"We're going to survive this reality"

I'm casting a spell at you that makes you get five hundred billion thousand dollars. this is not a "reblog and you will get five hundred billion thousand dollars" post. I am just telling you that I have cast the spell, it's happening

shoutout to whoever stole my amazon package containing nothing but a single pair of shoelaces.

Never have I seen the perfect application of two memes back to back so that both can stand without any alteration but the lack of words itself. This is a work of art. I would call this meme poetry.

do the draft post know they in there ? in there in the drafts

you're cute and it's tuesday

at first i read houses and i was very very confused for a minute

just saw somebody tag something about the animated pilot as "#upd8" and it one hit ko'd me

reblog to pull the person you reblogged it from out of the adhd mental paralysis pit

"i unfollow if our media interests no longer align" I still follow moots haven't spoken to in years and have learned the entire story of deltarune, mouthwashing, that one ninjago lego show, continuations of media I havent been into since 2018 and many others. I don't need a summary of something I just need Mutual to be insane about it on my dash

these are my mutuals I call them 'advertisement' and 'propaganda' and 'newspaper' and their job is to flood my dash with posts that have no root in my current interests. for enrichment