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slenderman.com/careers

perhaps some will disagree, but i think the world got worse when we changed the colour of the night

I remember when the sixpence slavery drama first broke out I learned more about modern slavery on my dash than I ever learned in a class

The way people were like "you ignorant americans don't understand anything, my family also has a child slave and we treat him like he's family!!!!" quite a week to be on tumblr

College is so annoying it's always like 'Oh if you want to do XYZ go talk to the Department of Vague But Important Policies located in the Coconut Building' and then you go there and they are like 'sorry actually we can't help you with that you need to talk to the Executive Director of Confusing Paperwork Joe Balogna over at Saint Broccoli Memorial Tower his office hours are 12-2pm every other Monday and Thursday.'

no more polyamory no more monagomy letsstart punching and kicking each others genitals

these tendrilous filaments growing out of my gooch are becoming concerning. and the less said about the one growing out my urethra the better!