's get you to your castle or whatever."

"awhh me? a prince? thank you your majesty."

"See, it's not that bad!"

"ehh I cant talk. I'm like a raccoon sooooooooooooooo........"

"True. You have the food preference of one."

"do not! your just to white and emo to understand joy."

"Excuse me????"

"judging my pizza taste is like the whitest thing to do."

"I'm going to kick you out."

"pfttt yeah sure okay."

"Asshole..."

"you care for me to much to let me go-- but uh,question-- if you were a alternate whould you tell me?"

"can you at least answer the question is I'm sure..?"

"I mean, I don't know? I'm not one, so..."

"just making sure."

"Mhm. Well, I guess I should make sure the stitches are healing properly. Sit down."

"fine,I'm sat."

"Good. Now stay here I'm gonna get some actually decent medical equipment, be right back."

"I'll try and not like-- die again."

"m'body hurts......"

"I SAW YOUR BODY, HOW ARE YOU??-- ARE YOU BACK IN MANDELA STILL???"

"..........I think.. m'not sure.. probably.."

"Okay,,.."

"I'll be there in like, 10, just hold on, kay? Don't die on me again, dipshit."

"yeah uhm...... I'll try not to."

"m'trying to... and yeah."

"Okay I'll be there in like, five minutes."

”..got it,, see you there then..”

"Okay, I'm here, where are you it's dark as fuck out here."

”..I.. uh… err… somewhere near where I last was.. I think..”

"Okay I see you, I think hold on I'll be right there."

“Yeah, okay- I think I see you to.. m'mabye.”

"Shit you still look horrible. Okay, come on, let me help you sit up, I need to check the damage."

”M’tired Adam..”

"Shh. I know, dipshit... fuck okay, first, let's get you in the van, I have medical shit in there and we can fix you up, mkay? Give me your arm I'll help you get there."

”m'huh.. take it, m'dont feel like moving..”

"I know. Come on, you got this, the van is a minute away, as soon as we get there I can, I dunno- fucking damn it, I can't do medical shit.... Okay, I have bandages, gauze, simple shit, okay? As soon as I'm done you can rest, okay? Just don't fucking die again."

“..just fuckin' lift me— I want rest… I want.. “

"You know for some reason, I didn't expect for you to be this light. Hey, cut that out dipshit, we're at the van, you can wait. Here, I'll help you in. There. Now let me see how bad it is...... Well, I have good news, and bad news. Good news, I can fix this, bad news, you're gonna need to stay awake a bit longer, m'kay?"

“m'kay…”

"It's really not that bad, surprisingly. The snow seems to have taken up most of the bleeding, which is good but yeah, this'll definitely need stitches... I'm pretty sure I could do that... probably... okay whatever, uh, Jonah this is gonna hurt a lot, probably, so like. Maybe hold on to something so you don't move?"

”..likeee.? Ufh… the seats mabye..?”

"Yeah, that works. Okay, I'm just gonna start now, kay? And don't worry, I promise this is clean."

”m'better be..”

"Tch. Smartass. Mkay, just. Don't move. Starting now."

“..uh huh. m’not moving.”

"Kay, this'll take a few minutes, after this we can figure out where to go- I can bring you to my place or something."

“..you Got a place.? Since when— what did I miss..?”

"I've had a place, dipshit, I just don't tell anybody where I live, the only person who knows is.... Well, that doesn't matter now... Where did you think I lived??"

“..I dunno.. like…. With Sarah? “

"You're kidding."

“…nooo. I mean I whoudnt judge,,, im living with Weaver anyways soooo….”

"Who? Also Sarah pisses me off, I doubt I could live with her."

“The.. m'uh….. the lady the police department luitenant sticks around with,,,, Sarah singlehandly pissing you before I do? Wowww.”

"I can still leave you here, you know."

”..PFTT.. okay. Do it and— and uuh. I’ll get you sued- yeah! I didn’t go to law school for nothin.”

"Still a dropout, though... there, you should be good now, I think I did a pretty good job."

“Yeah well law school dropout. I’ll kill you if I die here. Sue you for 7/11 food!”

"Shut up, idiot. We should start heading back it's almost midnight and I really don't want to be out here that late. You're able to stay still in that seat and not die, right?"

"Ugh. Fine, I think there's a fast food spot a few minutes away..."

"hahaha hell yeah!!! suddenly I'm not dying."

"Dipshit."

"pfft I'll start dying again don't make me!!"

"I think it's obvious at this point."

"You are a weird motherfucker, you know that? Ugh. Okay wait here I'll be right back, DO NOT talk to ANYONE, Jonah."

"I'm just cool like that. and I'm not dumb course I wont."

"That shit was so fucking overpriced, holy shit. Never buying shit in Mandela again. Anyways, I was able to get a single slice, here. There's also water in there, be careful. Don't eat or drink too quickly."

"awhhh look at you being so nice and sweet to me after I nearly died,, also absolutely hating on my taste in pizza how dare you I can tell you its amazing."

"Shut up. And that's because it sucks, Jonah."

"NUH UH!"

"Ugh. Fine, whatever. You ready to head back?"

"yeah, I am,,."

"Good. My place is like, six minutes away. Please ignore how messy it is, before you reached out I was uh... dealing with something."

"Figured, when is it not a mess?"

"Hey!- I clean!"

"pfttt sure."

"Such a dickhead... Alright we're here, come on prince, let's get you to your castle or whatever."

"awhh me? a prince? thank you your majesty."

"See, it's not that bad!"

"ehh I cant talk. I'm like a raccoon sooooooooooooooo........"

"True. You have the food preference of one."

"do not! your just to white and emo to understand joy."

"Excuse me????"

"judging my pizza taste is like the whitest thing to do."

"I'm going to kick you out."

"pfttt yeah sure okay."

"Asshole..."

"you care for me to much to let me go-- but uh,question-- if you were a alternate whould you tell me?"

"can you at least answer the question is I'm sure..?"

"I mean, I don't know? I'm not one, so..."

"just making sure."

"Mhm. Well, I guess I should make sure the stitches are healing properly. Sit down."

"fine,I'm sat."

"Good. Now stay here I'm gonna get some actually decent medical equipment, be right back."