*plays uptown funk on discman*

isn't it ridiculous how you're only allowed to have types when you're into conventional appearance and conventionally attractive things. if you're into fat people you're immediately labeled as a fat fetishist but exclusively dating skinny people is just normal. if you're into muscular women you're a disgusting gooner with a muscle mommy fetish but if you're into muscular men you're literally just a regular person. thinking feet is attractive is a fetish but being into boobs is the normalest thing ever even though both are non-sexual body parts

sex is some naked bullshit and food is some crap they found on the ground but online poker is forever

bounces my boobs in a dark and evil way

are you feeling corrupted yet...?

not sure if it’s working yet ma’am, keep bouncing them to make sure

hi my name is fictional woman from apocalyptic show made by a man i have really clean neat hair and perfectly plucked eyebrows and i love to get pregnant even though the world is fucked to hell and there's no hospitals or running water or anything

tumblr cuz them other apps too loud

i hope something lesbian happens to all my mutuals soon. if you’re a straight woman or a gay man i hope something lesbian happens to you as well but in a different way

being 24 is really not It.

Sometimes you try to write one research paper and your subjects inform you that you will be writing an entirely different one.