Donald, You Are a Real Card Carrying Cunt

When I (M29) was a young boy (M7) my father (M35) took me into the city (X167) to see a marching band (M23, M21, M22, F22, M24, M25, F21, M

He said “Son (M7) when you grow up (F33) would you be — wait what”

he pukes after sex

he pukes during sex

what's he doing during the foreplay?

covering his mouth and gagging. trying not to cry

(daniel molloy voice) did you cum on the kilt ruben

can you imagine how pissed lions would be if they found out that there’s a whole 30 days called pride month and it’s not even about them

every richard gadd interview these days is "I put on three thousand pounds of pure muscle so I could dwarf jamie bell to the point of extreme sexual dimorphism; I repeatedly told my trainers that I needed to discard my mortal flesh and transcend into The Thing that Fucks and Breeds and they were all very lovely and accomodating about it"

and it worked🗣️🔥‼️